OT: How do you guys deal with road rage, tbh?

[spurraider21]

how else would you invoke the castle doctrine through?

LOL, the best response to tail gate is to change ing lanes and let the asshole pass. OR accelerate and run interference for them.

i usually just pull over and let them pass. if they stop behind me, then just wait for them to get out of the car and then drive away

[TDMVPDPOY]

nearly hit a rolls royce the other day..fkn punjabe clown was at the intersection waiting for a open in the incomming traffic..

the incomming traffic has 2 lanes with 1 lane next to the side curb usually have morons parking their cars, the right hand lane u can turn right or go straight ahead, so there was 3 cars station waiting for open traffic to turn right, aka with the rolls royce indian clown sitting opposite direction also want to turn right....so i sneak behind those station cars in the left hand open land and speed up to the intersection, then avoided that fkn indian **** who has half his head getting ready to turn when he should be still giving way for incomming traffic b4 he decides to turn...what a fkn idiot...

dont get me started when fkn clowns coming out of a parking spot, who dont check the side mirrors of any upcomming traffic from the drivers side or passengers side, they just steer their head out hoping everyone give way, when it fact they should be giving way...morons

[apalisoc_9]

Pull over op and move soon as they get out of their vehicle...

Thats what Ive been told. Only time so dude got so mad at me, he started throwing his food on my vehicle at the stoplight.

I though it was funny so i laughed at him. Bad move....he started chasing me around..So I drove to the police station. He couldnt do anything after.

I had to wait for half an hour just to make sure he wasnt waiting for me. Cops escorted me to one of the main road.

[Robz4000]

Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh

Should've offered him some road head.

Prime ST responses. I approve .

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Never with bikers, or, gypsies.

[spurraider21]

i usually just pull over and let them pass. if they stop behind me, then just wait for them to get out of the car and then drive away

Pull over op and move soon as they get out of their vehicle...

Thats what Ive been told.

[DJR210]

One, avoid it altogether by driving correctly and courteously. If that's still not good enough I just take the high road if somebody wants to try and act hard on the road.. Not trying to get caught up over some petty ass . Funny one though this chick punked the outta me recently.. I shot her the finger after her dumb ass didn't bother a simple ass yield, so she responds by taking her finger and sucking it like a at me. I literally had no comeback to that .

As for the OP, you should have signaled him to follow you to somewhere close (if possible) and have a few friends ready to beat the out of him as a good surprise.. It's just a roll of the dice as far as whether he has a gun

Should've offered him some road head.

Right or wrong I always put my hand over my heart.

Always defuses the situation.

some asshat was acting belligerent on the road because he zoomed up behind me in the passing lane before I could move over, so I gave him the sign of the cross.. The look on his face was great

I would have dragged him out of his car and kicked the living out of him, like an alpha, not some beta pussy you did. I guess being all anon on here you're a badass.

[Splits]

Take a train, tram, subway, or Uber.

driving.

[apalisoc_9]

Wish oir city have conveniet public transportation. I would stop driving and just rent a vehicle if I want to go camping.

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Take a train, tram, subway, or Uber.

driving.

You, you'd I'd make an exception & an example out of. I'd take that driver you bought me and make a fudgesicle out of ya.

[Splits]

You, you'd I'd make an exception & an example out of. I'd take that driver you bought me and make a fudgesicle out of ya.

And after your 'Nam-dodging old ass fantasy ends with you trying to step to me, I'd snatch that driver out of your decrepit hands, roll your fat wife in flour so I could find the poophole, shove it up, and feed you the corn-infested excrement drip by drip.

Now off.

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And after your 'Nam-dodging old ass fantasy ends with you trying to step to me, I'd snatch that driver out of your decrepit hands, roll your fat wife in flour so I could find the poophole, shove it up, and feed you the corn-infested excrement drip by drip.

Now off.

You want nary part of the snow man, mother er.

[Splits]

You want nary part of the snow man, mother er.

I'd two-piece you on sight, make Childs look like an amateur.

Now, go dig up those 50 year old Polaroids of your fat wife when she was just under 200 large and rub one out.

[StrengthAndHonor]

I'd two-piece you on sight, make Childs look like an amateur.

Now, go dig up those 50 year old Polaroids of your fat wife when she was just under 200 large and rub one out.

Hey man, this ain't your sandbox. Now please...

[chunticakes]

nearly hit a rolls royce the other day..fkn punjabe clown was at the intersection waiting for a open in the incomming traffic..

the incomming traffic has 2 lanes with 1 lane next to the side curb usually have morons parking their cars, the right hand lane u can turn right or go straight ahead, so there was 3 cars station waiting for open traffic to turn right, aka with the rolls royce indian clown sitting opposite direction also want to turn right....so i sneak behind those station cars in the left hand open land and speed up to the intersection, then avoided that fkn indian **** who has half his head getting ready to turn when he should be still giving way for incomming traffic b4 he decides to turn...what a fkn idiot...

dont get me started when fkn clowns coming out of a parking spot, who dont check the side mirrors of any upcomming traffic from the drivers side or passengers side, they just steer their head out hoping everyone give way, when it fact they should be giving way...morons

I didn't know people with Down Syndrome could drive.

[TDMVPDPOY]

if u dont know how to drive, u have no business driving

then why is google trying to introduced driverless cars for those clowns...take the bus clowns

[Koolaid_Man]

To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to... he will bail in a heart beat

[Seventyniner]

I didn't know people with Down Syndrome could post.

Fixed.

[rastaspur]

I tell them everyting gonna be alright and blow ganja smoke into the other drivers car cab. It usually works.

[whitemamba]

I speed to save lives, if im not in the way I cant hurt you. On the other hand driving in Irvine, CA aka Asian City USA, I wish I had an RPG strapped on the side of my car to blast these ers, because they are the worst. People in cali in general have no clue how to operate a motor vehicle. If you drive on the freeway here for 5 minutes, you know exactly what im talking about.

[chunticakes]

Fixed.

You'd be surprised.

[I. Hustle]

To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to... he will bail in a heart beat

sssoooooo fake

[StrengthAndHonor]

To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to... he will bail in a heart beat

I buy khakis and oxford shirts at GAP and I drive a Lexus IS, I really dont think your advice will work here...

[Arcadian]

Just laugh at the situation and move on with my day.

[Killakobe81]

if somebody's tailing you, NEVER drive to your place of residence

This. stay somewhere public away for your "spot".