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    Don't fire Bill Simmons in the first ing place. But if you do, you'd better have a better contingency plan than Doris ing Burke!

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    Doris is a breath of fresh air. I like her a lot.

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    Doris is a breath of fresh air. I like her a lot.
    Explain.

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    Doris is a breath of fresh air. I like her a lot.
    Yep. & I called her first,,,years ago.

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    I dont get the hate either.

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    I dont get the hate either.
    She's very earthy, built like a woman.

    She had me early at:::"He's hunting shots." "Walked him to the rocks."

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    I dont get the hate either.
    OP is Mormon

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    Yep. & I called her first,,,years ago.

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    You called a lot of women, stalker.

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    She's not pretentious, doesn't speak jive, has a vocabulary greater than a parrot, doesn't wear "I played in the NBA' blinders as if that trumps any legit argument by anyone else. When she talks I hear basketball conversation, not "look at me" conversation.

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    She's not pretentious, doesn't speak jive, has a vocabulary greater than a parrot, doesn't wear "I played in the NBA' blinders as if that trumps any legit argument by anyone else. When she talks I hear basketball conversation, not "look at me" conversation.
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    She's not pretentious, doesn't speak jive, has a vocabulary greater than a parrot, doesn't wear "I played in the NBA' blinders as if that trumps any legit argument by anyone else. When she talks I hear basketball conversation, not "look at me" conversation.
    Nope. She just has the personality of a brick. And her analysis tends to be dull and not especially insightful.

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    Nope. She just has the personality of a brick. And her analysis tends to be dull and not especially insightful.
    If you watch the game of basketball you don't need "insightful". It's not rocket science. People like Coach B aren't going to get the TV time to do their BBall Breakdown and the audience wouldn't understand the terminology "Here the Spurs are running horns".. "Why would he call them that? Oh because that big black guy used to play for UT? Go running horns! Woooooo!"

    Plus I bet she has a bush that a bongo could hide in.

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    If you watch the game of basketball you don't need "insightful". It's not rocket science. People like Coach B aren't going to get the TV time to do their BBall Breakdown and the audience wouldn't understand the terminology "Here the Spurs are running horns".. "Why would he call them that?"
    She's simply a negative value for me in the booth. She's dull. Jalen had synergy with Bill. Now, he's just your every day dumb ass on the street. I'm okay with Doris doing the occasional b game or doing some sideline reporting. But she's not suited for anchoring a broadcast.

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    She's simply a negative value for me in the booth. She's dull. Jalen had synergy with Bill. Now, he's just your every day dumb ass on the street. I'm okay with Doris doing the occasional b game or doing some sideline reporting. But she's not suited for anchoring a broadcast.
    Jalen talks like he's recovering from a local oral anesthetic.

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    Plus I bet she has a bush that a bongo could hide in.
    Yep, and it's dark, conversely her head is blonde.

    Oh, God.

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    You called a lot of women, stalker.
    He did. I'm still not buying that "earthy" . She's hideous to me.

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    Yep, and it's dark, conversely her head is blonde.

    Oh, God.
    Do you think when she's supine her bone sticks out just a bit making that bush look even larger? Are those piss flaps the color of burnt cork and are they asymmetrical?

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    Jalen talks like he's recovering from a local oral anesthetic.
    I'm not a huge fan; but Bill got the best out of him. Now, he's just a guy going through the motions.

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    Do you think when she's supine her bone sticks out just a bit making that bush look even larger? Are those piss flaps the color of burnt cork and are they asymmetrical?
    Oh, absolutely. Hers is not a sunken snootch. It's got not only length (top to bottom), but, also breadth=side-to-side, in & out. It's a full package. And? She takes care of it.

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    I'm not a huge fan; but Bill got the best out of him. Now, he's just a guy going through the motions.
    1. Bill Simmons is a great writer, on TV.
    2. Jalen Rose looks like someone who spent a week preparing to say something then fumbles through it with poor diction and grammar.
    3. Doris is more eloquent, elegant and much better to look at.
    4. Doris handles the personal side of interviews like a pro. The other two can't get over their own egos.

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    3. Doris is more eloquent, elegant and much better to look at.
    4. Doris handles the personal side of interviews like a pro. The other two can't get over their own egos.
    D, layin' 'em down. pickin' 'em up.

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    1. Bill Simmons is a great writer, on TV.
    2. Jalen Rose looks like someone who spent a week preparing to say something then fumbles through it with poor diction and grammar.
    3. Doris is more eloquent, elegant and much better to look at.
    4. Doris handles the personal side of interviews like a pro. The other two can't get over their own egos.
    Bill Simmons did very well on TV. Doris is turning the place into a ing snooze fest. And you saying she's good to look at? Are you that hard up, dude?

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    Bill Simmons did very well on TV. Doris is turning the place into a ing snooze fest. And you saying she's good to look at? Are you that hard up, dude?
    Had Bill done so well he'd be back on TV. Even Mark Jackson can get back on TV.

    Who's going to be rude with Doris? Nobody who has a mother. Why not be rude to Bill?

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    Bill Simmons did very well on TV. Doris is turning the place into a ing snooze fest. And you saying she's good to look at? Are you that hard up, dude?
    One doesn't have to be a super model, or, close, or, even in the vicinity, Spurts. Doris is ravishing, not only in looks, but, in at ude and delivery of her craft. That's a turn on. The whiny voices of a 100 skinny white chicks grates on my nerves. Doris is the Ray Scott of the NBA. He wasn't anything to look at either, but, that voice, of a Sunday afternoon on CBS. My God.

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    One doesn't have to be a super model, or, close, or, even in the vicinity, Spurts. Doris is ravishing, not only in looks, but, in at ude and delivery of her craft. That's a turn on. The whiny voices of a 100 skinny white chicks grates on my nerves. Doris is the Ray Scott of the NBA. He wasn't anything to look at either, but, that voice, of a Sunday afternoon on CBS. My God.
    You're referring to the singer or the founder of B.A.S.S.? I'm more familiar with the latter.

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