What does jihadi tradition derive from?
The first Hadith came about in the 8th century well after Mohammed, Abu and the rest were dead. Their prophet forbid it explicitly.
(1) Constantine made christianity into his own image. 
the first few chapters of the NT.
(2) Joseph was a refugee from Herod. (3) Mary was impregnated while a refugee in Cairo. When Herod dies, they return.
(4) Jesus was born before the Pharisee tribe Joseph came from could sanctify him and he was a social outcast. He would not have been able to work or marry in his village.
(5) He left and went to the river where he met John the Baptist who was running a counter culture of ritual bathing for absolution as opposed to the barbeque in the city. (6) When the Pharisees had John imprisoned John and the rest fled north to Galilee where Jesus met and converted Simon and Peter.
Now compare and contrast with the version that comes out of Nicaea in the 4th century: Joseph flees because Herod is coming after him. A angel appears and says God knocked mary up. Angel says that he is to return. Nativity story of great men bringing expensive gifts. John declares Jesus leader from the outset of their meeting. Simon and Peter bow down to him immediately.
If you cannot see how that story was contrived to appeal to Thracian dynastic elites then you aren't paying attention.
I don't 'hate' anything other than the people that hurt those I love. I do think that all organized religions are intellectually bankrupt. I also think that is the crux of why you dislike me so much. I question your faith in reasonable terms and you don't want to lose it.
It's the second time I read your simplified (practical) take on Jesus... However, it's a pretty convenient, contrived and twisted narrative that you have to lean on in order to believe all that - just for the sake of rejecting the accepted narrative. But yeah... you read it in a book somewhere so it must be true.
Jesus' birth/life/ministry fulfilled every prophecy concerning his Messianic role from the Hebrew/Judaic texts. Including:
Being born of a virgin (Book of Isaiah 7:14),
Being born in Bethlehem (Book of Micah 5:2),
Having to flee at birth to Egypt and being called out of Egypt (Book of Hosea 11:1),
The timing of when in history he would have to be born and how long he would live [33 years] (Book of Daniel 9:26),
Context surrounding the fate of other children in Bethlehem after his birth (Book of Jeremiah 31:15), (and the parallel with Moses' birth)
That there would be one who prepared the way for his ministry [John the Baptist] (Book of Isaiah 40:3),
That he would be a descendant of Judah, Israel's 4th son (Genesis 49:10),
That he would be a descendant of King David (Book of Jeremiah 23:5),
That he would be crucified (Psalms 22 / Isaiah 53 / Zechariah 12) [Psalms 22 is eerie in the sense that it describes Jesus' hands and feet would both be pierced well before the Romans had contrived the crucifixion method].
That the earth would go dark (for several hours) (Book of Amos 8:9)
That he would be brutally beaten (and specifically that his beard would be yanked out) (Book of Isaiah 50:6)
That the Messiah would be called the "Son of man" (Book of Daniel 7)
Jesus himself proclaimed himself the Son of Man in the Gospel of John, and even told the masses that it was He whom the prophet Isaiah saw sitting on the throne in his vision of Isaiah 6 (in other words that HE was GOD himself).
It's fine that you believe what you want. Just don't expect the rest of us to follow suit because it conveniently fits a better narrative for you. Or that somehow we're the deluded ones because we don't see it the way you see it.