Thunder: Lakers trade Gasol

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

You thought OKC was gonna get Gasol and keep Duncan stuck at 4.

So, you're breaking my balls because I thought wrong?

**baseline bum** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

So, you're breaking my balls because I thought wrong?

OK, I'm sorry I probably ruined the first hard-on you had since 2010. Probably didn't even give you enough time to finish in the shower. I promise I won't get your hopes up like that for a period to last no less than 12 months from today.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

OK, I'm sorry I probably ruined the first hard-on you had since 2010. Probably didn't even give you enough time to finish in the shower. I promise I won't get your hopes up like that for a period to last no less than 12 months from today.

Don't pop on me, bum. You got something to say, ing say it. Listening to you talk in tongues is frustrating.

**baseline bum** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

Don't pop on me, bum. You got something to say, ing say it. Listening to you talk in tongues is frustrating.

I was saying you got butthurt thinking you had 5 > 4 cemented with Gasol on our arch enemy, and then I apologized for giving you such hope.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

I was saying you got butthurt thinking you had 5 > 4 cemented with Gasol on our arch enemy, and then I apologized for giving you such hope.

Now I get it. I went back to the start. You lied, I fell for it. It's chicken doing that. I read Kool the riot act for doing it. Took his ass to the woodshed.

I don't understand the goal?

**baseline bum** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

Now I get it. I went back to the start. You lied, I fell for it. It's chicken doing that. I read Kool the riot act for doing it. Took his ass to the woodshed.

I don't understand the goal?

What's chicken is moving the goalposts from make the playoffs, win your last game to second fifth and so on.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

What's chicken is moving the goalposts from make the playoffs, win your last game to second fifth and so on.

BS. You won your 5th twice. You ain't gettin' away with that. No in' way.

Some day you'll thank me for this.

**baseline bum** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

BS. You won your 5th twice. You ain't gettin' away with that. No in' way.

Some day you'll thank me for this.

You can dish it but you can't take it. You refuse to even acknowledge 12's ownership of the bag even after three years of utter embarrassment.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

You can dish it but you can't take it. You refuse to even acknowledge 12's ownership of the bag even after three years of utter embarrassment.

The Bag is my possession. I invented it. I direct it's place. It's in Texas and it will remain there till I decide different.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

**baseline bum** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

The Bag is my possession. I invented it. I direct it's place. It's in Texas and it will remain there till I decide different.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

Of course the bag is in your possession. It has been pinned to you and Kobe since the start of 2012-13.

**Splits** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

The Bag is my possession. I invented it. I direct it's place. It's in Texas and it will remain there till I decide different.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

If you were an honest caretaker, then '14 is the compelling event to move the bag. Duncan leading his team in the playoffs in FG%, boards, blocks, minutes, FTA, PER, and win shares. He was 2nd in FGA and points, ringing in the most lopsided Finals in history over the b2b champs. All at age 37. But no, you couldn't.

But then you had another chance at honesty. The actual TOSB announced his retirement, also at age 37, and stepped out on the court the next night. Literally playing while retired. Who would need a bag more than a guy running up and down the court after he retired? Answer, nobody.

But you can't do it, you can't play the honest game. So the bag was seized by sane, honest authorities who drove it out west, stopped in Eagle to thank the local sheriff for his role in initiating the TOSB's downfall, and planted that er right where 12's statue will sit in front of Staples.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Splits

If you were an honest caretaker, then '14 is the compelling event to move the bag. Duncan leading his team in the playoffs in FG%, boards, blocks, FTA, PER, and win shares. He was 2nd in FGA and points, ringing in the most lopsided Finals in history over the b2b champs. But no, you couldn't.

But then you had another chance at honesty. The actual TOSB announced his retirement and stepped out on the court the next night. Literally playing while retired. Who would need a bag more than a guy running up and down the court after he retired? Answer, nobody.

But you can't do it, you can't play the honest game. The bag was seized by sane, honest authorities who drove it out west, stopped in Eagle to thank the local sheriff for his role in initiating the TOSB's downfall, and planted that er right where 12's statue will sit in front of Staples.

And '14 would've been, but, '13 beat it down, to smithereens. '13 was catastrophic to Duncan being relieved of The Bag. I told you fellows that in '13. Perhaps if he had won FMVP in '14 you'd a been able to approach me with a case. You fellows put great credence is such clear water as FMVP. Then there could have been a revival of sorts. I'd a let you bend my ear. No guarantees mind you, but, I'd a listened. But, instead you broke Diaw's back, that horse pic I lodged an example.

I'll tell ya what,,,if you'd like a mercy blessing on this Bag designation get your guys together and request a hand down from me. I'll strongly consider it.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by baseline bum

Of course the bag is in your possession. It has been pinned to you and Kobe since the start of 2012-13.

Not (in) my possession, but it is my possession. I invented it. I get the say where it resides.

**Splits** · 02-17-2016

^utter dishonesty.

No mention of the compe ion, and what he's been doing the past 4 playoffs (hint: he played his last playoff game at the ripe young age of 33)

That's why we seized it, took it straight away from you and placed it in front of Staples.

**Thread** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Splits

^utter dishonesty.

No mention of the compe ion, and what he's been doing the past 4 playoffs (hint: he played his last playoff game at the ripe young age of 33)

You had it. All you had to do was have people buying your the entire night and all the days to follow. But, that ain't what happened. You must suffer.

Hey, the window is still a silly millimeter open. Perhaps if Mr. 19.2 gets a hair in his ass he'll stand up come June. He'd have to stand tall though. Big tall. tall tall. On stilts. I can't even measure it at this juncture. I'd have to see.

**Splits** · 02-17-2016

Originally Posted by Thread

You had it. All you had to do was have people buying your the entire night and all the days to follow. But, that ain't what happened. You must suffer.

Hey, the window is still a silly millimeter open. Perhaps if Mr. 19.2 gets a hair in his ass he'll stand up come June. He'd have to stand tall though. Big tall. tall tall. On stilts. I can't even measure it at this juncture. I'd have to see.

Not a mention of 12's accomplishments since '12, eh? (hint: he was just 33, but it was the year he played his last meaningful game)