OT: All I Want For X-Mas Is......A Thread / Cully / Guiseppe Return

[baseline bum]

He never gave away an NBA le like your Duncan has.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

TOSB Bryant has given away 4 playoff spots already.

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TOSB Bryant has given away 4 playoff spots already.

That ain't a ring, sweetheart. They were selling your , bum. It was over. Here? You'll never live it down. And rightfully so. You have nary business getting away with '13 here, or, there. I'm your father confessor, your conscientious. It's up to me to dole out the punishment since I saw fit to hand down the indictment. And it is so doled. In an unending process & protocol. Deep down I heartily believe you fellows want to suffer, one of the reasons I was canvassed repeatedly to return by foe & friend alike. You want to be punished, to have your corduroys lowered, your Fruits lowered just above the cords and thoroughly spanked by the hand of the Cubby. I'm game. I'm up to it and I will turn your asses into Jap flags one-by-one.

[Koolaid_Man]

You're still a cement head I see.

With split cheeks

[Silver&Black]

Already got my Christmas wish. Sixers got their first win ( and only win) against the Lakers.

[baseline bum]

That ain't a ring, sweetheart. They were selling your , bum. It was over. Here? You'll never live it down. And rightfully so. You have nary business getting away with '13 here, or, there. I'm your father confessor, your conscientious. It's up to me to dole out the punishment since I saw fit to hand down the indictment. And it is so doled. In an unending process & protocol. Deep down I heartily believe you fellows want to suffer, one of the reasons I was canvassed repeatedly to return by foe & friend alike. You want to be punished, to have your corduroys lowered, your Fruits lowered just above the cords and thoroughly spanked by the hand of the Cubby. I'm game. I'm up to it and I will turn your asses into Jap flags one-by-one.

Four trips to the lottery, zero trips to the second round without Shaq or Gasol.

[Koolaid_Man]

Already got my Christmas wish. Sixers got their first win ( and only win) against the Lakers.

My second wish is for Tammy to himself on court due to his asshole being stretched.

[Splits]

My second wish is for Tammy to himself on court due to his asshole being stretched.

So basically to play like Kirby has for all but like, 2 games. bag exploding

[BD24]

Good to have you back Dale, your Laker homies have really been ging it up without you here to check their ass holes.

[Splits]

Good to have you back Dale, your Laker homies have really been ging it up without you here to check their ass holes.

No, it's not. As if they behave any differently when the grinch is around

[Koolaid_Man]

Cully, Luva, Cobbler, and Kori "my baby" Ellis hold the secret to my behavior if at least 2 of them told me to stop then I would...so take up your grievances with them...

[Silver&Black]

My second wish is for Tammy to himself on court due to his asshole being stretched.

That's a good wish. Mine actually came true though. Yours probably will not....

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That 1 is you

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Four trips to the lottery, zero trips to the second round without Shaq or Gasol.

Still and all nothing compares to having a ring being taken from you and given to your opponent. You just weren't stretched across the wagon wheel and beaten to a frazzle over it. You were permitted to fly out of Miami undisturbed.

It took a nondescript senior citizen in Arizona to make you stand tall before the man.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[baseline bum]

Still and all nothing compares to having a ring being taken from you and given to your opponent. You just weren't stretched across the wagon wheel and beaten to a frazzle over it. You were permitted to fly out of Miami undisturbed.

It took a nondescript senior citizen in Arizona to make you stand tall before the man.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

Trips to the lottery:

Duncan: 0
Tired of bag Bryant: 4

[baseline bum]

Neal never raped, just like Kobe never made it to the second round without Shaq or MVPau carrying his tired ass.

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Trips to the lottery:

Duncan: 0
Tired of bag Bryant: 4

They were selling your , bum.

[baseline bum]

They were selling your , bum.

Duncan: 0 trips to the lottery
Tired old bag Bryant: 4 trips to the lottery

let us proceed

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Duncan: 0 trips to the lottery
Tired old bag Bryant: 4 trips to the lottery

let us proceed

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[baseline bum]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Duncan: 0 trips to the lottery
Tired old bag Bryant: 4 trips to the lottery

let us proceed

[Splits]

Kobe didn't play in the postseason for a quarter of his career. 25%. 1 out of every 4 seasons. He played his last meaningful game 4 seasons ago, at the ripe young age of 33.

Meanwhile, Duncan has got a serious chance to ring at age 40. Forty!

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Kobe didn't play in the postseason for a quarter of his career. 25%. 1 out of every 4 seasons. He played his last meaningful game 4 seasons ago, at the ripe young age of 33.

Meanwhile, Duncan has got a serious chance to ring at age 40. Forty!

& Duncan has also pissed away his 1st 5th. Just because you weren't strung up by your Buster Browns over it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[Splits]

& Duncan has also pissed away his 1st 5th. Just because you weren't strung up by your Buster Browns over it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Except nobody but you thinks it is meaningful since the '14 redemption happened. If '14 never happened, and it was 5>4, then absolutely I would shine your shoes. But nope, the greatest redemption story in sport happened, and Tim called his shot. A modern-day Babe Ruth moment.

Meanwhile, the TOSB is still playing even though he is officially retired.

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Except nobody but you thinks it is meaningful since the '14 redemption happened. If '14 never happened, and it was 5>4, then absolutely I would shine your shoes. But nope, the greatest redemption story in sport happened, and Tim called his shot. A modern-day Babe Ruth moment.

Meanwhile, the TOSB is still playing even though he is officially retired.

Of course not. That was Media's direct intent, their aim, their goal. It was achieved. Sure, I knew what was going on, but, big deal. I affect a single Forum. Whenever I lodge my indictment on say the ESPN Boards they HONESTLY do not know what the I'm talking about. Blissful ignorance. I can't even get mad at 'em, God love 'em. But, you fellows are learned. I created that learned state. I drove that learned state. If not for me you would be just as blissful. Just as ignorant. I have a platform here. A bully pulpit, perpetuated by Ellis.

You fellows are better than those fellows on "ESPN Boards." They're pristine. Under my thumb you've endured the protocol of a thousand cuts. And you know why. It was not a random act of violence, nor an ad hoc campaign. I called ass immediately and I ain't ever backed away.

I am right.

Me

[midnightpulp]

Except nobody but you thinks it is meaningful since the '14 redemption happened. If '14 never happened, and it was 5>4, then absolutely I would shine your shoes. But nope, the greatest redemption story in sport happened, and Tim called his shot. A modern-day Babe Ruth moment.

Meanwhile, the TOSB is still playing even though he is officially retired.

"We're gonna do it this time."

- Tim Duncan

At that moment, when Duncan committed, Cub knew 5>4 wasn't long for this world.

You knew it was over, didn't ya Cub?

Tim Duncan

[SpursforSix]

& Duncan has also pissed away his 1st 5th. Just because you weren't strung up by your Buster Browns over it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Bend over, I'll give you the Buster Browns

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"We're gonna do it this time."

- Tim Duncan

At that moment, when Duncan committed, Cub knew 5>4 wasn't long for this world.

You knew it was over, didn't ya Cub?

Tim Duncan

Everybody has been doing that since Namath did it 50 years ago. '14 has nothing to do with '13. I've told you that a 100 times. '13 stands alone. It must. Media couldn't stomach chaining it to you ever more. I've a cast iron stomach. You're chainedPERIOD