Lakers: Luva's flawed logic about how making the playoffs isn't an accomplishment.

[midnightpulp]

And how the regular season is "meaningless."

I'll compare this to something Luva can (or can't) understand: Sex.

Say you go home with a broad, but for some reason she gets cold feet and doesn't want to put out. She agrees, however, to give you a blow job for your troubles. That's essentially what exiting the playoffs in a later round is like. You didn't get ultimately what you wanted, but you still got something that made you feel relatively good.

On this note, we can compare losing in a early round to a handjob.

What can we compare not making the playoffs to?

Getting a fake number from a chick and then going home and jerking off to cuckold porn, something I'm sure Luva has a lot of experience with.

Secondly, Lakers fans, Kobe fans in particular, might want to be careful about denigrating the regular season, since pretty much all of Kobe's all-time great worth is based on regular season scoring accomplishments.

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[DMC]

And how the regular season is "meaningless."

I'll compare this to something Luva can (or can't) understand: Sex.

Say you go home with a broad, but for some reason she gets cold feet and doesn't want to put out. She agrees, however, to give you a blow job for your troubles. That's essentially what exiting the playoffs in a later round is like. You didn't get ultimately what you wanted, but you still got something that made you feel relatively good.

On this note, we can compare losing in a early round to a handjob.

What can we compare not making the playoffs to?

Getting a fake number from a chick and then going home and jerking off to cuckold porn, something I'm sure Luva has a lot of experience with.

Secondly, Lakers fans, Kobe fans in particular, might want to be careful about denigrating the regular season, since pretty much all of Kobe's all-time great worth is based on regular season scoring accomplishments.

Compare it to being horny as , with several million in the bank, on the road with a private jet at a hotel with a mediocre looking young white girl in your room, gaga over you. You start kissing her and notice the taste of something yeasty, salty, but disregard (she probably ate some Italian bread, right?) and then you get her panties down and you've got her bent over and you're ing her and she's struggling and just when you want to hose her face down with your snake venom, she looks at you like you're a lower class citizen and says "no". WOW... no, to you! Then she gets her things and leaves and you go beat off in the shower. Then you think to yourself "better than nothing" until a couple detectives knock at your door the following day. Now you realize you just spent millions of dollars and your entire season for some cheap ass , had to beat off anyhow and got accused of rape. You'd be better off to tank and at least just jerk off and go to bed.

Then you learn she had 3 different DNA types of semen in her snatch, the same one YOU didn't even in. Now you're thinking "Lois is Einhorn" but instead it's "that wasn't Italian bread".

That's what missing the playoffs is like. Multiply that x 4 and Luva knows full well.

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Although I gotta say this goes against the Spisak manifesto

[midnightpulp]

Compare it to being horny as , with several million in the bank, on the road with a private jet at a hotel with a mediocre looking young white girl in your room, gaga over you. You start kissing her and notice the taste of something yeasty, salty, but disregard (she probably ate some Italian bread, right?) and then you get her panties down and you've got her bent over and you're ing her and she's struggling and just when you want to hose her face down with your snake venom, she looks at you like you're a lower class citizen and says "no". WOW... no, to you! Then she gets her things and leaves and you go beat off in the shower. Then you think to yourself "better than nothing" until a couple detectives knock at your door the following day. Now you realize you just spent millions of dollars and your entire season for some cheap ass , had to beat off anyhow and got accused of rape. You'd be better off to tank and at least just jerk off and go to bed.

Then you learn she had 3 different DNA types of semen in her snatch, the same one YOU didn't even in. Now you're thinking "Lois is Einhorn" but instead it's "that wasn't Italian bread".

That's what missing the playoffs is like. Multiply that x 4 and Luva knows full well.

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Although I gotta say this goes against the Spisak manifesto

The old manifesto!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

And how the regular season is "meaningless."

I'll compare this to something Luva can (or can't) understand: Sex.

Say you go home with a broad, but for some reason she gets cold feet and doesn't want to put out. She agrees, however, to give you a blow job for your troubles. That's essentially what exiting the playoffs in a later round is like. You didn't get ultimately what you wanted, but you still got something that made you feel relatively good.

On this note, we can compare losing in a early round to a handjob.

What can we compare not making the playoffs to?

Getting a fake number from a chick and then going home and jerking off to cuckold porn, something I'm sure Luva has a lot of experience with.

Secondly, Lakers fans, Kobe fans in particular, might want to be careful about denigrating the regular season, since pretty much all of Kobe's all-time great worth is based on regular season scoring accomplishments.

I find it highly appropriate and hilarious as that as a Spur fan you would use your inability to score pussy as an example preciate your honesty

.....however doesn't apply the real s or Laker fans.....since we play for les/ pussy....see you cuck white boys beg for pussy we don't....so if we bring a to the crib she gives us what we want or we put her ass on foot patrol...you dig? Nothing will make us feel good until we see that taking it hard up the ass.....


Getting a blowjob is not a consolation prize....not when you done ed a thousand es and her girlfriend....(16 les)

So yeah I see why you think the way you do.....personally I liken the Spurs plight to sexual activity....all year long you talk and act like your tough.....you get invited to the coed alpha phi alpha party.....after 1 white Russian You're in the back room on your hands and knees getting totally ed up the ass by a 14 incher....rendering all your tough talk meaningless

[Reck]

I find it highly appropriate and hilarious as that as a Spur fan you would use your inability to score pussy as an example preciate your honesty

.....however doesn't apply the real s or Laker fans.....since we play for les/ pussy....see you cuck white boys beg for pussy we don't....so if we bring a to the crib she gives us what we want or we put her ass on foot patrol...you dig? Nothing will make us feel good until we see that taking it hard up the ass.....


Getting a blowjob is not a consolation prize....not when you done ed a thousand es and her girlfriend....(16 les)

So yeah I see why you think the way you do.....personally I liken the Spurs plight to sexual activity....all year long you talk and act like your tough.....you get invited to the coed alpha phi alpha party.....after 1 white Russian You're in the back room on your hands and knees getting totally ed up the ass by a 14 incher....rendering all your tough talk meaningless

Defensive.

Never a good sign when you have to explain yourself this hard.

[Koolaid_Man]

Defensive.

Never a good sign when you have to explain yourself this hard.

Not explaining myself....explaining yourself tbh....

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Compare it to being horny as , with several million in the bank, on the road with a private jet at a hotel with a mediocre looking young white girl in your room, gaga over you. You start kissing her and notice the taste of something yeasty, salty, but disregard (she probably ate some Italian bread, right?) and then you get her panties down and you've got her bent over and you're ing her and she's struggling and just when you want to hose her face down with your snake venom, she looks at you like you're a lower class citizen and says "no". WOW... no, to you! Then she gets her things and leaves and you go beat off in the shower. Then you think to yourself "better than nothing" until a couple detectives knock at your door the following day. Now you realize you just spent millions of dollars and your entire season for some cheap ass , had to beat off anyhow and got accused of rape. You'd be better off to tank and at least just jerk off and go to bed.

Then you learn she had 3 different DNA types of semen in her snatch, the same one YOU didn't even in. Now you're thinking "Lois is Einhorn" but instead it's "that wasn't Italian bread".

That's what missing the playoffs is like. Multiply that x 4 and Luva knows full well.

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Oh, yeah, 313 just laughin' his ass off.

[baseline bum]

And how the regular season is "meaningless."

I'll compare this to something Luva can (or can't) understand: Sex.

Say you go home with a broad, but for some reason she gets cold feet and doesn't want to put out. She agrees, however, to give you a blow job for your troubles. That's essentially what exiting the playoffs in a later round is like. You didn't get ultimately what you wanted, but you still got something that made you feel relatively good.

On this note, we can compare losing in a early round to a handjob.

What can we compare not making the playoffs to?

Getting a fake number from a chick and then going home and jerking off to cuckold porn, something I'm sure Luva has a lot of experience with.

Secondly, Lakers fans, Kobe fans in particular, might want to be careful about denigrating the regular season, since pretty much all of Kobe's all-time great worth is based on regular season scoring accomplishments.

But then there was 2014 which was like going home with a chick and she tells you her hot roommate is down too.

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Oh, yeah, 313 just laughin' his ass off.

You get a lot of reading done on your vacation?

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You get a lot of reading done on your vacation?

No. But, a lot of movie watching. Saw a good one in "The Seventh Cross" with Spencer Tracy. Chronicles his escape, along with 6 others from a German prison camp in '36. He's assisted by the local resistance. The characters do not realize of course that their burden has another 9 years to run. 6 are quickly rounded up and crucified upon the 7 hastily built crosses in front of the prison. The last cross, Tracy's, remains bare.

[unleashbaynes]

Compare it to being horny as , with several million in the bank, on the road with a private jet at a hotel with a mediocre looking young white girl in your room, gaga over you. You start kissing her and notice the taste of something yeasty, salty, but disregard (she probably ate some Italian bread, right?) and then you get her panties down and you've got her bent over and you're ing her and she's struggling and just when you want to hose her face down with your snake venom, she looks at you like you're a lower class citizen and says "no". WOW... no, to you! Then she gets her things and leaves and you go beat off in the shower. Then you think to yourself "better than nothing" until a couple detectives knock at your door the following day. Now you realize you just spent millions of dollars and your entire season for some cheap ass , had to beat off anyhow and got accused of rape. You'd be better off to tank and at least just jerk off and go to bed.

Then you learn she had 3 different DNA types of semen in her snatch, the same one YOU didn't even in. Now you're thinking "Lois is Einhorn" but instead it's "that wasn't Italian bread".

That's what missing the playoffs is like. Multiply that x 4 and Luva knows full well.