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    It was like watching those slopes devour you at Khe Sanh.
    They were selling your .

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    They were selling your .
    It was like watching those slopes devour you at Khe Sanh.

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    Great find, Kool.

    The gator feels it before he gets there, but, it's y.
    y gets you a slap on the wrist. The gator let the whole clock run out.

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    It was like watching those slopes devour you at Khe Sanh.
    They were selling your .

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    They were selling your .
    You don't even try to win the Giuseppe Rodeo any more do you? If you rushed this thread with the same enthusiasm that you rushed the floor for Jordan when he rang in your building maybe you could win the rodeo again. I spit on you.

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    You don't even try to win the Giuseppe Rodeo any more do you? If you rushed this thread with the same enthusiasm that you rushed the floor for Jordan when he rang in your building maybe you could win the rodeo again. I spit on you.
    They were selling your .

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    The great cats are nature's ultimate killing machines because they expend so little energy towards the act of killing itself. The energy that leopard spends killing to eat doesnt even register in comparison to how much energy he expends chasing females down, pissing on stumps, grooming himself, and sleeping.

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    Yeah them ing big cats are bad ass....they aren't afraid of ....

    Yep, not even a guy with a stick riding an elephant.




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    Don't blame Disney. They have taken all the necessary steps in controlling gators.


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    Dumb parents... whats new?
    It's on Disney. I checked into the Grand Floridian, literally, 30 minutes after the boy got taken. That "beach" area is tiny, and is RIGHT next to a kid's playground, which is right next to a pool. There was nothing but a very small "no swimming" sign at that point. Until that night the resort showed movies on that beach. I never witnessed that, but people must have been situated right up to the water's edge. If there would have been a single "beware alligators" sign (which there is now, hung on the fence that was installed), the child would probably still be alive. Disney tries to avoid ANY negative messaging, obviously to a fault. Even after this happened, the employees (I'm sorry, Cast Members) were forbidden from discussing it; even the ones blocking access to the beach - would just say, "This area is not available at this time, have a magical day!"

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    The great cats are nature's ultimate killing machines because they expend so little energy towards the act of killing itself. The energy that leopard spends killing to eat doesnt even register in comparison to how much energy he expends chasing females down, pissing on stumps, grooming himself, and sleeping.
    The Largemouth Bass sits behind a log silently maintaining neutral buoyancy, waits for a Bluegill to happen across his/her mouth, and merely opens the mouth creating enormous (-) pressure in the surrounding volume of water and "inhaling" the Bluegill.

    So I raise your cat with a fish.

    The above pretty much describes the methodical behavior of Spurs46 in the stealthy hunt for delivery pizza. The positioning used while lying in wait around Dominoes is crucial and highly tactical.

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    It's on Disney. I checked into the Grand Floridian, literally, 30 minutes after the boy got taken. That "beach" area is tiny, and is RIGHT next to a kid's playground, which is right next to a pool. There was nothing but a very small "no swimming" sign at that point. Until that night the resort showed movies on that beach. I never witnessed that, but people must have been situated right up to the water's edge. If there would have been a single "beware alligators" sign (which there is now, hung on the fence that was installed), the child would probably still be alive. Disney tries to avoid ANY negative messaging, obviously to a fault. Even after this happened, the employees (I'm sorry, Cast Members) were forbidden from discussing it; even the ones blocking access to the beach - would just say, "This area is not available at this time, have a magical day!"
    Have a magical day... Wow...

    Dont mind the divers searching for a two year old taken by a gator.

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    Don't blame Disney. They have taken all the necessary steps in controlling gators.
    Big hearted, responsible Disney probably offered that gator 1/2 off on a seasons pass.
    More then sufficient.

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    Have a magical day... Wow...

    Dont mind the divers searching for a two year old taken by a gator.
    The multiple helicopters and gator hunters in swamp boats were the most obvious.

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    The multiple helicopters and gator hunters in swamp boats were the most obvious.
    Lord...

    I bet playing shark on the loose in the swimming pool to the Jaws tune was not a popular game.
    The adults would probably pee in their suits.

    I must say I have been in the water on kayaks and yes, swimming, and never had a problem with gators present. I had one go after a redfish on my stringer which is very odd. I have been requested to kill one in a bass pond after said incident. Problem is if you blow them up they are not easily retrieved due to sinkage. And I don't want to deal with one on the end of a line Thrashing about. I'm really not Freaked by sharks, snakes, etc... But if people have a phobia...

    If I wanna keep fishing that pond I'm gonna have to kill it, owner's orders. Got a friend lined up to shoot it, we know it's favorite hangout. Saying it's illegal will not work. She also wants to see it dead. Dogs and grandchildren,along with this incident, = dead reptile.
    Last edited by pgardn; 06-23-2016 at 05:24 PM.

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    I sometimes poop in my slacks during games.

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    I sometimes poop in my slacks during games.
    And anonymously in toilet tanks at venues outside your domicile.
    I remember that and the syrup in the aisle.

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    The Largemouth Bass sits behind a log silently maintaining neutral buoyancy, waits for a Bluegill to happen across his/her mouth, and merely opens the mouth creating enormous (-) pressure in the surrounding volume of water and "inhaling" the Bluegill.

    So I raise your cat with a fish.

    The above pretty much describes the methodical behavior of Spurs46 in the stealthy hunt for delivery pizza. The positioning used while lying in wait around Dominoes is crucial and highly tactical.
    True, but my post is assuming the reader agrees that the cat is one of nature's ultimate killers.

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    True, but my post is assuming the reader agrees that the cat is one of nature's ultimate killers.
    Cats are basically cool. You got Cheetos cats, cereal cats, yep.

    What is interesting is the cats are practically all solitary hunters except the lion.
    You will never see a pride of domestic cats working a house together for big roaches. So one has to wonder. Now lions are working grassy plains so its definitely an advantage working together.

    What is also amazing is the speed of cats. I once accidentally cornered a domestic (but feral) cat in an alley. First I heard claws clicking on walls as the cat orbited the brick walls about me high off the ground. Then it pounced on my head for about 1/100 of a second to do a tap dance,then leaping off, it left my scalp and head bleeding and severely damaging a good hair day. It was like Floyd Mayweather cat. I left the alley dazed, confused and taken to town. It was quite a humbling experience. I thought I had quick hands, I was wrong.

    Further confession:
    There was was nothing I could do. That cat was so fast I did not even have time for my devastating right cross. I never felt so slow. I never even got a hand raised to slap the beast down the alley. I literally walked in, good looking and full of confidence. And walked out, a defeated, bloodied, naked ape needing a comb and bandages. I will say it was dark, so vision advantage to Felus domesticus. But I was a huge, lumbering giant compared to that thing, so the utter defeat still clings to my psyche.

    So there's that.

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    so the blood of six gators =/ a 2 year old?

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