Our perimeter defense is a in' hornet swarm, and when you add the best paint anchor in the league in Mount Hibbert, I'm surprised anyone can even score on us. Tonight, they've held one of the most explosive teams in the league to 22 first half points! When's the last time your Sperms did something like that, Fatnecks?
We. Are. in'. Back! Coming for that 7th seed, where we'll get our eternal bottom es in the 1st round: The Fat Antonio Sperms.
And Kobe looms. The offensive punch the greatest player of his era will provide will galvanize the entire roster into a Goddamn behemoth on both ends. 20 game win streak inbound.
J.H.U.T.T.
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*looks up stats*
Nope. . .Lakers still worst defensive rating in entire NBA (and 2nd worst offense).
Suns explosive? They have a bottom 10 offense.
Congrats on the Lakers being on a small winning streak though, I know they will be few and far between this year.
Not getting it![]()
I did get it. Briefly mentioned stats because I enjoy posting LAL's bad stats this year.
This gimmick alt is officially a cooked goose after this year.
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