Heart shaped pizza. Duh.
I just got out of a relationship too... short lived and the chick was gorgeous but the she put me through wasnt worth it. Free time again is something i truly missed and didnt realize it before.
Her bj's were amazing though... sex was blah... but those bj's!
I'd be legitimately shocked if any of OP's threads are based on true stories
I've been thinking about this. Pick out a song that expresses the way you feel about her. Go to her house at night and go stand outside her window and play the song through a Beats Pill until she comes to the window. Hold the Beats Pill up over your head. Wear a trench coat. Sounds crazy but take a chance.
That happens when you try to match calf tats.
Clever... so clever.
Almost always I am the one being dumped so there is very little emotion on my part…When she is saying blah blah blah I just interrupt her & will not let her finish and then I say things like “you are so right, I agree with you, we will always be friends, time to move on”…Then I get the call a week later from her asking to go out again…I am like, "sorry but I am having a Twilight Zone Marathon with the buds…But yea we can try it again at a later time"…It's hysterical when she realizes that I don't really care one way of the other
It's very strange you've been dumped enough to have developed that strategy
Next time try a preemptive break-up. Worked for George.Almost always I am the one being dumped so there is very little emotion on my part…When she is saying blah blah blah I just interrupt her & will not let her finish and then I say things like “you are so right, I agree with you, we will always be friends, time to move on”…Then I get the call a week later from her asking to go out again…I am like, "sorry but I am having a Twilight Zone Marathon with the buds…But yea we can try it again at a later time"…It's hysterical when she realizes that I don't really care one way of the other
I was dumped twice by a girl a few years before my marriage. We dated for a few months, then out of the blue she broke up with me. A couple of months later she asked to give it another try. Then, on New Years eve she left me at a party and broke up with me on the phone later that night. What I didnt realize is that it was a blessing in disguise. She wasnt good for me to begin with. She was a royal to be honest. She flirted with other guys, but got mad if I even mentioned another girls name. She was rude as to me, she never appreciated a damned thing. She was a thick hispanic girl (curvy) with tig ol bitties. I guess she thought those soft, plump thingys would get her whatever she wanted. Anyhow, I ended up meeting my current wife a month later. I dated her for 4-1/2yrs and then tied the knot. I could not be happier, even if I won the powerball last week.
The moral of this? If ol girl dumps you, there is a damned good reason for it. Its also a great opportunity to meet someone who really cares about you and is nice and sweet and fine as all . So screw that skank Huey!!!
I've read the comments and have dissected your situation over and over in my head. First off, I want to say that you made the right choice in turning to Spurstalk with your problem. There is no better place to get sound advice and a caring ear.
Here is what I would do given your current sitch. If you haven't already, go ahead and have a real good cry. I mean a good one with snot and everything. Put on some Adele and use your tears as lube to rub one out while screaming her name. This is a good way to relieve stress and still honor her memory.
After you've gotten that out of the way, buy a men's health magazine. Find a picture of a real hot girl and cut her out. I suggest using an exacto knife and not scissors so that you get every line just right. Then have a buddy take a pic with you. Go to your nearest Sam's club (because you can get a good deal) and have it printed out. Then get some elmer's glue and glue the picture of the hot girl over your buddy. It works even better if you get your bud to do the exact same pose. Then you take that pic and put it up in your cubicle.
I promise you that it will drive her wild with desire. She probably won't even care anymore about your little pener because you were able to satisfy such a hot babe (or so she thinks). Give it a couple of days then send out a feeler text saying that you are willing to give her another shot.
And before I forget, make sure that you ask her if everything is okay. I mean A LOT! Also, ask her if she is mad at you.
In no time you guys are going to be married and have a couple of kids if you follow my instructions. Even if it doesn't last, I bet she lets you go backdoor.
You got friend-zoned while Leroy is pouring black to her on the regular and he's a bag but he's "interesting". You're not. You're probably a neck beard wearing got who spends too much time playing MMOs.
lol beta-cuck gots pouring out their hearts to other betas
But you're a Cavs fan. You have low standards to begin with and are ok with not getting anything for your efforts.Almost always I am the one being dumped so there is very little emotion on my part…When she is saying blah blah blah I just interrupt her & will not let her finish and then I say things like “you are so right, I agree with you, we will always be friends, time to move on”…Then I get the call a week later from her asking to go out again…I am like, "sorry but I am having a Twilight Zone Marathon with the buds…But yea we can try it again at a later time"…It's hysterical when she realizes that I don't really care one way of the other
Here's some alpha advice. Write it down.
If a chick even starts down that "not sure" road, she's on the curb. If you're dating, that's a trial period. You don't drive a lease that sometimes won't start. You return that mother er at the 1st sign of an issue. If drama starts that early in dating you're saving yourself child support and a load of divorce issues down the road with this .
Im married got. A beta is you.......lonely jackin off in the corner with your moms jergens lotion.
I'm not the one crying on a sports forum about being dumped, got. Cucks are usually married.
What is this sites obsession with cucks? Is that just the new put down these days? You guys watch too much porn. You need to get out and actually see the world around you.
That is nasty. Disgusting that people do that and even more disgusting that you guys search that stuff out.
it's a white dude's biggest fear tbh imo. it's the greatest insult they can think of
It's disgusting though. Something that I never even heard of before this site and I am in my 30s. Once I knew what it was...
I was like WTF? People do this? Then my next thought was "How do these guys know so much about it?" They have to search it out, right?
Move on playuh........
Im a niggra with a BBC, so I dont qualify as a cuck.
She disagreed.Im a niggra with a BBC, so I dont qualify as a cuck.
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