Hollywood honchos decide to do TARZAN right, as we know he was young and athletic. So they start looking for TARZAN.
Honcho...how about Tom Hanks?
Honcho 2....hmmm? Don't think so.
Honcho...what about Al Pacino?
Honcho 2..how old is he?
Honcho...does it matter?
Honch 2....ok, that'll work. He might not look great in a loincloth but, it.
Honcho 2..yep, it!

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