OT: Beisbol playoffs

[td4mvp2k]

athleticism in kickball... very beta tbh

[313]

clayton kuckshaw

[313]

I watched a little bit of the games i bet on but usually if the Tigers are out, I don't watch

[Pelicans78]

Beisbol players are generally strong in their abdomen..

Nah, baseball players are stronger than Futbol players across the board. Futbol players are some of the weakest athletes in sports.

[lefty]

I think I saw somebody move

Nevermind, it was a fan who was stretching after waking up from his nap.

[lefty]

I wonder how many Futbol players can hit a baseball out of the infield or throw harder than 80 mph. Most Futbol players are generally weak in their upper bodies.

I wonder how many snoozeball players can run for 90 minutes

[Pelicans78]

this 16yr old kid who hasn't even played professional yet is more athletically gifted than Beisbol's finest

Nah, Lorenzo Cain is as athletic as most Futbol players.

MJ is one of the GOAT athletes ever and struggled as a minor league player.

[td4mvp2k]

Nevermind, it was a fan who was stretching after waking up from his nap.

ya its called the 7th inning

[Pelicans78]

I wonder how many snoozeball players can run for 90 minutes

So Futbol players are basically marathon runners playing with a ball. Weak as otherwise.

[td4mvp2k]

reason why kickball is the weakest sport in murica

[lefty]

So Futbol players are basically marathon runners playing with a ball. Weak as otherwise.

ur superior athletes need steroids to hit that ing ball

[TheGreatYacht]

ur superior athletes need steroids to hit that ing ball

running straight on a lined square

[td4mvp2k]

games ending in ties

[Pelicans78]

ur superior athletes need steroids to hit that ing ball

That was 10 years ago. The game has changed. Defense, speed, and power pitching is the norm even though home runs went up from last season. Teams like the Yankees which rely on HRs are becoming relics.

[TheGreatYacht]

fat cucks eating hot dogs and taking naps while they watch CC Sabathia chew tobacco for 5 hours

[td4mvp2k]

I got shin bruise I need stretcher

[TheGreatYacht]

fans don't even give a about what's going on in the pitch.. They just came for the churros and hot dogs. Peep one of the top comments in that video "Saddest thing about it is this: that segment was infinitely more entertaining than the game they're watching."

[TheGreatYacht]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1804239

"Sammy Sosa, beisbol player, tore several ligaments in his back after a particularly violent sneeze"

[td4mvp2k]

^ desperate mode in effect

[TheGreatYacht]

^ No. You were laughing at a football player asking to get stretchered off because he got cleated on the shin.. Beisbol players get hurt sneezing and opening up mayo bottles (another fact)

[TheGreatYacht]

A couple of beisbol player injuries:

- Sammy Sosa, tore ligaments in his back while sneezing.
- Mark Buehrle, sliced his throwing hand open while trying to open a jar of mayo
- Joel Zumaya, once missed the playoffs because of a wrist injury caused by playing too much 'Guitar Hero'
- Adam Eaton, tried to open a DVD wrapper with a knife. Stabbed himself in the stomach.
- John Smoltz, burnt himself while ironing his shirt. He was still wearing it.
- Glenallen Hill, Injured for 15 days after falling out of bed. He was trying to escape from imaginary spiders.

[lefty]

running straight on a lined square

I believe they call it diamond. You know, in a desperate attempt to make besibol sound cooler

fat cucks eating hot dogs and taking naps while they watch CC Sabathia chew tobacco for 5 hours

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1804239

"Sammy Sosa, beisbol player, tore several ligaments in his back after a particularly violent sneeze"

A couple of beisbol player injuries:

- Sammy Sosa, tore ligaments in his back while sneezing.
- Mark Buehrle, sliced his throwing hand open while trying to open a jar of mayo
- Joel Zumaya, once missed the playoffs because of a wrist injury caused by playing too much 'Guitar Hero'
- Adam Eaton, tried to open a DVD wrapper with a knife. Stabbed himself in the stomach.
- John Smoltz, burnt himself while ironing his shirt. He was still wearing it.
- Glenallen Hill, Injured for 15 days after falling out of bed. He was trying to escape from imaginary spiders.

[Robz4000]

Don't worry lefty, I'm sure one day soon they'll bring back your Expos and you can love beisbal once again.

[TheGreatYacht]

I believe they call it diamond. You know, in a desperate attempt to make besibol sound cooler

I heard that they even use this thing called "replay" now

[lefty]

I heard that they even use this thing called "replay" now

There is no replay, it's the fat asses's actual speed