OT: How do you guys deal with road rage, tbh?

[Killakobe81]

You can be an asshole at times.. But dam

This.

[Koolaid_Man]

Honestly, its ing shameful. I feel like 75% of traffic is caused by idiots braking too early, or not knowing how to change lanes, or they just get into sheer panic mode because everyone is driving over 60mph. The worst one is this though, the very left lane, its meant for people going the fastest. I see dumb s going 50, people having to move around that idiot is so dangerous, people don't look while changing lanes, not using signal etc.. which leads to accidents. We need to make the driving age 21-70 and thats it tbh, and put asian people through a special course.

I had some crazy ghetto black go off on me in a burger king drive through ....she she thought I was taking too long to order so she speed past me to the drive through window to place her order....I was like you balded head ho you....she got out of her car walk towards me didn't say but rolled her eyes and picked something up off the ground..I have no idea what it was.....at any rate as she was walking away I saw her ass and was like got dayum.. that fine..it was a perfect ass...it did something to me and I knew I had to go in......so I said hey I'm sorry I apologize baby..let me pay for your cheeseburger and fries......and I got her phone number and a week later I was ming in her ass..... with a condom on of course I only in white girls asses with no condom....occasionally

[baseline bum]

I was legit shocked, I've never seen so many people drive BELOW the limit on a freeway. My blood pressure rises whenever I'm on the US 101.

Lucky you. Drive the 101 in LA and about the only time the traffic is thin enough to drive the speed limit is 2AM tbh.

[StrengthAndHonor]

He was attacked by notebooks?

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword, but I'd rather face the pen.

That fatboy humor ha ha ha...

[Killakobe81]

That fatboy humor ha ha ha...

Yep. I dont know how to spell essay tbh ... and that is what android stuck in there and i rolled with it.

[TDMVPDPOY]

FCK roadrage, how about passenger rage...dont u hate fkn mutts who sit in ur car thinkn its their car or dont give a what they do in your car

- swinging doors wide open when gettin in and shutting it hard
- without looking outside the window b4 swinging open the door to get out...fkn mutts
- dirty fkn shoes inside ur car or trying to clean their with ur car mats wtf
- changing the radio/music, or pluggin their iphone/droid crap into the iux for their own ty music
- princess at ude while inside ur car...fck that do a u-turn or tell them to get out aint driving ur around
- singing to ur fav tune, wtf...some ppl just want to listen to their without being interrupted or hearing passenger talk/sing

[Thread]

FCK roadrage, how about passenger rage...dont u hate fkn mutts who sit in ur car thinkn its their car or dont give a what they do in your car

- swinging doors wide open when gettin in and shutting it hard
- without looking outside the window b4 swinging open the door to get out...fkn mutts
- dirty fkn shoes inside ur car or trying to clean their with ur car mats wtf
- changing the radio/music, or pluggin their iphone/droid crap into the iux for their own ty music
- princess at ude while inside ur car...fck that do a u-turn or tell them to get out aint driving ur around
- singing to ur fav tune, wtf...some ppl just want to listen to their without being interrupted or hearing passenger talk/sing

Or, a mutt who s in your car:::The children and I adopted her, but, had to bring her back in a fortnight with a stool sample. er wouldn't , but, I took her over anyway for the check out. I don't know how the it happened, but, I get there, take her out of the back seat, take her inside. "Where's the stool sample, sir?"

"She wouldn't go. I'm sorry."

"You'll have to bring one back tomorrow, sir. We have to have it."

"Fine."

They check her out. I leash her back up and go out to the Olds. Open the back door to let her in and there sits a pile of soft serve on the cloth seat. Wet and perfectly formed. And white because she was upset. I swear to God it was not there, I'd a seen it.

me.

That in' dog.

[DMC]

Yep. I dont know how to spell essay tbh ... and that is what android stuck in there and i rolled with it.

You spelled essay correctly.

[DMC]

That fatboy humor ha ha ha...

That's chicken retort. Are you looking out your blinds right now?

[SpursforSix]

Or, a mutt who s in your car:::The children and I adopted her, but, had to bring her back in a fortnight with a stool sample. er wouldn't , but, I took her over anyway for the check out. I don't know how the it happened, but, I get there, take her out of the back seat, take her inside. "Where's the stool sample, sir?"

"She wouldn't go. I'm sorry."

"You'll have to bring one back tomorrow, sir. We have to have it."

"Fine."

They check her out. I leash her back up and go out to the Olds. Open the back door to let her in and there sits a pile of soft serve on the cloth seat. Wet and perfectly formed. And white because she was upset. I swear to God it was not there, I'd a seen it.

me.

That in' dog.

Great name for a band. Stool Sample. But it would be Stul with an umlaut. And a "z" instead of an "s" in "sample".

Ha...now it sounds like someones name.

Hi, meet my friend Stul Zample.

ha...what if someones name was Stuart Sample.

Hi, I'm Stu Sample.

hahhaha

[DMC]

Great name for a band. Stool Sample. But it would be Stul with an umlaut. And a "z" instead of an "s" in "sample".

Ha...now it sounds like someones name.

Hi, meet my friend Stul Zample.

ha...what if someones name was Stuart Sample.

Hi, I'm Stu Sample.

hahhaha

"Hi, I'm Scatman Stu Sample"

[SpursforSix]

"Hi, I'm Scatman Stu Sample"

Nice to meet you. I'm Lou Stools.

[DMC]

Nice to meet you. I'm Lou Stools.

This is my college colleague, Dean Gil Berry.

[SpursforSix]

This is my college colleague, Dean Gil Berry.

oh...have you met Anal Warts and her friend Penis Lick?

[whitemamba]

I had some crazy ghetto black go off on me in a burger king drive through ....she she thought I was taking too long to order so she speed past me to the drive through window to place her order....I was like you balded head ho you....she got out of her car walk towards me didn't say but rolled her eyes and picked something up off the ground..I have no idea what it was.....at any rate as she was walking away I saw her ass and was like got dayum.. that fine..it was a perfect ass...it did something to me and I knew I had to go in......so I said hey I'm sorry I apologize baby..let me pay for your cheeseburger and fries......and I got her phone number and a week later I was ming in her ass..... with a condom on of course I only in white girls asses with no condom....occasionally

Why don't you in black chicks? #blackvaginasmatter

[StrengthAndHonor]

That's chicken retort. Are you looking out your blinds right now?

Hey man, that was a life threatening situation. I don't mind being called a P word for that.

[DMC]

Hey man, that was a life threatening situation. I don't mind being called a P word for that.

Life threatening... just because it's a confrontation. Pussy.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Life threatening... just because it's a confrontation. Pussy.

Dude, his freaking veins were popping out tbh. And remember that Rape meme? The one with the older African American fella? He looks exactly like that, I am not ting on you man.

[DMC]

So you got skeered off by a driver because he was black.

[Spurs9]

I always let it go and don't engage tbh

[Sean Cagney]

Curse a few times, then just move on.

[The_Coyote]

I turn down my music and take five deep, relaxing breaths. Just focusing on the breathing (and driving, of course).

This steadies my hand for that moment when I catch up to them and shoot their tires out from underneath them.

[StrengthAndHonor]

I'm telling you guys. It seems as if road rage has been making the news far too often lately. This is an epidemic.

Be safe y'all...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.ab663ddb8bb7

[StrengthAndHonor]

So you got skeered off by a driver because he was black.

Race baiting. Give it a rest.