OT: Beisbol playoffs

[Biernutz]

Beisbol is slow? Has anyone sat thru a 0-0 kickball game when there was no riots
in the stands?

[jehawk81]

There is no replay, it's the fat asses's actual speed

ROTFLMAO

[DAF86]

Nah, baseball players are stronger than Futbol players across the board. Futbol players are some of the weakest athletes in sports.

Futbol players work on their upper body strenght almost as much as on their lower body strenght to be able to fend off opposing players.

[TheGreatYacht]

There is no replay, it's the fat asses's actual speed

FAM

[K...]

The only thing dumber than baseball, it's forum posting. Bunch of fatty favgots.

[baseline bum]

watching Bartolo Colon run in from the bullpen

[baseline bum]

My Chase Utley

[AlexJones]

Based ing Utley

I just need the Mets and the Cubs out, all I'm asking

[AlexJones]

AGONE

[Reck]

A couple of beisbol player injuries:

- Sammy Sosa, tore ligaments in his back while sneezing.
- Mark Buehrle, sliced his throwing hand open while trying to open a jar of mayo
- Joel Zumaya, once missed the playoffs because of a wrist injury caused by playing too much 'Guitar Hero'
- Adam Eaton, tried to open a DVD wrapper with a knife. Stabbed himself in the stomach.
- John Smoltz, burnt himself while ironing his shirt. He was still wearing it.
- Glenallen Hill, Injured for 15 days after falling out of bed. He was trying to escape from imaginary spiders.

While funny, these are self inflicted injuries by moronic people.

[Reck]

Futbol players work on their upper body strenght almost as much as on their lower body strenght to be able to fend off opposing players.

Also the giest.

[Biernutz]

0-0 kick ball game...the only excitement was in the stands......

[Pelicans78]

Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders were more athletic than any Futbol player.

[Pelicans78]

Futbol players work on their upper body strenght almost as much as on their lower body strenght to be able to fend off opposing players.

Fending off fellow Futbol players takes very little strength. Most of those guys are midgets.

[Pelicans78]

The majority of baseball players would beat the out of Futbol players.

[apalisoc_9]

The majority of baseball players would beat the out of Futbol players.

that's if they can catch them.

Most baseball players would be out of breath after a few seconds.

seriously..Fat people should never be considered athletes.

So many big Darts player..most of them would beat the F out futbol players too..Doesn't make their "sport" any more interesting.

Terrible logic.

[Reck]

that's if they can catch them.

Most baseball players would be out of breath after a few seconds.

seriously..Fat people should never be considered athletes.

So many big Darts player..most of them would beat the F out futbol players too..Doesn't make their "sport" any more interesting.

Terrible logic.

But despite the spurstalk re ed logic that's always in play here, the majority of Baseball players aren't fat.

You can maybe say 50 are fat but they dont even make up a third of the rest.

[apalisoc_9]

But despite the spurstalk re ed logic that's always in play here, the majority of Baseball players aren't fat.

You can maybe say 50 are fat but they dont even make up a third of the rest.

the point is that, if you xan be an elite player as a supreme fatso..then its embarrassing.

[midnightpulp]

But despite the spurstalk re ed logic that's always in play here, the majority of Baseball players aren't fat.

You can maybe say 50 are fat but they dont even make up a third of the rest.

Lorenzo Cain is more athletic than any divegrass player that has ever played that "sport." As is Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, Yasiel Puig, Bo Jackson, Vince Coleman, Deion Sanders, Ken Griffey Jr. etc, etc, the list goes on to hundreds. In fact, that little guy on the Rangers, Odor, was reaching 21 mph on the basepaths yesterday, faster than Ronaldo's top speed.

Check out Trout's box jump. Ungodly:



As a contrast, this video evaluating Cristiano Ronaldo's athleticism was particularly funny:



A 17" no step vertical and 31" inch one step vertical

And at the way the narrator spoke about his 31" vert with such awe. That's the kind of "athleticism" that impresses povertyball fans.

[Robz4000]

Preach, mid, preach.

[midnightpulp]

More:

Ronaldo's 25 meter (82 feet) sprint time:

3.6 seconds.



Unathletic baseball player Dee Gordon's time running all 4 bases (90 feet apart, and which requires turning):

13.89 seconds, when divided by 4, equals 3.4 seconds per basepath.

Gordon ran .2 seconds faster, while having to travel an additional 8 feet.

Edit:

Fastest single time recorded this year for a run from home to first base:

GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Reds leadoff man Billy Hamilton has always been a blur. Today he is a whisper.

Word from a couple quarters in Reds camp was that the switch-hitting Hamilton was clocked in a legend-creating 3.3 seconds on a run from home to first base on his drag bunt

And why do divegrass fans always go on about stamina? Firstly, 80 minutes of the game, players are lightly jogging, walking, or standing around. It's not like they're in a dead sprint 100% of the time. Secondly, stamina is the easiest thing to train up of all athletic attributes. Much harder to train up explosiveness and endurance (taking continuous body contact).

To demonstrate this point, think when you've played basketball? What was more fatiguing? Banging in the post or jogging/running around on the perimeter? The answer in obviously the former.

[midnightpulp]

[Extrapolating from his 25m time] It’s a safe estimate to say Cristiano could run the 40 yard dash between 4.64-4.70

"Fat" American athletes easily run that time.

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Oh, Fatty Prince Fielder that povertyball fans love posting pics of ran the 60 yard dash in 6.8 seconds, meaning 3.4 seconds per 30 yards. Obviously, you gain speed in the latter yards, so we can put Fielder's 30yd time at around 3.6-3.7, which is still faster than Ronaldo's 25m time.

Lightweight, shredded divegrass players with 3% body fat can't run faster than Prince Fielder.
"B-But their stamina!"

[Reck]

LOL mid doing work. Sent the peasants home.

[Kidd K]

A couple of beisbol player injuries:

- Sammy Sosa, tore ligaments in his back while sneezing.
- Mark Buehrle, sliced his throwing hand open while trying to open a jar of mayo
- Joel Zumaya, once missed the playoffs because of a wrist injury caused by playing too much 'Guitar Hero'
- Adam Eaton, tried to open a DVD wrapper with a knife. Stabbed himself in the stomach.
- John Smoltz, burnt himself while ironing his shirt. He was still wearing it.
- Glenallen Hill, Injured for 15 days after falling out of bed. He was trying to escape from imaginary spiders.

Carlos Boozer: Breaks hand answering the door at his home.
Amar'e: Breaks hand punching fire extinguisher in locker room.
Grant Hill: Tears knee ligament in layup line.
Greg Oden: Stands up while watching tv, fractures knee.
Charles Barkley: Burns a layer of cornea off with lotion during Eric Clapton concert.
Derrick Rose: Cuts arm with apple knife while in bed. . .and not even using the knife
Lionel Simmons: Gets tendonitis playing too many video games, misses 2 weeks.
Dirk Nowitzki: Sprains ankle putting shoe on.
Paul Pierce: Wheelchair.

etc. The list goes on tbh. Any sport has dumb stories like that

[Biernutz]