Wilber Valderrama

[midgetonadonkey]

I was listening to Howard Stern the other day and this dude was on. He talked about breaking Mandy Moore's hymen, ing Ashley Simpson, Lindsey Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit. He even said one of them did anal. He is the luckiest ing foreigner ever.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Wilmer

[midgetonadonkey]

Whatever the . Either way he's a lucky bas .

[ORION]

how true is it ?

[tlongII]

Are you really lucky if you get to Ashley Simpson?

[ShoogarBear]

You think she lip synchs during that, too?

[Silver21_Black20]

Wilber

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm with midget on this one. Ashlee isn't too impressive cuz she looks like any other typical bimbo stereotype (except slightly more hideous in the face), plus she's a nobody, but his other accomplishments are amazing, if only by name.

[maxpower]

Are you really lucky if you get to Ashley Simpson?

Must've been his slumpbuster.

[1Parker1]

Ehhh, I don't think Lindsay Lohan is that pretty either. If you ever see her pics without makeup, she looks incredibly nasty.

Oh and "Wilber" ain't that hot himself. He looks like he's 12.

[T Park]

Im sure hes telling the truth too.....

[King]

Well, if he didn't, I'm sure there will be many statements issued - since it was on a huge national show. But, everyone knows his past conquests are like a TigerBeat magazine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm really impressed with his banging Jennifer Love Hewit. She has great s. Wilber is the man!

[50 cent]

Lucky .

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Once again I'll have to agree with midget

[danyel]

He is the luckiest ing foreigner ever.

Born in Miami in 1980

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005519/

[midgetonadonkey]

He moved to Venezuela when he was like 2 and lived there until he was 14.

[DieMrBond]

That dude must have something going for him other than his ... his ... wait, what the has he got going for him?

It sure as isnt money - cause all of those girls are far better paid (surely) than he is!

But damn, JLH!? Talk about reaching 'above your status'!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The best conquest listed above is Mandy Moore, then JLH. The others are not all that hot, but have big big big ole jugs and at least you could say that you f'ed "the" "lindsay lohan"

[KEDA]

I was listening to Howard Stern the other day and this dude was on. He talked about breaking Mandy Moore's hymen, ing Ashley Simpson, Lindsey Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit. He even said one of them did anal. He is the luckiest ing foreigner ever.

dude


Zac is going to be PISSED

[CoolArrow]

I had to do Ashley, she needed it...and stop calling me Wilber.

[Sec24Row7]

Riiight..

Fez is SO honest about his sex life...

[T-Pain]

Ehhh, I don't think Lindsay Lohan is that pretty either. If you ever see her pics without makeup, she looks incredibly nasty.

Oh and "Wilber" ain't that hot himself. He looks like he's 12.

shes got a big ass schozz

[T-Pain]

Wilber

[ShoogarBear]

"Whhillllll-burrrrrrrr!"