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    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    Man... the Sage of ST is in need of some advice yall. I'm two months in on my beard growth and I've never gone past a week until now. My is full and think but just the other day my lil red headed milf told me my beard was rough on her inner thighs. I know some of you wear beards, so do you have any advice on how to soften my up?

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    Doesn't the curry you eat change it all kinds of colors?

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    You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.

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    my gf doesn't mind the beard. hates it the worst 1-2 days after shaving when the stubble gets rough though

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    You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
    Sort of like how you allow Jamal and Reginald to take care of Judy's wants/needs?

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    inner thighs

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    You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
    lol beta

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    Grave Before Shave is good. Honestly, most of the ones on the market should do the trick. Gets pricey though and you are probably better off just making some. I prefer argan or coconut for my base and then you can screw around with other oils to add for scent.
    Last edited by ColinB; 12-08-2015 at 01:32 PM.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    http://thebeardedbas .com/product...sman-beard-oil

    Coconut oil works great too. Good friend of mine with dreads and a beard to his stomach swears by jojoba oil as well.

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    Sort of like how you allow Jamal and Reginald to take care of Judy's wants/needs?
    Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high.

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    Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high.
    I bet you have lots of fantasies where you're in junior high.

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    her...baby, that beard....hmmm?
    baby....your wish is my command, so how about meeting me right over there in about 10 minutes or less (pointing to the bed) as I go shave this off. we got a date?
    her...I'm on my way.

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    You can't grow no beard, you gay cartoon watching mother er

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    You can't grow no beard, you gay cartoon watching mother er
    If ever I wish something were true that it's. I have it bad, if I plan on being clean shaven it's twice a day and I hate to shave. I used to go with the Van look, got tired of trying to cut it in so now go clean.

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    Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high and you were wearing those knee high socks. You know the ones. Ooohhhh yeah! Now call me Mr. Avante and lick your lips. Yeah just like that.
    uuummmmm

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    You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
    Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the it is when there's hair between their legs.

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    Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the it is when there's hair between their legs.


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    If you have pseudofolliculitis barbae, you probably should address that since that's what's causing the irritation to the 230lb "MILF" you snack on. Plus her thighs are likely too fat and she cannot spread her legs much.

    Anyhow, if you're eating 2nd hand married pussy you're getting more protein than haunch.

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    Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the it is when there's hair between their legs.
    So ya walk into a Hong Kong bar and here comes a 12 year old girl..."buy me drink"....? You really this far gone little man?

    So if that was the case, there ya sit with a little 12 year old girl with all your buddies staring at ya wondering what you''re doing with a little kid.

    You really this dense?

    Hey stupid, what was the drinking age over there? And ya do know those bars made their $$$$ selling booze.....right?

    The stupidity so many of you show about this is amazing. Especially since we all know all of you would have done the exact same thing.

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    So ya walk into a Hong Kong bar and here comes a 12 year old girl..."buy me drink"....? You really this far gone little man?

    So if that was the case, there ya sit with a little 12 year old girl with all your buddies staring at ya wondering what you''re doing with a little kid.

    You really this dense?

    Hey stupid, what was the drinking age over there? And ya do know those bars made their $$$$ selling booze.....right?

    The stupidity so many of you show about this is amazing. Especially since we all know all of you would have done the exact same thing.
    I wouldn't know, I don't kids.

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    I wouldn't know, I don't kids.
    Why not actually read what I posted ok asshole? No sailor would be caught dead messing with kids, his buddies would do what everyone else does..you ing pedo!!!!!!!!!!!

    I like full grown women, and you had a choice of those ok dummy?

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    Why not actually read what I posted ok asshole? No sailor would be caught dead messing with kids, his buddies would do what everyone else does..you ing pedo!!!!!!!!!!!

    I like full grown women, and you had a choice of those ok dummy?
    Like I said Chester, I don't kids. You should consider turning yourself in.

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