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Probably rugby. Have the size and body type for it, though I'd have to be in WAY better shape for sevens.
I already have you down for the Male Anus Lick and Ball Grab team event.
Probably rugby. Have the size and body type for it, though I'd have to be in WAY better shape for sevens.
ah...I should have said, you'd be good in the Clean and Jerk Off.
That still doesn't make sense. Is there one line of multiple Ibaka bangers or multiple lines of individual Ibakas?Ok, let me clarify.
No, you are not standing in line, you are in noway participating in this event. But, a gang of Serge Ibaka lookin niggras are in line, and you are running back and forth between THE lines trying to get a peek cuck style at them plowin your EXs womb and greased up balloon knot.
I mean, you could have gone with some kind of relay team, or syncronized plowing. ...so many different ways to go instead of that mess
You went to TekaTek figure it out. Did you pass the star test?
How bout the WR for cuckage?
LOL..............exactly.
come home from work to a gang of Jordans taken off by the door
Lol
Also lol at the things you guys think up and then put to photo shop
soccer.
Also, you guys wouldn't have a chance in at hitting a fastball.
I have to agree with Blake on this one. You aren't even trying. You are naming football positions and that's not an Olympic event.
You should go with 200 men freestyle or the Dong jump
WR = World Record
Oh ookk I get you now. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I still would have gone with a witty spin on an actual event. Like... Field Cucky or Lacucksse or Modern Cucktanthalon
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What about, Taecuckdo? Or Synccucknzed Swimming?
Also, don't forget the innuendos with rowing.
https://www.quora.com/What-positions...dard-crew-teamIf the cox doesn't meet the requirements, they will have to carry a sandbag with the difference. Females can cox on men's teams (common) and males can cox on women's teams (rare).
The rower sitting closest to the stern is called the the stroke (in an 8+, he/she will be facing the coxswain); he/she is the one who controls (should control) the rhythm and change in rhythm of the boat. The rower sitting in the bow is sometimes called the bowman. The seats are numbered from the bow: bow (sometimes "1'), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, stroke (sometimes called "8"). The coxswain is sometimes numbered as 9.
Sand Cuckageball
Cuck and Field
Cucknastics
Cucklifting
Cuckwando
Better. Not quite there yet... but much... yep... better
Wrestling.
My junior year of high school I was talked into wrestling our league heavyweight champ who went to my school. I held my own and was actually stronger. Bu, being a footballer my cardio was subpar compared to his. So after about 10 minutes of shoving each other around I had to concede, I was totally tuckered out.
I had been approached by the wrestling coachs a couple of times, I always...nay!
If I'd been in wrestling shape I think I could have beat the champ. I was always great at wrestling.
I'm talking about now fatty. If I could go back in time, I could have played basketball.
Who cares what you're talking about? I don't. Anyone who thinks he could run a sub 20.00 in middle school, hahahaha~~~~~~~~
You'd have to have been a 10.00 100m sprinter to run a sub 20.00. The HS record is 10.00.
I doubt I ran a sub 10 100. My guess is I accelerated and ran faster the second half of the 200.
You actually believe that don't you?
Do you know anything at all about sprinting?
I know that you don't start off at your top speed. So my second half of the 200 is faster than the first.
SFS schooling avante on track and field as per par
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