Found out this morning, 100% certain I'm NOT about to be a father.

[thispego]

what we have here is someone with UNT...a youngster...not been in the world...no sex through high school
learned what he could from the old dirty mags down under that rock at the park...
nope...never seen a real vagina but just pictures of people that looked like men having sex with people that looked like women...doesn't know that the penis is out of place on a real woman
so...how is he supposed to..."Hey, you have a penis...you're a man"????? huh??? how's he going to know?
instead it's a human with long hair and sort of breasts...wants to go home with him...that hole???? it's all he knows

Avante is great

[UNT Eagles 2016]

One casual sex doesn't necessarily lead to pregnancy imho, but it really can happen even when you're doing it beyond a week of her ovulation period. Dude got lucky to dodge a bullet, tbh.

I had intercourse with her on day 2 after her period. When we met (the Friday before the Monday we had intercourse, at a post-homecoming bonfire after-party at a house) she was on her period, we just made out and slept together clothes-on that night, we spent the whole weekend together as she was taking a week vacation to Illinois in the middle of next week. The next night (Saturday) we had a nice time out, she was still on her period but we did some things anyway including mutual oral sex, the Sunday she got off her period but told me she wasn't ready yet, the Monday we both had classes but dated that evening, walked to a movie together, held hands the way back and couldn't get enough of each other that night.

It was truly the most romantic night/few nights in a row ever for me.

I really did want to make a baby with her that night and was kind of trying to do so. Only issue was I had a midterm in my 2pm Monday class that Monday and drank a couple cups of coffee so I'd be alert, so the caffeine kind of spoiled my sexual fluids and I couldn't for 4 hours even though we were both vehemently thrusting and I was trying so hard to inside her. When I finally did it was kind of underwhelming and it didn't feel like it went very far/deep inside of there. Even so a few seconds later my logical practical mind came back to me and I decided I didn't really want a baby right then and there, so I asked her if she'd do the pill or an abortion, and she said she'd be okay with both. I offered to pay for the pill but she had already stored a few in her dorm from her aunt who had Medicaid connections. The next night we met up and she took the pill in front of me. After that, she went to Illinois for a week or so, and I didn't see her again in person until now. Around mid-November however was when she decided we were done because we no longer had time in our schedules to see each other.

[SpursforSix]

Trannies don't menstruate. And don't tell me she purposely cut herself down there when I was around to "make her think it was real" or some stupid like that. Period blood tastes like iron, completely different from normal blood.

You're probably confusing menstrul blood with his anal wart discharge.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You're probably confusing menstrul blood with his anal wart discharge.

Give up the stupid schtick. I had a legitimate, living, breathing, real woman's vagina in my mouth. You're probably jealous of me for that.

[SpursforSix]

Give up the stupid schtick. I had a legitimate, living, breathing, real woman's vagina in my mouth. You're probably jealous of me for that.

You put the whole thing in your mouth? That doesn't sound like a vagina. Was it wearing a helmet?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You put the whole thing in your mouth? That doesn't sound like a vagina. Was it wearing a helmet?

Stop with the stupid schtick. Obviously, parts of it duh, it was actually quite a wide-cir ference one with thick lips, deep dark sepia brown outer lips and perfectly pink inner lips. It was glorious

[DMC]

gui ude27 still huffing hard on the paint 10 years later

fify

[chunticakes]

You can't get a girl pregnant if you cream pie her right before or after her period.

Also, Plan B is worthless if she's ovulating, tbh.

You basically wasted $50 on it lol.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You can't get a girl pregnant if you cream pie her right before or after her period.

Also, Plan B is worthless if she's ovulating, tbh.

You basically wasted $50 on it lol.

I didn't pay a penny and she had some free ones her relatives on Medicaid got for her.

[z0sa]

Chick has approximately 25% chance of getting preggo if she's ovulating, which last 1-3 days starting 11-15 days after her period BEGINS. Best time to a chick is the week before her period - she's already finished ovulating. Worst time is immediately after.

Don't with a woman who doesn't keep track of her cycle.

[Spurtacular]

I staked out the girl I had unprotected sex....

The ?

[sook]

100% not a tranny... she was legit and very womanly. Put out like a goddess, 'twas 4 hours of amazing sex. She wouldn't have taken the Plan B pill she did if she was a tranny. I watched her take it. But it's only what, 80% effective?

More like 95% effective if taken within a day

If you wait 3 days its 75% of w.e but with a plan B you're pretty much good.

[sook]

You can't get a girl pregnant if you cream pie her right before or after her period.

Also, Plan B is worthless if she's ovulating, tbh.

You basically wasted $50 on it lol.

wrong.


Plan B works independently of ovulation, it makes it extremely unviable for sperm and thickens the cervical mucus to prevent any of those ers from going up.

[chunticakes]

wrong.


Plan B works independently of ovulation, it makes it extremely unviable for sperm and thickens the cervical mucus to prevent any of those ers from going up.

Well it certainly makes the conditions much more harsh for sperm to fertilize the egg. However if she's ovulating she's ovulating and the egg is already there. So if the sperm gets up there the Plan B is essentially worthless. She will still get pregnant.

Also I forgot to mention that it's far less effective with fat es like the one UNT likes to .

But anyways that's why it's obvioualy best to know a woman's cycle and simply avoid nutting inside her during her fertile days/ovulation.

[sook]

Well it certainly makes the conditions much more harsh for sperm to fertilize the egg. However if she's ovulating she's ovulating and the egg is already there. So if the sperm gets up there the Plan B is essentially worthless. She will still get pregnant.

Also I forgot to mention that it's far less effective with fat es like the one UNT likes to .

But anyways that's why it's obvioualy best to know a woman's cycle and simply avoid nutting inside her during her fertile days/ovulation.

at that last part, and I agree that the best thing to know is when she's in week 2-3.

However, Plan B isn't designed to depend on ovulation, you're right its more likely if she's ovulating than if she isn't but thats why its whole mechanism is just to prevent the sperm from moving a certain distance and dying before it wears off.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Well it certainly makes the conditions much more harsh for sperm to fertilize the egg. However if she's ovulating she's ovulating and the egg is already there. So if the sperm gets up there the Plan B is essentially worthless. She will still get pregnant.

Also I forgot to mention that it's far less effective with fat es like the one UNT likes to .

But anyways that's why it's obvioualy best to know a woman's cycle and simply avoid nutting inside her during her fertile days/ovulation.

She wasn't fat, she was curvy and thick (no pudge or fat rings) -- her body was like the ideal shape for getting pregnant and having no problems pushing the baby out.


Actual FAT women, on the other hand, are much less likely to get pregnant anyway. Obesity can increase infertility rates in women up to 90% depending on genetics and just how much overweight she is.

[chunticakes]

She wasn't fat, she was curvy and thick (no pudge or fat rings) -- her body was like the ideal shape for getting pregnant and having no problems pushing the baby out.


Actual FAT women, on the other hand, are much less likely to get pregnant anyway. Obesity can increase infertility rates in women up to 90% depending on genetics and just how much overweight she is.

Sup UNT? Ready to pop out a baby?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Sup UNT? Ready to pop out a baby?

Nope, she's not pregnant so I don't have to have one. Thank goodness

[sook]

Nope, she's not pregnant so I don't have to have one. Thank goodness

ok lemme just say this...you don't just rely on how she's looking you gotta do a pregnancy test breh.

If you're going to be having glove free sex like that get tested, keep plan Bs, and prego tests. Its common sense.

[chunticakes]

PIITB.

[.G.]

This can't be real.

Good writing/character development, though.

[lefty]

OP is not a father


Of course not

[I. Hustle]

OP got a dude butt pregnant