LMAO
I thought it stood for Barelylegal Chinese
*legal meaning 13 because that is when they can get married*
I know I know, it really isn't fair what I do to that gang of...EL DUHO...above. I just have fun watching idiots, my bad. They gobble this silly up and I know it, yep.....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have never seen sooooooooooooooo many total idiots in one place before, it's actually kinda weird, is this a Texas thing?
Breastless Child?
Dude, you try so hard to be funny but continue to come off as being stupid.
oh I don't try very hard. I promise you that.
What you do is this.
You don't really talk to me/anyone, what ya do is try and be funny for those reading you. And you know it. And you try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to be funny and we all see it.
Dude, your game totally sucks, ok? You're not funny, what you are is stupid.
A thread about you having a boner? Dude, what are you 14?
That makes me sad. I'll have to reevaluate.
Just talk like you would if I/we were standing there, ok? Would you let your wife, parents, kids see you ....I have a boner? Well?
Like so many this hiding thing has you all ed up.
You wish, dont you
ok...I'll try this...
Me : Hi Avante
Avante: What's up?
Me : I really think it was wrong of you to have raped children.
Here I sit in central Cali, now think just a little bit dummy, ok? Where is that dummy posting from? So I would ...what? Come on guy break this down for all of us, ok? Why would I care about how old anyone was, well?
Just how damn stupid are you slick?
Bestiality Coitus ?
you..Hi Avante
Avante...dude, you really are a midget, ha~~~~~~~~
you.......(thinking, this is one big bad ass dude, I better not play that stupid pedo silliness)....well.
Avante...so how about that apology little man, not cool calling people a pedo, ok?
You...yes sir, I apologize.
Avant...good midget, now scram.
you....I'm gone.
Me: hey...is that a tattoo?
Avante: Yes, it's Janie Lane from Warrant.
Somebody does need to tell you this.
I. Hustle, give it up son, ok? This sort of thing just isn't you and we all can see it, ok? Your stuff is simply stupid or dumb, ok? Nothing funny, clever, cool....ok? Just one..DUH! after...DUH!
I;m dead serious guy, ok? Move on to other things, alright? Talk movies or tv shows, that sort of thing.
Honestly thought he meant birth control.
If by that you meant they haven't hit puberty, yes.
Actually
Avante...what, you still here?
you....could I get an autograph, you ar a bit of a celebrity ya know.
Avante...ya promise to cool all that stupid ass pedo bull ? See that tall blond over there, well that's Judy, now think midget.
you....wow~ ok ok no more of that pedo silliness.
Avante..cool, now beat it.
you...what about that autograph?
Avante... you.
continuation
Me: Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass.
har
hmmm?
You...Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass.
Avante...Judy, could ya come over here for a minute, please.
Judy...what's up?
Avante...tell her that midget.
You...I said you like it in the ass.
Judy...you called me over for this?
Avante...I know, sorry.
Judy...you know I don't play with these little midgets, and why do mess with people like this freak?
Avante....twisted?
Judy...now get rid of this dwarf and let's go. ok?
Avante...ok ok~ Ok little fella gotta go.
You...what about what I said?
Avante...not now midget, see ya.
continuation
Judy...well, not from my husband. He gets lost in there.
Me (blushing)...sorry, didn't mean to..
Judy (interrupting)...I let him put it in my belly button.
Avante...ahem, I'm right here
Me...so, Judy, want to...have a go
Judy...ohhhhhhh yesssssss
I'm on the edge of my seat! Does she take it in the pooper or not? I'm intrigued now.
so yeah...anyway...she tells me to meet her at the 7-11. When I get there, she's waiting outside for me. She want's to do it behind the dumpster. I take her hand and we walk through the gate and find a relatively clean spot. She wants some foreplay but I left my car running. She pulls her underwear down and then turns and pulls up her dress and presents to me. Usually, we'll do it doggy style for a while and then I'll go into her anus. But like I said...my car was running. And she's not opposed to a little pain. So I put my peepee in her butt and she starts making these loud squawking noises. Like some kind of bird or something. "CAAWWWW...CAWWWWW CAWWWW". And that is echoing off the fence and dumpster. It's freaking me out more than a little. Plus I'm worried that someone will take my car. I'm having trouble maintaining my boner. She feels this and steps away and then starts yanking on it and screaming, "BLAPOOHIE! BLAPOOHIE!". I'm wondering what the at this point. We've had lots of sex and I've never heard these noises some out of her mouth. So to get my erection back, I start thinking of Felisha Rashaad. Once I get hard again, I turn her back around and finish in her rump. When we're done, I ask her what was with all of the weird noises. She said she was just diagnosed with Diabetes. I went in and bought her a slurpee and myself a Mountain Dew Kickstart. Thankfully, my car was still there when I got back to the parking lot.
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