The vanilla takes from a few here are a crime against the NBA forum. We might disagree on a lot of things, but one thing we seem to agree on is you need to bring it heavy if you're going to bring it. (cue fat jokes).
Without further adieu, I give you the VIP list:
1. Fabbs: Everything this guy says is so out in left field as to make you scratch your head and wonder which forum he's actually reading. He always has to respond to himself with some image or something just to get replies. I have no idea what's going on there. Seems to spend his life on tabloid websites and thinks someone here might want to know some odd factoid about Justin Beiber. It's likely not a shtick.
2. BestEva: Looks like a bad attempt at being Eva Longoria but in reality we know it's Lakersarebesteva, which is a very vanilla user name with absolutely zero thought put into the name itself. Then he has "Lakers" removed because he's taken a on them in vanilla like fashion for years. He reminds me of PhillyDoc over on LG.com, very similar posting style. Very vanilla, as if he's being watched or he's afraid someone from IT might scan his PC to see what he's been doing. The alternative answer is that he's just not very interesting and is slow witted. Pretends to like boxing because some people he worships talk about it. Likely the same for football. In reality, doesn't play any sports, just wipes asses and pretends to be a doctor online. Reminds me of supply grunts telling civilian friends they are special ops.
3. Spurraider21 (aka Philo). This guy spends almost every letter of every post saying absolutely nothing. He disagrees in some fashion (usually in a passive aggressive, mid-teen style retort and you can imagine a rolleyes in there somewhere) in almost every post yet rarely if ever offers an alternative take because like the poster just above this one, doesn't want to be held responsible for being wrong. He'll say you're wrong, but he's an audience member holding up score cards, he's not going to participate. Another one who probably feels some IT geek is remote desktopping his ass so he's careful with the retort most time. Easily offended, seems to fall into some type of sick romanticism stalking of whomever took a on him last.
4. K (all of them, Kawhi storm, K..., any Kawhi felcher basically). They have the exact same take as the rest. It's like an ant colony all muttering some binary communication bull that doesn't even equate to a blip on the entertainment radar. It's just filler material with a grey name attached to it. Not even worth more description.
5. Da Suns Fan: Posts some of the most vanilla takes on the forum. Tries too hard to go hard but ends up looking like an idiot, and attempts to retreat into some ty emote or meme as an exit strategy when another stupid, uninteresting bomb peters out. Rarely gets any play. I cannot believe I'm mentioning the got now actually.
6. Strengthandhonor: Tries to play a neutral ground card but takes pot shots when no one's looking (which is almost always). Another "I'm being watched" got who could die tomorrow and no one here would ever ask about where they went.
7. KillaKobe81: This dyslexic mongoloid doesn't know whether to or go blind. Posts about having someone on ignore then responds to them. Posts in stanzas as if he's always thumb ing his phone. Hard to read posts because he's sloppy as , but even if you could decipher the slobber he posts, it's just some regurgitated bull he read from ESPN or Lakersground he's trying to pass off as his own take. Only get responses from guys who have a heart, and who likely donate to re ed kids. I'd bet he has a speech impediment as well. It would be the most interesting thing about him.
I realize I could put a lot of ty posters on this list but it's not about being a ty poster. It's about being boring. These ers are boring as , and offer nothing in return for the entertainment they get here. Those of you who start a new thread every 15 seconds are staying off the list by being volume shooters. I won't even mention the club, the list would be endless.