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    Stop comparing the worlds most popular sport to some fringe pasttime nobody cares about, it's insulting to 99.9% of the world populace. And your admission that the fat s growing out their golden locks are just following in the footsteps of the worlds most popular athletes is duly noted.

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    Dodgers giving up 3rd base without resistance like a Lamar Odom

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    Okay, but how will get payment to you?
    I could meet him at Cheetahs.

    Meh maybe paypal is a better idea.

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    Stop comparing the worlds most popular sport to some fringe pasttime nobody cares about, it's insulting to 99.9% of the world populace. And your admission that the fat s growing out their golden locks are just following in the footsteps of the worlds most popular athletes is duly noted.
    Defending povertyball

    You're just trolling out of your hatred of baseball, right? Don't tell me you actually watch that "sport."

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    Nice arm Met CF but have your feet moving fwd while catching the ball you slacker.

    Does the flat footed QB throw while Doger tags up 2B to 3B.

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    Defending povertyball

    You're just trolling out of your hatred of baseball, right? Don't tell me you actually watch that "sport."
    I'm trying to watch this Dodger game but having trouble keeping my eyes open, need some Odom medicine. Can't even tell the difference between commercials and "action". You could literally condense the 3-5 hours of game time to like 3 minutes. It's the most boring ever. Aside from the spitting, the most entertaining part of the telecast is the cameraman zooming in on the catcher putting fingers between his legs as if it is some masterful meeting of the minds.

    Pathetic excuse for a sport.

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    THE STICK BROKE INTO TWO PIECES!!!

    HOLY !

    A PIECE OF WOOD IS NOW TWO PIECES!

    AMAZING

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    I'm trying to watch this Dodger game but having trouble keeping my eyes open, need some Odom medicine. Can't even tell the difference between commercials and "action". You could literally condense the 3-5 hours of game time to like 3 minutes. It's the most boring ever. Aside from the spitting, the most entertaining part of the telecast is the cameraman zooming in on the catcher putting fingers between his legs as if it is some masterful meeting of the minds.

    Pathetic excuse for a sport.
    more than povertyball.

    What's a goal last, 2 or 3 seconds?

    Usually there's 2 goals per match if we're very, very, very lucky, so action can be condensed into less than 10 seconds.

    That said, my Kobe FG% Addict brother, povertyball does provide a solid 70 to 80 minutes of straight comedy per match, since diving to the grass like you just been shot cons utes the majority of the "action" in the "sport."



    The world's biggest comedy show, indeed.

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    Dodgers offense pathetic per the usual when Greinke pitches.

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    Dodgers offense pathetic per the usual when Greinke pitches.
    Their offense is always . Not one clutch hitter among the s.

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    more than povertyball.

    What's a goal last, 2 or 3 seconds?

    Usually there's 2 goals per match if we're very, very, very lucky, so action can be condensed into less than 10 seconds.

    That said, my Kobe FG% Addict brother, povertyball does provide a solid 70 to 80 minutes of straight comedy per match, since diving to the grass like you just been shot cons utes the majority of the "action" in the "sport."



    The world's biggest comedy show, indeed.
    I'm not talking about runs scored being condensed into 3 minutes. I'm talking about every pitch, all 400 of them or whatever, could be watched in like 3 minutes. If we're talking about runs scored it would be like 15 seconds per 5 hour game

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    Their offense is always . Not one clutch hitter among the s.
    What is a clutch hitter? 600 at bats in a season. Probably average of like 3 strikes per at bat if you include "foul balls" ( foul balls sums up the sport of american cricket about perfectly). So out of 1800 hittable balls, your best is successful 200 times. A 1 out of 9 ratio.

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    MURPHY DIDN'T BREAK HIS STICK IN 2 PIECES

    Is he related to Dale (Murphy)?

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    I'm not talking about runs scored being condensed into 3 minutes. I'm talking about every pitch, all 400 of them or whatever, could be watched in like 3 minutes. If we're talking about runs scored it would be like 15 seconds per 5 hour game
    Every sport is like that. Povertyball is kicking the ball back and forth in the midfield for 95% of the game. Running around isn't exactly compelling "action." Then they finally get a decent shot and it sails 30 feet wide of the goal or they get called offsides. A single baseball pitch is literally more meaningful than the entire 88 minutes of passing the ball around midfield in povertyball. Fates change on one pitch.

    If you condensed saves, corners, shots, and goals in povertyball, we're talking maybe a minute's worth of meaning. Rest of the game is spent throwing yourself to the grass.

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    all that useless and boring passing just to kick the ball out of bounds
    and of course the score is 0-0

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    How do you play 4 years of qualifiers, go through round robin pool play, and then play a one game playoff that ends in a tie only to be decided by a Mario Party style mini-game?

    Povertyball

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    Their offense is always . Not one clutch hitter among the s.
    Does this send Mattingly packing?
    Aids Johnson, even if a small % owner gonna squak?

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    lol doyers
    lol 272 million payroll
    lol face of the franchise = aids

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    LOL



    Dodgers



    What kind of last at bat was that????


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    Terry Collins, the manager, is wearing a uniform as if he was going to pick up one of the broken sticks and try to hit the ball

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    Does this send Mattingly packing?
    Aids Johnson, even if a small % owner gonna squak?
    Probably not. Dodger brass will probably convince themselves this was a good year,

    Inexcusable to not give Joc a chance there.

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    lol doyers
    lol 272 million payroll
    lol face of the franchise = aids
    Maybe Magic will sell his stake. He's bringing that bad Laker mojo with him.

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    How much money are the Doyers going to have to spend to win one in' playoff series?

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