I challenge IHustle to a simulated fight

[SpursforSix]

Here's how it will go. This post is the set up. We'll take turns posting our moves.

SFS walking down the street. IHustle walks out of shoe store and bums into him.

IHustle : Watch it, I'm getting shoes!
SFS : You're about to get fists.

Fight on.

Your turn.

[I. Hustle]

C'mon, slick. Now think. Are you really this stupid?

SFS... Let's fight
Hustle... These shoes is brand new, biznitch. Let me set them in my truck first.
SFS... . He's bigger than I thought. I like to watch him walk to his truck though. Must be jelly.
Hustle... WTF?! Were you checking me out, midget little guy slick?
SFS... No, sir
Hustle... *Roundhouse to the head*
SFS... zzzzzzzzz

[SpursforSix]

C'mon, slick. Now think. Are you really this stupid?

SFS... Let's fight
Hustle... These shoes is brand new, biznitch. Let me set them in my truck first.
SFS... . He's bigger than I thought. I like to watch him walk to his truck though. Must be jelly.
Hustle... WTF?! Were you checking me out, midget little guy slick?
SFS... No, sir
Hustle... *Roundhouse to the head*
SFS... zzzzzzzzz

You're not doing it right. Are you scared?
You just need to say "roundhouse"

[Avante]

I can see it now...

Avante...hahahahaha!!!
SFS...what's so funny?
I, Hustle...you're cute Avante

Avante...two little migets thinking they are bad, hahahaha~~~~~~~
SFS...I ran a 20.00 in middle school ya now.
I, Hustle...nice ass Avante.

Avante....sure ya did ya freak. Hey I, Hustle how many s have you sucked ya ing got?
SFS...you are twisted railroad steel, huh?
I, Hustle...a lot.

Avante...bored with you freaks, so get back to that slapping and hair pulling, hahahaha!!!!! See ya!

(I, Hustle watchs Avante walking away, he licks his lips)

[I. Hustle]

You're not doing it right. Are you scared?
You just need to say "roundhouse"

SUPER DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE WITH A TIGER BACKHAND

[SpursforSix]

SUPER DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE WITH A TIGER BACKHAND

Blocked.
Spinning Double Eagle Kick to your head.

[I. Hustle]

Hey, SFS what did that say? I'm ignoring his wannabe tough guy ass

[I. Hustle]

Blocked.
Spinning Double Eagle Kick to your head.

Recovered

Buddha's palm to the throat

[SpursforSix]

Hey, SFS what did that say? I'm ignoring his wannabe tough guy ass

I'm not reading it. I didn't invite him to a simulated fight.

[SpursforSix]

Recovered

Buddha's palm to the throat

Blocked.
Fits of fireball to you eyes.

[Avante]

Hey, SFS what did that say? I'm ignoring his wannabe tough guy ass

translation

Avante kicked my little ass, I got destroyed. I think I better stay in my weight division with little punks like SFS, I saw what happened when I tried to step up in class, yep, I took a beating. No more Avante for me, he's a ...BAD MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

I'm not reading it. I didn't invite him to a simulated fight.

translation

Dude, dealing with a monster like Avante is a whole other deal, let's keep it on the little guys level, ok?

[Avante]

Tom Molineaux won so much $$$$$ for his owner as a slave plantation fighter he ws granted his freedom. One of boxing really interesting stories.


Early life[edit]

Born into slavery in Virginia, Molineaux was trained by his father, also a fighter, as was Molineaux's twin brother.^[2] He boxed with other slaves to entertain plantation owners. Molineaux earned his owner a large sum of money in winnings on bets, was granted his freedom, and moved to England where he expected to be able to earn money as a professional boxer.
Career in Europe[edit]


Molineaux (left) vs Tom Cribb.


Molineaux's first fight in England was on 24 July 1810, beating Jack Burrows in 65 minutes. On 3 December 1810, having been trained by Bill Richmond, another ex-slave turned boxer, Molineaux fought Tom Cribb at Shenington Hollow in Oxfordshire^[3] for the English le. According to the writer Pierce Egan, who was present, Molineaux stood five foot eight and a quarter inches tall, and for this fight weighed "fourteen stone two" (198 pounds (90 kg)).^[2] Egan wrote that few people, including Cribb, expected the fight to last very long; there was betting that Cribb would win in the first ten rounds.^[2] However, Molineaux proved a powerful and intelligent fighter and the two battered each other heavily. There was a disturbance in the 19th round as Molineaux and Cribb were locked in a wrestler's hold (legal under the rules of the time) so that neither could hit the other nor escape. The referee stood by, uncertain as to whether he should break the two apart, and the dissatisfied crowd pushed into the ring. In the confusion Molineaux hurt his left hand; Egan could not tell if it had been broken.^[2] There was also dispute over whether Cribb had managed to return to the line before the allowed 30 seconds had passed. If he had not, Molineaux would have won, but in the confusion the referee could not tell and the fight went on. After the 34th round Molineaux said he could not continue^[2] but his second persuaded him to return to the ring, where he was defeated in the 35th round.

The return fight on 28 September 1811 at Thistleton Gap in Rutland was watched by 15,000 people. Egan, who was present, said that both fighters "weighed less by more than a stone",^[2] which means Molineaux weighed at most 185 pounds (84 kg) for this fight. Molineaux, though still hitting Cribb with great power, was out-fought; Cribb broke his jaw and finally knocked him out in the 11th round.^[2] After the fight Richmond and Molineaux parted.

[Avante]

George "Little Chocolate" Dixon the first black to win a world championship in boxing was said to have had over 800 fights in his long career. Sometimes fighting two/three fights a day, that's amazing.

I highly recommend the best book on boxing there is....The Boxing Register...by james B. Roberts and Alexander G. Skutt. Amazing read.

My fav boxing names...

Kid Chocolate
Kid Gavilan
Tiger Flowers
Monk the Newsboy
Honey Mellody
Young Zulu Kid

[I. Hustle]

Sad when old people get senile.

[Avante]

Sad when old people get senile.

Yep, nothing more senile than knowing FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR more than your dumbass.


s on the internet, not good.

[Avante]

I, Hustle, let's do this, ok? I don't really like dealing with obvious s, ok? So how about we make this our last talk, ok? So cool following me around alright and I'll gladly ignore your got ass, ok?

[pgardn]

I, Hustle, let's do this, ok? I don't really like dealing with obvious s, ok? So how about we make this our last talk, ok? So cool following me around alright and I'll gladly ignore your got ass, ok?

You horned in on THEIR simulated fight you miserable piece of rotting rat lip.

Ok boys. Touch tongues and come out Bichnizzn.

[lil'mo]

Avante. Dominant in victory as always.

[SnakeBoy]

Let's speed this fight up.....

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Exhausted yet aroused from battle they then begin jerking each other off.

[Avante]

You horned in on THEIR simulated fight you miserable piece of rotting rat lip.

Ok boys. Touch tongues and come out Bichnizzn.

Avante owns your dumb ass doesn't he little fella? He is all you do here, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Avante. Dominant in victory as always.

I will confess I do wish these little s were more of a challenge. This is just too easy.

[Avante]

Getting back to fighting. This is as good as it gets.

As a kid growing up in the rough Third Ward in Houston, George Foreman as just a kid would walk up to grown men and..."give me 10 bucks or I'll kick your ass" and Ron Lyle was an ex-concict so we had two bad men in the ring.

I know a lot of you come here to just act stupid in hiding and never wanna read much or learn anything or watch any of these videos, I do think ya need to take a few minutes from the silliness and watch this one.

[Avante]

George "Little Chocolate" Dixon was the first black fighter to win a world championship, he did that in 1890 beating Nunc Wallace in 18 rounds (his fight prior to this was a 70 rounder.) Story goes he had over 800 fights in his 20 year career, but his official record shows 130 bouts. He a ton of 20 round or more fights.

Here he is at about the end of his career in 1906, check out that tiny ring, what a of an idea.

[Avante]

Anyone thinking a boxer stands a chance vs a wrestler is an idiot.