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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    these s got Kobe derangment syndrome..but yeah its not a good idea to look a snake in his eyes...could be life changing if you get bit....

    Before the Philadelphia 76ers and Los Angeles Lakers met on New Year's Eve 2010, Evan Turner had teammates telling him horror stories about playing against Kobe Bryant for the first time.Philly's veterans implored the 22-year-old rookie, "Don't look at him in his eyes! Just leave him alone!"


    “It’s kind of crazy because he’s the Black Mamba, so obviously you know how talented he is. And you walk in, you hear horror stories before you play him. But then a funny thing happened.


    "He was super nice to me," Turner said. "I had teammates that said, ‘When you go out there, don’t look at him in his eye. Don’t talk to him or anything; it’s going to give him an edge.’ Like he’s some type of pit bull or something. ... Then he came up to me and patted me on my back. He was like, ‘How you doing? How’s your mom?’ I was like, ‘She’s all right.'"


    Bryant went on to score 33 points as the defending champion Lakers posted a 102-98 triumph that night. With Bryant set to visit Boston for the final time Wednesday night, Turner reflected Tuesday on the legend of Kobe.

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    Grab 'em by the pussy Splits's Avatar
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    Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Someone should have told Ms. Faber.
    I used to think Kobe was guilty too.... that is until her friends ratted her out for bragging to them that Kobe has a 14 inch

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    lol evan iwannabekirbywithoutshaq turner

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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    well, tammy is not a rapist and certifiably mentally ill... kirby reminds me of Jack Nicholson in the shining

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    EAT IT!!! Kawhitstorm's Avatar
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    Evan "I got dumped by the Sixers" Turner; Smush Parker wept.

    Down goes Kirby, down goes Kirby:


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    I take it that trick doesn't work anymore?

    These days, people are looking Kobe in the eyes and watching a piece of meat dying inside.

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    Pronouns: Your/Dad TheGreatYacht's Avatar
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    Evan "I got dumped by the Sixers" Turner; Smush Parker wept.

    Down goes Kirby, down goes Kirby:


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    Grab 'em by the pussy Splits's Avatar
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    Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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    Pronouns: Your/Dad TheGreatYacht's Avatar
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    Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
    How badly does it hurt knowing Duncan was and will always be the better player of the two? Kobe will always be behind Tammy following, not leading.

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    Evan Turner ain't sh**.

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    I used to think Kobe was guilty too.... that is until her friends ratted her out for bragging to them that Kobe has a 14 inch
    Never heard a dude talk as much about other men's size as you do... you sure you don't swing both ways bruh? cuz somethin ain't right upstairs.

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    Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

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    Someone should have told Ms. Faber.
    She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

    That wasn't right.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Never heard a dude talk as much about other men's size as you do... you sure you don't swing both ways bruh? cuz somethin ain't right upstairs.
    There's a method to my madness and its working just fine

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

    That wasn't right.
    at least it was white mud...and not some funky ass steak mud from a dirty ass white boy or some refried bean mud from an illegal alien .....you know the kind of mud Tammy likes

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Is Evan Turner the one who shared the rookie game MVP with Dejuan ing Blair?

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

    That wasn't right.
    Nah, he wanted to put monkey on her white face and her genetics made her vomit a little in her mouth so she couldn't overcome the bridge.

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    She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

    That wasn't right.
    I dont get it either ...

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    I dont get it either ...
    He was afraid of AIDs and believed it would be more difficult to catch it thru the anal act as long as he wasn't on the receiving end.

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