No, no it doesn't. You don't get laid. You're not a pimp in any shape, form or fashion. No amount of lying can change that.
You are a sad, sad person. No amount of me calling you some stupid jive name will change that. No amount of stupid fodder coming out of your mouth will change that. No amount of lying will change that.
You suck and more than likely, you are a sociopath loner that will eventually hurt yourself because you don't know anyone in real life so the frustration and self-loathing you have is virtually unmatched by anyone of the sad s here.
Now queue the next lame like Buddy or beat-ass Cully in here to get your back.
Sad, sad, sad...