Lakers: Kobe

**Horse** · 12-31-2015

What a phony ing got! So his team sucks ball and all he can do is play mr. nice guy and put all the attention on him and his bull farewell tour? this guy he's a sucker and if he had any sack he'd go out the selfish, anti-social prick he's always been.

**Wildcat67** · 12-31-2015

Last couple times I've seen the "highlights" on Sportscenter. The highlight has been him getting introduced by the road announcer grinning from ear to ear cause he loves the attention.

**DeadlyDynasty** · 12-31-2015

Lol horse

**DMC** · 12-31-2015

Welcome to a few weeks ago.

**Thread** · 12-31-2015

At least he never had to give an NBA le back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big in' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

**DMC** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by Thread

At least he never had to give an NBA le back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big in' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

Crawl Bail, you mother er

**Buddy Mignon** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by Wildcat67

Last couple times I've seen the "highlights" on Sportscenter. The highlight has been him getting introduced by the road announcer grinning from ear to ear cause he loves the attention.

And that girl swirling her ass in your sig makes it even better.

**Thread** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by DMC

Crawl Bail, you mother er

Lick my narrative, you hump, you.

**baseline bum** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by Thread

At least he never had to give an NBA le back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big in' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

You have no room. Kobe gave back four playoffs spots. His kids are so ugly no one would want them. He got cucked by Malone. Wait until you see how much Vanessa walks off with once he's no longer drawing a check from Fredo.

**Thread** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by baseline bum

You have no room. Kobe gave back four playoffs spots. His kids are so ugly no one would want them. He got cucked by Malone. Wait until you see how much Vanessa walks off with once he's no longer drawing a check from Fredo.

lmcontrollinao!!!

**ezau** · 12-31-2015

Originally Posted by Thread

At least he never had to give an NBA le back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big in' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

Kobe quit, Duncan didn't.