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It's a long story. But basically because of my time in the 200m in middle school (19.8-20.1), it's come to everyone's attention that I'm an expert in lots of things.
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It's a long story. But basically because of my time in the 200m in middle school (19.8-20.1), it's come to everyone's attention that I'm an expert in lots of things.
No, Sfor6 knows way more about track and field
He knows track & Field, football and dem Blues. He just doesn't know much about BBQ.
Plus I didn't do what he did to those kids that he did that to.
We don't know that.
Well...all we have to go by is his admission. So I guess you're technically right. But that's a crazy gag to want to pull off.
a) Hey...I got your nose!
b) Tony Parker is getting traded.
c) It smells like updog in here.
d) I was in Olongapo and had sex with some children.
In order to be a new Avante a guy would need his........... Avante Wannabe Kit.
That would consist of.
6000 CD's, everything from African tribal music to Rap, Soul, R&B, Appalachian Hicks, Rockabilly, Oldies, Reggae, Prewar Blues, Postwar Blues, Rock & Roll, Country, Alternative.
20,000 football cards
10,000 books, everything ya can imagine, other than....romance novels. 12 huge books on the blues, 22 books on Islam, about that many on the black experience.
Track & Field News magazine since 1966.
Home gym.
Started following football, rasslin, track in the late 50's early 60's.
You'd need to be able to do a mean James Brown impersonation.
Play the harmonica.
And have everything all wrapped up on a 6-2 275 pound frame of twisted railroad steel.
When ya walk into a bar all the guys get out of your way, the s and ladies give that... he's yummy...look.
As we can see it's not easy being Avante, that's why there is only one.
Oh yeah, they'd have to be able to do this.
Setting a mood.
Last edited by Avante; 08-17-2016 at 03:56 PM.
Avante Wannabe Kit:
Bunch of magazines
Buckets of guilt
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Hey Avante, what would a great mix of old hillbillie music look like?
Hey ya go half pint.
Frank Hutchison
Clarence Ashley
B.F. Shelton...in all his songs somebody is getting killed.
Dock Boggs
John Hammond
Bayless Rose
Charlie Poole
Justice
The Skillet Lickers
Blind Alfred Reed
Jimmie Rodgers
The Callahan Bros
Asa Martin
The Carter Family
The great Darby & Tarlton
Human nature, hahaha~~~~~~~
poster..I'm tall, dark and handsome.
other....bull !
other...liar!
other...yeah right.
then it's...
poster...I;m short, fat and stupid.
other..nailed it!
other..you got it!
other...bingo~~~~~~~
It is funny watching how people act, ha~~~~~~~~ The fun I have is watching people when it hits them...."damn, he does know all that stuff, now what?". Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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That was great, how about something about laying in bed and thinking of her?
No problem slick.
There we have it, yep I nailed it AGAIN.
Avante also said he was tall dark and handsome. Do I know human nature or what?
When I sold insurance I always showed people three plans, one $$$$$$$, one $$$$ and one $. It's human nature to go with..$..if they have options. If ya show them just one, the only place to back off to is don't take anything. With choices.....well.
I;m going to break this fake SFS from running his mouth about being some EXPERT when its so damn obvious the cat would get lost in the shower.
Watch how this will either be totally ignored or there will be some bull reason as to why it can't be answered other than..."I don't know".
SFS, Im calling ya out little man, time to cool your shuckin' n' jivin' and step up to the plate and swing for the fences.
Either answer these questions or tell me...."I lied about being an EXPERT"....got it?
1. Give me the last name.
Blind Willie......
Blind....
Blind Boy....
Blind Willie....
Blind Joe...........
Blind Mamie.........
Blind Tom......
2. Give me the names of 8 USC RB;s who had a 1000 yard season in the NFL.
3. Give me the names of 8 sub 10.10 sprinters who played in the NFL.
4. Give me the names of 20 Olympians who played pro football.
5. These are rasslin' tagteams. Give me the individual names.
The Grahams
The Neilsons
The Fargos
The Lisowskis
The Stanlees
The Von Brauners
The Freebirds
The Von Stroheims
The Sharpes
The Torres Bros
6. We had Conan, we had Hercules, now give me 10 more literary heros in primitive times
7. Give me 10 Mississippi Delta blues cats.
8. Give me 10 movie monsters
9. The All Time All White 100m, 8 lanes.
10. This is the nickname for who?
"Bullet"
"Nigerian Nightmare"
"Thunder"
"The Truck"
"The Tank"
"Crazy Legs"
"Skeets"
"Bouncey"
"The Horse"
"Bam"
"The Mad Stork"
"Squirmin' "
"Super Gnat"
"The Mad Bomber"
"The Snake"
Come on guy, stop running like a coward, ok?
Here's what this FAKE will do, yep.....nothing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I first got into football it looked like this.
NFL West
LA Rams
Detroit Lions
Baltimore Colts
Dallas Cowboys
Green Bay Packers
Chicago Bears
San Francisco 49ers
East
Philly Eagles
Wash Redskins
Pitt Steelers
NY Giants
Cleveland Browns
St.Louis Cardinals
Afl West
LA Chargers
Oakland Raiders
Dallas Texans
Denver Broncos
East
Buffalo Bills
Boston Patriots
NY ans
Houston Oilers
That is what a dummy like SFS is up against.
Last edited by Avante; 08-17-2016 at 08:17 PM.
Does he children or something?
Nah...he's like a less creepy, more knowledgeable version.
Where did does that silliness come from? Show me where ya get stupid like that at. Why lie?
Well then how come the guy never answers anything I ask him? Yep, he can't~
pretty much
lol forums... getting sucked into them sucks and i have been down that road before yrs back. best to just stfu and give your occassional 2 cents from time to time. nothing but hard ass thugs around these parts. lol
Geez, you want him to do all your work for you?
See how easy this is for a real EXPERT?
Either answer these questions or tell me...."I lied about being an EXPERT"....got it?
1. Give me the last name.
Blind Willie......Walker
Blind....Blake
Blind Boy....Fuller
Blind Willie....McTell
Blind Joe...........Taggard
Blind Mamie.........Forehand
Blind Tom......Dorsey
2. Give me the names of 8 USC RB;s who had a 1000 yard season in the NFL.
Mike Garrett
O.J.Simpson
Charles White
Sam Cunningham
Ricky Bell
Marcus Allen
Reggie Bush
Lendale White
3. Give me the names of 8 sub 10.10 sprinters who played in the NFL.
Bob Hayes
Darrel Green
Kolby Listenbee
Alvis Whitted
Ron Brown
Sam Graddy
Trindon Holliday
Jacoby Ford
4. Give me the names of 20 Olympians who played pro football.
Milt Campbell
Bo Roberson
Glenn Davis
Jim Thorpe
Ollie Matson
Trendon Jackson
Bob Hayes
Henry Carr
Michael Bates
Sam Graddy
Marquiz Goodwin
Johnny Jones
Ron Brown
Larry Burton
Gerald Tinker
Jeff Demps
Tommie Smith
Frank Budd
Ray Norton
Stone Johnson
5. These are rasslin' tagteams. Give me the individual names.
The Grahams...Jerry & Eddie
The Neilsons....Art & Stan
The Fargos...Jackie & Don
The Lisowskis...Reggie & Stan (Nielson)
The Stanlees...Steve & Bob
The Von Brauners....Kurt & Karl
The Freebirds...Michael Hayes, Buddy Roberts, Terry Gordy
The Von Stroheims....Kurt, Karl and Skull
The Sharpes...Mike & Ben
The Torres Bros...Alberto & Ramon
6. We had Conan, we had Hercules, now give me 10 more literary heros in primitive times
King Kull
Elric of Melniborn
Kane
Kyrik
Brak
Thongor
Solomon Kane
Sinbad
Cormac Mac Art
Brak Mak Morn
Red Sonja
7. Give me 10 Mississippi Delta blues cats.
Son House
Tommy Johnson
Robert Johnson
Muddy Waters
Ishman Bracey
Willie Brown
Kid Bailey
Rube Lacy
Mississippi Bracey
Bobby Grant
8. Give me 10 movie monsters
Rodan
King Kong
Godzilla
Wolfman
Mummy
Frankensteins monster
The Thing
THEM
Giant Gila Monster
Mothra
9. The All Time All White 100m, 8 lanes.
lane
1.Armin Hary WG
2.Allan Wells GB
3.Dave Sime USA
4.Christophe LeMaitre France
5.Valery Borzov USSR
6.Bobby Morrow USA
7.Hal Davis USA
8.Percy Williams Canada
10. This is the nickname for who?
"Bullet" Bob Hayes
"Nigerian Nightmare" Christian Okoye
"Thunder" Bill Thornton
"The Truck" Mack Lee Hill
"The Tank" Paul Younger
"Crazy Legs" Elroy Hirsh
"Skeets" Renaldo Nehemiah
"Bouncey" Jim Moore
"The Horse" Alan Ameche
"Bam" Morris
"The Mad Stork" Ted Hendricks
"Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis
"Super Gnat" Nolan Smith
"The Mad Bomber" Darly Lamonica
"The Snake" Kenny Stabler
It is funny watching these little s, hahahaha!!!!!!!!
what is chris hanson's best time in the 100?
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