OT: Beisbol fans

[lefty]

http://www.12up.com/posts/3431007-vi...ld?a_aid=40277

[Thread]

He's got a nice ass.

[lefty]

TheGreatYacht
King Emmanuel
Splits

[resistanze]

[Splits]

during a rain delay. Dude was either so wasted he fell over the fence or so bored he jumped on purpose

fatbol
stop play when 1 drop of rain falls
rain delays
empty stands
162 games + playoffs every year
162 games and 1 game playoffs
Cecil Fielder's son fatter than him
bunting
sacrifice bunting
pinch sacrifice bunting
relief pitchers
face 1 batter because he's a righty
starting pitchers
need 5 days rest to throw another ball
7 hour games
waste of time

[TheGreatYacht]

during a rain delay. Dude was either so wasted he fell over the fence or so bored he jumped on purpose

fatbol
stop play when 1 drop of rain falls
rain delays
empty stands
162 games + playoffs every year
162 games and 1 game playoffs
Cecil Fielder's son fatter than him
bunting
sacrifice bunting
pinch sacrifice bunting
relief pitchers
face 1 batter because he's a righty
starting pitchers
need 5 days rest to throw another ball
7 hour games
waste of time

[TheGreatYacht]

He's got a nice ass.

His ass didn't storm the court for Jordan

[Splits]

His ass didn't storm the court for Jordan

[Splits]

Also:

how did this guy fall over a fence that sticks out 5 feet from the top of the wall
the workers who have to take care of that ivy
"warning track"
player needs to be "warned" there's a wall nearby so their fat ass doesn't crash into it
Jose Canseco getting hit in the head with a ball on the "warning" track, not enough "warning"
ball going over the fence for a "homer"
inside the park "homers"
Harry Caray
drunk calling Cubs games
trying to pronounce that Japanese player's name

[midnightpulp]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...tadium-6582297

Floptrot
90 minutes of nothing happening
So you play another 30 minutes and nothing still happens
Have to decide the game like you're playing Mario Party
Players do re ed dances before kicking the ball
Games end in a tie 80% of the time
Best players of all time are around 5'3"
Most floptrot players have never seen a weight room
Fans so bored they have to sing nursery rhymes to keep themselves entertained
Biggest star in the game is a tax cheat
Floptrot

[Reck]

People still care about these type of threads?

[midnightpulp]

People still care about these type of threads?

We've officially entered the doldrums of the off-season.

[lefty]

during a rain delay. Dude was either so wasted he fell over the fence or so bored he jumped on purpose

fatbol
stop play when 1 drop of rain falls
rain delays
empty stands
162 games + playoffs every year
162 games and 1 game playoffs
Cecil Fielder's son fatter than him
bunting
sacrifice bunting
pinch sacrifice bunting
relief pitchers
face 1 batter because he's a righty
starting pitchers
need 5 days rest to throw another ball
7 hour games
waste of time

Also:

how did this guy fall over a fence that sticks out 5 feet from the top of the wall
the workers who have to take care of that ivy
"warning track"
player needs to be "warned" there's a wall nearby so their fat ass doesn't crash into it
Jose Canseco getting hit in the head with a ball on the "warning" track, not enough "warning"
ball going over the fence for a "homer"
inside the park "homers"
Harry Caray
drunk calling Cubs games
trying to pronounce that Japanese player's name

His ass didn't storm the court for Jordan

Excellent posts imo

[jeebus]

People still care about these type of threads?

I expected more from lefty tbh.

[spurraider21]

beisbol

http://www.si.com/extra-mus /phot...ts-2016-so-far

[poeticism707]

during a rain delay. Dude was either so wasted he fell over the fence or so bored he jumped on purpose

fatbol
stop play when 1 drop of rain falls
rain delays
empty stands
162 games + playoffs every year
162 games and 1 game playoffs
Cecil Fielder's son fatter than him
bunting
sacrifice bunting
pinch sacrifice bunting
relief pitchers
face 1 batter because he's a righty
starting pitchers
need 5 days rest to throw another ball
7 hour games
waste of time

[Silver&Black]

Jesus H. Christ. Nobody watches beisbol....only the all-star game made the list.

Daytona 500
Kentucky Derby
Preakness
Citrus Bowl
Sugar Bowl
Elite Eight games
Copa America
The Masters

ALL BEATING BEISBOL.

People would rather watch cars drive in a circle.

[lefty]

[midnightpulp]

beisbol

http://www.si.com/extra-mus /phot...ts-2016-so-far

Of course baseball isn't going to appear on the list when it's only a list of events that happened in 2016 so far.

MLB'S big events don't happen until oct/nov.

[midnightpulp]

Jesus H. Christ. Nobody watches beisbol....only the all-star game made the list.

Daytona 500
Kentucky Derby
Preakness
Citrus Bowl
Sugar Bowl
Elite Eight games
Copa America
The Masters

ALL BEATING BEISBOL.

People would rather watch cars drive in a circle.

Mlb all star game beats the nba as game and the pro bowl

[140]

beisbol

http://www.si.com/extra-mus /phot...ts-2016-so-far

holy

[Silver&Black]

Mlb all star game beats the nba as game and the pro bowl

And lost to the Kentucky Derby. What's your point?

In fairness...the MLB all-star game actually means something. It decides home field advantage in the WS (I think that's stupid btw). NBA and NFL all star games are glorified scoring exhibitions with 0 defense played. Everybody already knows this...that's why the don't watch IMO. And the baseball all-star game almost lost to the NFL draft. That's pathetic. Only beat it by 380,000 viewers. AND the all star game was on FOX. The draft was on ESPN/NFL network.

I've said it many times...If I have to decide baseball or soccer....I'm going baseball 10 times outta 10. I don't like either one though.

BTW...do you realize the storm that would have came down your way if women's gymnastics would have beat the all-star game? It was close. Only 130,000 viewers difference.

[midnightpulp]

And lost to the Kentucky Derby. What's your point?

In fairness...the MLB all-star game actually means something. It decides home field advantage in the WS (I think that's stupid btw). NBA and NFL all star games are glorified scoring exhibitions with 0 defense played. Everybody already knows this...that's why the don't watch IMO. And the baseball all-star game almost lost to the NFL draft. That's pathetic. Only beat it by 380,000 viewers. AND the all star game was on FOX. The draft was on ESPN/NFL network.

I've said it many times...If I have to decide baseball or soccer....I'm going baseball 10 times outta 10. I don't like either one though.

BTW...do you realize the storm that would have came down your way if women's gymnastics would have beat the all-star game? It was close. Only 130,000 viewers difference.

Even when the mlb all star game didn't mean anything, it was still drawing about 8-10 million.

The NBA all star game also loses to the ky derby. Point?

[lefty]

beisbol

http://www.si.com/extra-mus /phot...ts-2016-so-far

[midnightpulp]

And lost to the Kentucky Derby. What's your point?

In fairness...the MLB all-star game actually means something. It decides home field advantage in the WS (I think that's stupid btw). NBA and NFL all star games are glorified scoring exhibitions with 0 defense played. Everybody already knows this...that's why the don't watch IMO. And the baseball all-star game almost lost to the NFL draft. That's pathetic. Only beat it by 380,000 viewers. AND the all star game was on FOX. The draft was on ESPN/NFL network.

I've said it many times...If I have to decide baseball or soccer....I'm going baseball 10 times outta 10. I don't like either one though.

BTW...do you realize the storm that would have came down your way if women's gymnastics would have beat the all-star game? It was close. Only 130,000 viewers difference.

Nothing in any other sport beats fooooooooooobawww unless it's a semi-final/championship game.

The NFL draft (6.2 million) viewers handedly beat the Spurs-Thunder Game 6 (5.5 million).

Is that "pathetic?"

So basketball now?

Not really. It just illustrates what I've been saying for years about the US's sporting taste. "We" only tune in when there's a superstar to watch, a storyline to watch, or a nation to support. Fooobaw is really the only sport that "captivates" the country anymore, and can draw no matter who is playing and doesn't need storylines or stars to carry it.

And I find that somewhat sad.