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NBA Playoffs
Summary
They played a total of
28
Playoff Games
Playoff All-Time Record:
San Antonio Spurs 17 Wins
Oklahoma City Thunder 11 Wins
http://www.landofbasketball.com/head...r_all_time.htm
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I'll take my chances.
I think we can take the damn Dubs in a 7 game series, even without HCA. Basketball is all about matchups, and we have the personnel to beat them. We'll win in 6 without HCA, or 5 with HCA. They're a great team and fun as to watch, but we've got their number when it matters like the 2000s Suns.
The other menace in the West, on the other hand, is a completely different story. And no, I'm not talking about the Clippers, who gave our decimated team fits last year and did pretty well against us (though we won) in the first meeting this year. Not worried about the Grizzlies, who we have owned since our embarrassing scuffle in 2011. Nor should we worry about matters involving our junior-varsity Texas foes, nor any team out East. There remains one, big bad monster from the pits of the universal cesspit, we must fear, dread and act to avoid, no matter what else we may yield.
You all know of whom I speak. I'm talking about the demons from due north above, in the jagged pan-shaped state with the wicked tornadoes and mischievous chemistry labs. The dark necromancers who have made us scream and cry and throw things on a consistent basis to the point of insanity over quite a few years now. The ones we somehow triumphed over in the conference finals a couple of years ago, a moment which made winning World War II and finally beating the Lakers in 2003 seem like winning mere games of Go Fish and War, respectively. The ones with the two most pampered, most coddled, most fake and sniveling superstars in sports history who have the ability to draw 800 phantom fouls per game and make us tear out our eyeballs such that our brains are exposed to the sun. The ones with the screaming, spear chucking, falsely tough jungle beast who the refs cannot call goaltending against in fear of animal cruelty allegations by PETA. The ones with the hotheaded lesser animals who are taught to go out there, grab all the rebounds, put easy shots in the hole, and overwhelm any big men who are under 6'10". The ones with the 20,000-strong meth-addicted robots put in place by the sly, evil, conniving owner on a nightly basis to generate ridiculous amounts of artificial noise that would even cause Chuck Norris's ears to bleed. The ones whose psychic beacon influence over NBA referees remains strong and intact despite the down season last year. And above all, the ones who devastated our very hearts as Spurs fans to the point of no return and eternal demoralization and damnation in 2012, also coincidentally the year the world was meant to end per Mayan prophecy.
Be very, very, very afraid, fellow Spurs fans. This Goliath in the dungeon is one of the greatest Spur-killing menaces imaginable, and should never be seen as a dark horse provided they are strong and healthy. If we are so ill-starred as to having to meet them in the playoffs, we shall anticipate no mercy, for mercy runs naught in the cruel DNA of this malice. We must avoid this nameless, faceless enemy at all costs, ere we are doomed.
NBA Playoffs
Summary
They played a total of
28
Playoff Games
Playoff All-Time Record:
San Antonio Spurs 17 Wins
Oklahoma City Thunder 11 Wins
http://www.landofbasketball.com/head...r_all_time.htm
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I'll take my chances.
Ehhhhhhh
The Sonics were a proud Seattle based franchise. Unfortunately, they passed away in 2008, and a new evil materialized out of the very same matter. They are not however, the same en y, so they should not be considered as such for statistical purposes.
ah well thats true
what the is wrong with you kid? When I was your age I was out trying to anything that moved. Seriously, this is getting weird...I think we can take the damn Dubs in a 7 game series, even without HCA. Basketball is all about matchups, and we have the personnel to beat them. We'll win in 6 without HCA, or 5 with HCA. They're a great team and fun as to watch, but we've got their number when it matters like the 2000s Suns.
The other menace in the West, on the other hand, is a completely different story. And no, I'm not talking about the Clippers, who gave our decimated team fits last year and did pretty well against us (though we won) in the first meeting this year. Not worried about the Grizzlies, who we have owned since our embarrassing scuffle in 2011. Nor should we worry about matters involving our junior-varsity Texas foes, nor any team out East. There remains one, big bad monster from the pits of the universal cesspit, we must fear, dread and act to avoid, no matter what else we may yield.
You all know of whom I speak. I'm talking about the demons from due north above, in the jagged pan-shaped state with the wicked tornadoes and mischievous chemistry labs. The dark necromancers who have made us scream and cry and throw things on a consistent basis to the point of insanity over quite a few years now. The ones we somehow triumphed over in the conference finals a couple of years ago, a moment which made winning World War II and finally beating the Lakers in 2003 seem like winning mere games of Go Fish and War, respectively. The ones with the two most pampered, most coddled, most fake and sniveling superstars in sports history who have the ability to draw 800 phantom fouls per game and make us tear out our eyeballs such that our brains are exposed to the sun. The ones with the screaming, spear chucking, falsely tough jungle beast who the refs cannot call goaltending against in fear of animal cruelty allegations by PETA. The ones with the hotheaded lesser animals who are taught to go out there, grab all the rebounds, put easy shots in the hole, and overwhelm any big men who are under 6'10". The ones with the 20,000-strong meth-addicted robots put in place by the sly, evil, conniving owner on a nightly basis to generate ridiculous amounts of artificial noise that would even cause Chuck Norris's ears to bleed. The ones whose psychic beacon influence over NBA referees remains strong and intact despite the down season last year. And above all, the ones who devastated our very hearts as Spurs fans to the point of no return and eternal demoralization and damnation in 2012, also coincidentally the year the world was meant to end per Mayan prophecy.
Be very, very, very afraid, fellow Spurs fans. This Goliath in the dungeon is one of the greatest Spur-killing menaces imaginable, and should never be seen as a dark horse provided they are strong and healthy. If we are so ill-starred as to having to meet them in the playoffs, we shall anticipate no mercy, for mercy runs naught in the cruel DNA of this malice. We must avoid this nameless, faceless enemy at all costs, ere we are doomed.
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&&, nothing to at my hipster/ college except my right hand. Meh, it's my last semester
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&&, nothing to at my hipster/ college except my right hand. Meh, it's my last semester
Your in F'in Dallas, if you can't get laid in Dallas then you need to get a ring on that right hand because your going to be marrying it.
Well written sir...except for the lack of belief...and that its a little racist
All that's missing from the thread le is "hold me, mommy"
The problem is, I'm not in "F'in Dallas". I wish I were... or even in Fort Worth. But I'm in weird ass Denton and have no car. Denton, if you didn't know, is so hipster and emasculating that it makes Portland (Oregon) look like a hick town.
I didn't make up the DirkBaka names, I just elaborated on them...
Denton is not Dallas!
Thank you. Culturally, it's like crossing the DMZ.
Anyways, back on topic. Going further up I-35, we meet our greatest enemy of them all. How are we going to beat this Goliath? We better hope they fall to the #4 seed, so they'll be the Dubs' problem.
Anyway, this thread is turrible.
Tbh, I'm still unconvinced on the spurs this year and was more scared of the warriors, but they're faltering a bit. I dunno. I'd say we might, just might have a shot at being the best.
There's so much fail in this thread its laughable and pathetic at the same time.
Huh? Were you not around in May/June 2012?
No Harden, no Perkins, no Reggie Jackson. This is not the same team.
Huh? Were you not around in May/June 2014?
Thank you.
Hipster es be easy as to bro stop making excuses
4 years ago
Inside info. OP is apalisoc's alt. Just so you guys know.
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