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    8/10. Sweeping epic with amazing cinematography and an almost perfect cast.

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    ripped off the plot of avatar

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    There are only 7 plots of movies.

    Revenge
    Love
    Sports
    Comedy
    Porn
    Do entary
    Race problems

    So...you can pick any movie and say it ripped off some other.

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    Costner at his hammiest.

    I cannot do this film, and I've tried it a dozen times.

    No.

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    Costner at his hammiest.

    I cannot do this film, and I've tried it a dozen times.

    No.
    Wrong again. Maybe you haven't seen about 15 other Costner movies. Robin Hood comes to mind. Bull if you've tried it a dozen times. Are you so re ed that you'd force yourself through something you didn't like the first 2 or 3.

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    Wrong again. Maybe you haven't seen about 15 other Costner movies. Robin Hood comes to mind. Bull if you've tried it a dozen times. Are you so re ed that you'd force yourself through something you didn't like the first 2 or 3.
    Robin Hood was a political statement.

    I've tried Wolves over a dozen times. It's insufferable.

    He puts the ham aside in "Open Range."

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    Robin Hood was a political statement.

    I've tried Wolves over a dozen times. It's insufferable.

    He puts the ham aside in "Open Range."
    I don't think the ham is ever put aside. He just happens to get in movies with big enough budgets to outcast his shortcomings. My favorite Costner movie is No Way Out.

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    Not to say he hasn't been in good movies. Just that he's usually the weakest actor.

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    I don't think the ham is ever put aside. He just happens to get in movies with big enough budgets to outcast his shortcomings. My favorite Costner movie is No Way Out.
    I remember it.

    The old back & forth on that monitor as it worked it's way into revealing Costner. It was good. Sean Young was really hot then.

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    I remember it.

    The old back & forth on that monitor as it worked it's way into revealing Costner. It was good. Sean Young was really hot then.
    Then the scene at the end with Costner speaking Russian. Clinched the movie imo.

    I was like, "no he di'unt" before no he di'unt was a thing. Like Aaron Stamp in the Richard Gere flick.

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    I thought Kevin sounded like he was reading the narration instead of telling the story. Also, the idea of ing a woman who probably never in history washed her snatch or trimmed it and sleeps near a wood fire after cleaning bison all day makes me ill. Stands with Cheese.

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    I thought Kevin sounded like he was reading the narration instead of telling the story. Also, the idea of ing a woman who probably never in history washed her snatch or trimmed it and sleeps near a wood fire after cleaning bison all day makes me ill. Stands with Cheese.
    That's funny you say that. That's exactly how it sounds. And I had those exact thoughts today. He's a terrible interpreter of how the script (any script) should go.

    Idk though about the chick. I'm pretty sure all smells were pretty ripe back then. I think it would have been distracting if he mentioned how her vag smelled.

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    That's funny you say that. That's exactly how it sounds. And I had those exact thoughts today. He's a terrible interpreter of how the script (any script) should go.

    Idk though about the chick. I'm pretty sure all smells were pretty ripe back then. I think it would have been distracting if he mentioned how her vag smelled.
    Of the size and shape of the sootikin that rolled out of her cleft piss flaps.

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    Like the film but can't stand Costner...as stated earlier in this thread he's the weak link of every film he's in (like Silverado). The Postman has to be one of the Top 5 worst movies ever made, and Waterworld is not far behind. Would've preferred to see him do more roles like the Big Chill

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    Like the film but can't stand Costner...Would've preferred to see him do more roles like the Big Chill
    nice

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    Never seen it. Was it better than Goodfellas?

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    Like the film but can't stand Costner...as stated earlier in this thread he's the weak link of every film he's in (like Silverado). The Postman has to be one of the Top 5 worst movies ever made, and Waterworld is not far behind. Would've preferred to see him do more roles like the Big Chill
    He's an asshole in Silverado. A scene stealing asshole.

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    Costner at his hammiest. I cannot do this film, and I've tried it a dozen times.
    Too bad…Costner went out on a limb to make and complete the film…Great cast…Great music sound track...It won seven Academy Awards including Best Picture …Costner & Mary McDonnell were the weak acting links…”Tatanka”…


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    Too bad…Costner went out on a limb to make and complete the film…Great cast…Great music sound track...It won seven Academy Awards including Best Picture …Costner & Mary McDonnell were the weak acting links…”Tatanka”…

    Limb? For some reason he was considered Hollywood royalty upon arrival. I still don't get it.

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    fandango

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    the first time you watch it is your best experience. the replay value sucks. with other movies, i can watch them 20 times over and its still great

    runtime is way too long imo... i dont think it has aged that well, the movie is slow and pretty difficult to get through in one sitting if you're just watching tv at home

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    shiiiiiit. i watch it almost every time it's on tv

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    He puts the ham aside in "Open Range."
    Probably my favorite role of his.

    "Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em."

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    Probably a top 10 for me. I prefer the 4 hour version on laserdisk fwiw Two Socks getting killed though every time

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