What type of beard products do you use?

[I. Hustle]

I'm just curious. As someone who is involved in compe ive LARPing and constantly touring the Ren Fair circiut, I like my beard to be looking good.

[SpursforSix]

I'm just curious. As someone who is involved in compe ive LARPing and constantly touring the Ren Fair circiut, I like my beard to be looking good.

I use the blood of a Morning Elf combed through my beard with unicorn ribs.

[DMC]

Your mother's vag juice.

[Re-Animator]

[SpursforSix]

ew gross sriracha

what do you put on your beard noodles? ranch dressing?

[SpursforSix]

maybe some ham and egg cooked with the noodles

sriracha is hot sauce for people who don't like hot sauce

I got some Sriracha at home. But if I'm at the restaurant, I go for the red pepper oil every time.

[SpursforSix]

if i'm at a restaurant i'm eating some ing tacos or enchiladas

You're at a noodle restaurant. They don't have tacos and like that.

[SpursforSix]

why would you go to a restaurant ... for noodles?


and assuming such things do actually exist, if i'm at a noodle restaurant i'm using a bowl not my beard

you'll goddamn use whatever the protocol is.

[hater]

Siracha is for pussy emos. Habanero is where its at

[pgardn]

you'll goddamn use whatever the protocol is.

And the protocol is a Fkn Bowl Beard.
Has he made himself clear Private Hemann?

Deh smissed.

[SpursforSix]

Ghost peppers aight

I tried to talk myself into that. Started putting Ghost Pepper Sauce on things. Then after a couple of bite, nothing would have any taste except the Ghost Pepper Sauce. Sweat dripping into my beard bowl.
Habanero is about as hot as I like it if I still want to taste food.

[SpursforSix]

pff tasting food is so 2012

you know what else is 2012? Alice in Chains, Razer Scooters, the Sopranos, LSD, and Richard Pryor.
so...I'm OK with being "2012" sparky.

[SpursforSix]

calling people sparky is 2009 at best

what are you? a wise guy?

sheesh...let's change the subject...how about...hmmmm...yes.....