You can't get more AIDS though. It's not like he can double up.
you should buy your boyfriend bigger rubbers tbh
Sounds like you and your man done had these discussions plenty of times as he bent you over....hahahaha
Really? Tell me all about it...![]()
I wil since I was born blessed and packing...I need to keep my Ole boy happy![]()
you're a good dude. put his needs above yours and you guys will have a long lasting relationship.
This got me thinking, how is it possible to set the record for most seasons with one team (Kobe), and NOT have the most wins with one team (Duncan), or even second most (Stockton) while winning 5 championships?
I mean, if you are with a team forever, you should have brought some great value to the team in order to be kept, and the fact that you have won 5 championships mean that your team was the best of the best for 5 times. Put those two together, and you must have brought great value to a winning franchise.
Which means that, you should have won a lot as well, not only championships, but games. But then Kobe didn't, he won championships, but not the regular season games, and the only conclusion is that he was an important part of the 5 championships (or else the Lakers wouldn't have kept him for 20 years), but hardly the driving force for the wins. Otherwise, he would have won a lot more.
Such is the twisted logic of a got and a Spursfan... which are both in the same. The got has convinced himself that his asshole is as good as a pussy... therefore, he acts, walks, and talks like a woman. Spurfan looks at Jim having more wins than Kobe... and never missing the playoffs as some type of indicator that Jim has had a better career than Kobe. Yet, Kobe had beaten Jim head to head 4-2... reached 5 les first... has been to the Finals 7 to Jim's 6. Kobe has more points, but has played way less games. Kobe has more assists... but once again has played way less game.
A rational person could see that Kobe has had a greater career, but a got/spurfan just remains delusional.
A rational person can see that Steve Nash has a 2-1 h2h record against Kobe and has more assists with less games because he had better teams than Kobe during the facelift and is a point guard.
Instead of looking at the entire careers of two players, you simply cherry picked a small number of playoff series and ignored the fact that they didn't face off more often was because Kobe got eliminated earlier than Duncan in the years they didn't face off each other.
Having shaq win 3 series for you isn't really much of an accomplishment, even for a coattail rider.
As for points. Malone > Jordan.
As for assists, mark Jackson > Kobe.
Ask your mom, I gave her a wax figure of my as a souvenir. Go check her dildo drawer, it's the big black one you won't miss it. You will be tempted but please resist the urge to stick it up your ass or shove it down your throat..
Kobe MISSED the postseason at the PEAK of his prime w/ Odom/Butler during the same season Pau carried Battier/Mike Miller to the postseason in the same conference. You can yell all day but there is no way around that fact.
Not to mention that Kobe quit before their last matchup, or else he would have been part of The Sweep
Oh man, right through the heart with that piercing dagger...or in your case, the flesh piercing dagger right in your cleft asshole.
You're just not at the level I would like you to be at. You are like a 6 year old level of stupid. I'd prefer to deal with people at least at the middle school level of cleverness, not rehashed "oooo, I will take the reference you made and try and turn it on you with no wit at all". Turrible.
The only correct response ^
Muddling his way through San Quentin..
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