Group of Five Alert: UNT in full CROFL Mode

[UNT Eagles 2016]

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foot...cs-win-records


firing the coach and demoting the 2 stiffy white quarterbacks (broke men's Brandon Weedens) to the bench was probably the right move, but still

lost to a hipster FCS team
lost at home on homecoming by 59
overrated home stadium/homefield advantage
only score of the game was in the last minute when the defense gave up
70 yard rushing touchdowns
most hipster school in Texas
showing up the fans and alumni like that on homecoming
worst social life atmosphere on a college campus in Texas
worst school in Texas
probably going to go 0–12
U-N-T with a capital "C"
joke school
student union STILL under construction after 2 years of "hard work"
construction workers are city-grade lazy fat Mexicans paid by the hour spending more time salsa dancing, eating and smoking than working
cheerleaders still cheering and band still marching even down by 28, 35, 42, 45, 52, etc
environmentalist lib s
0–5
UNT


Pros: At least I got a mountain of free food from the tailgaters prior to the game. Woot.

[FkLA]

Best thing that could've happened to UNT imo.

A win here or even a more respectable score probably keeps McCarney around for another year or two since his buyout is pretty hefty. AD Rick Villareal should've been fired as well, but he'll probably get fired anyways after the 0-12 season.

[DMX7]

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foot...cs-win-records


firing the coach and demoting the 2 stiffy white quarterbacks (broke men's Brandon Weedens) to the bench was probably the right move, but still

lost to a hipster FCS team
lost at home on homecoming by 59
overrated home stadium/homefield advantage
only score of the game was in the last minute when the defense gave up
70 yard rushing touchdowns
most hipster school in Texas
showing up the fans and alumni like that on homecoming
worst social life atmosphere on a college campus in Texas
worst school in Texas
probably going to go 0–12
U-N-T with a capital "C"
joke school
student union STILL under construction after 2 years of "hard work"
construction workers are city-grade lazy fat Mexicans paid by the hour spending more time salsa dancing, eating and smoking than working
cheerleaders still cheering and band still marching even down by 28, 35, 42, 45, 52, etc
environmentalist lib s
0–5
UNT


Pros: At least I got a mountain of free food from the tailgaters prior to the game. Woot.

You're about to graduate from there?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Best thing that could've happened to UNT imo.

A win here or even a more respectable score probably keeps McCarney around for another year or two since his buyout is pretty hefty. AD Rick Villareal should've been fired as well, but he'll probably get fired anyways after the 0-12 season.

Hopefully. Dude is incompetent; what young Texas high school senior standout would want to work for him rather than the elite guys at A&M, TCU, or Baylor?

You're about to graduate from there?

Unfortunately. Three years of , boredom, and ennui. I would have MUCH rather gone to a better social atmosphere like A&M, but my cost of attendance wouldn't have been fully paid for there.

Think about it this way with me. Basically:::

Me is to Culburn369 as UNT is to the Phoenix Suns, AND as TCU is to the Lakers.

[DMX7]

Hopefully. Dude is incompetent; what young Texas high school senior standout would want to work for him rather than the elite guys at A&M, TCU, or Baylor?


Unfortunately. Three years of , boredom, and ennui. I would have MUCH rather gone to a better social atmosphere like A&M, but my cost of attendance wouldn't have been fully paid for there.

Think about it this way with me. Basically:::

Me is to Culburn369 as UNT is to the Phoenix Suns, AND as TCU is to the Lakers.

I would have just paid up to go to A&M if that's where you wanted to go. Over the course of your career, the alumni network at a big school like that probably would have made up the cost of attendance.

[FkLA]

Me is to Culburn369 as UNT is to the Phoenix Suns, AND as TCU is to the Lakers.

You're just fooling yourself by doing that. To TCU fans/alumni you'll always just be the guy that went to UNT and never truly one of them.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I would have just paid up to go to A&M if that's where you wanted to go. Over the course of your career, the alumni network at a big school like that probably would have made up the cost of attendance.

Eh, I don't really plan on working under people for more than 2 years anyway so I don't think it will really matter over the course of my two-year "career" as an employee

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You're just fooling yourself by doing that. To TCU fans/alumni you'll always just be the guy that went to UNT and never truly one of them.

TCU is ranked as the most conservative big name school in TX, followed by Baylor, followed by A&M. UNT is near the top of the most liberal. I would have liked to go to a private school like that (better women, better looking women, more white women, etc) if I had come from a more wealthy background.

[DMX7]

Eh, I don't really plan on working under people for more than 2 years anyway so I don't think it will really matter over the course of my two-year "career" as an employee

What do you plan on doing for a living?

[FkLA]

TCU is ranked as the most conservative big name school in TX, followed by Baylor, followed by A&M. UNT is near the top of the most liberal. I would have liked to go to a private school like that (better women, better looking women, more white women, etc) if I had come from a more wealthy background.

Even more reasons why you're fooling yourself. To TCU alumni you'll always be the poor guy (money wise) that went to UNT.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Even more reasons why you're fooling yourself. To TCU alumni you'll always be the poor guy (money wise) that went to UNT.

Not my fault I came from a ty background never having met my father and raised only by my mom who isn't perfect but was strong enough to raise me without ever finding a man. What if I become a millionaire before 30 (likely), and 10-15 years later I end up running for some big state office as a Republican, who do you think will offer me more campaign funding, the rugged pro-Americans at TCU or the bleeding hearted weirdo yuckies at UNT?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

What do you plan on doing for a living?

My own business. Then real estate (after I get six figures in the bank; likely 2 years). , there's a lot of things I'm good at.


Maybe I'll get rich enough to buy out the UNT campus and turn it into an oil headquarter center of Texas or a business STEM college that teaches that America is the greatest country in the world and conservative values and bans hipsterism.

[FkLA]

Not my fault I came from a ty background never having met my father and raised only by my mom who isn't perfect but was strong enough to raise me without ever finding a man. What if I become a millionaire before 30 (likely), and 10-15 years later I end up running for some big state office as a Republican, who do you think will offer me more campaign funding, the rugged pro-Americans at TCU or the bleeding hearted weirdo yuckies at UNT?

Doesn't matter, you'll always be the poor guy that went to UNT to them.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Doesn't matter, you'll always be the poor guy that went to UNT to them.

Not if I have more money than them and their parents and their friends' parents combined by age 30.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

new money crofl

old money crofl... aristocratic class of lazy spoiled brats never having had to lift a finger. I support an incremental death tax with the highest rate being 80% of all assets for the richest billionaires (includes cash, real estate, securities, minerals, etc).

[UNT Eagles 2016]

crofl never gonna make friends with tcu with that at ude

your best hope is to marry a proper sorority girl, stand behind her at functions and don't say

Yes. I wouldn't complain if her dad is rich, because hey -- more money for us! More money for me to invest in real estate and make my own big money! Also, proper sorority girls tend to be more beautiful than the average college girl, they're straight (not bi or trannie or otherwise hipster) and they generally have a positive at ude about taking a more traditionally womanly role in the household post- marriage and children rather than being one of those stuck-up en led feminazis that I hate. A good deal overall, provided such sorority girl is NOT a smoker (too many sorority girls tend to smoke for whatever reason) and doesn't do drugs.

I stand behind the Republican party more so because it's the lesser of the two evils, not because it's perfect by any means. If I would start a political party I would call it the "practicalist" party or the "incentivist" party, focused on creating a society where hard work and problem solving leads to individual success for the individual person (NOT including his/her heirs after the person dies). Also, holding to the fundamentals of the Bill of Rights (all 10 of them; some of the GOP ignores the "freedom of religion" clause in the 1st in favor of creating a fundamentally Christian gospel law nation).

[FkLA]

UNT about to lose by 80 to WKU tbh

[DMX7]

UNT about to lose by 80 to WKU tbh

It wasn't that bad.

[FkLA]

It wasn't that bad.

Watched 3 Qtrs. WKU didn't really go full throttle, since they ran a lot more than they usually do. They also pulled the starters after the 3rd.

UNT did show more pride and fight than they have all season though so good for them.

[Will Hunting]

is the OP a real poster? I can't tell if he's trolling or if we have another gaycob on our hands