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Narutoluva calls it a "cheap shot"
We're all intimately familiar with the infamous two-piece Chris Childs laid down on 12. Let's break it down, frame by frame.
Kobe Curls to Baseline
Shaq's posting Ewing up, so Kobe breaks out to the baseline in case O'Neal gets double-teamed.
Kobe Says the Magic Words
But then Kobe must've said something about Chris Childs being a scrub or something. He obviously didn't know Chris was about that life.
Chris Shoves Bryant
"What, n***a?" - Chris Childs
Kobe Bigs Up Chest
"You heard me, ." - Kobe
Childs Headbutts Kobe to BDFU
"Shut the up." - Chris Childs
Kobe Hits Him With a Lil Biscuit
"Hol' that." - Kobe
Chris Sizes Him Up
"This n***a lookin' like food," Chris says to himself.
Chris Hits Him with a Wing
"Put some hot sauce on that." -Chris
Then a Breast
"And some honey on this." - Chris
Kobe Hits Nothing But Air
Kobe's father never taught him how to box because he's fighting the air.
Kobe's Out for Blood
Kobe is really pissed at this point. Lmaooo FOH, Kobe.
Pat Tries to Yoke Shaq and Kobe Up
Pat the OG is like, " both of you."
Shaq Shoves Pat Out the Way
The Diesel ain't having none of it, though.
Pat Steps to Him and Gets Shoved Again
Like seriously, outta here, Pat. You're too old for this sauce, bro.
Kobe Needs Two Refs to Hold Him Back
In the same frame, Knicks assistant Don Cheney tries to stop the two trees from killing each other. And Kobe's like: “Hold me back, y'all better hold me back!”
Both Guys Talk From a Distance
They should've just let them bang out at this point.
Kobe's Salt
“Come on, mother er!” - Kobe
The end.
Childs man-splains this past Christmas (2015):
“He was a young player at the time. He had to challenge someone. I happened to be that guy.
“A couple of times going around screens, I played tight defense, it’s physical down there and he hit me with an elbow. I’m fine with that, but don’t do it above the shoulders.’’
Childs said he asked the officials: “Are you going to do anything about this? They put their hands up: ‘What you want me do?’
“‘No problem, I’ll take care of that.’ I said: ‘Young fella, do that again, there’s going to be a problem.’ [Kobe said]: ‘What are you going to do?’
“We go around the pick and he hit me again. By that time, enough is enough. I’m back home. This young guy is trying me. I walk up to him — if you watch it, he hits me with a little shoulder. He’s 6-6. I’m 6-3 at the time. I got to get him off of me. I give him a little head nudge. From that point on, it’s game on. I took a few boxing lessons. I know how to defend myself.
“When I hit him, I didn’t want to hurt him. I knew he was an up-and-coming guy. I remember back in the day watching Kermit Washington hit Rudy T [with an infamous punch during a game in 1977]. I didn’t want to get that label of hurting a guy’s career. So I just happened to tap him and let him know you’re trying the wrong guy.’"
Congratulations OP in proving Kobe isn't an MMA fighter.
That rent free thingy.
tee, hee.
Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?"
"No problem, I’ll take care of that."
- Chris Childs
It's even worse, he calls it a sucker punch
Nice play by play of a classic two-piece, 10/10.
Kobe's Salt
Dude did you even sleep last night..I see you pulled an all nighter up in this
Splits
I've never chimed on this but let me shred this silly apart....
You can't call hitting a on the side of his neck a two piece....so he throws weak punches at Kobe and then basically pulls a Melo.....listen...if your wrists bend when throwing a punch it means you hit like a ....where I'm from you might as well scratch a if you throwing them kinda punches....
Summary:
Childs hits him on the side of the neck becsuse he's a midget
His wrists bend as he's connects with the soft punch attempts
He then pulls a Melo and bails..looking for his teammates to keep Kobe away
Two piece?
Try again
You're not dead? I thought it was over, that you were in the 12 stage of life.
Still alive man. That green card is gonna have to wait.
And yet kirbys knees buckled like they were made of melted butter
Not true... You got it all wrong..my post stands...like a dope fiend... you guys will keep trying to find crack on the side of the road...
Again side neck punches dont count....wrist bending is a sign you're catty and built like a female tbh....
isnt kirby half italian? lmao black italian is not fully italian, therefor he aint no rocky wannab
The seeds were planted:
Larry Bird just slapped Joe Bean Bryant silly.
The seeds were planted:
Larry Bird just slapped Joe Bean Bryant silly.
You mean to tell me getting two pieced is a family affair?So final verdict Kobe is a weak wannabe rocky who gets two pieced just like his punk ass daddeh.
You have that number on your mind. I wonder why.Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?"
perfect
kirbs got 12x2-pieced
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