I challenge IHustle to a simulated fight

[I. Hustle]

Hey look at me! I'm a senile old man trying to bait people because I don't know about .

This guy talks so much thinking that nobody else knows how to google. Just because he likes to get oiled up with other men.

[Avante]

Here this little freak is bumping up my old threads and then talking about not being baited as he follows me around, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I failed to mention I'm also a boxing historian.

Imagine fights over 100 rounds, yep, that happened. They fought until one guy just couldn't any longer.

[SpursforSix]

Hey look at me! I'm a senile old man trying to bait people because I don't know about .

This guy talks so much thinking that nobody else knows how to google. Just because he likes to get oiled up with other men.

You just wasted your move.

So I did fits of fire to your eyes. You did nothing.
So right now, you can't see and you didn't counter.
My next move:

Badger kick to your groin.

[pgardn]

You just wasted your move.

So I did fits of fire to your eyes. You did nothing.
So right now, you can't see and you didn't counter.
My next move:

Badger kick to your groin.

He is now blind and sterile.

Round one ends.
Back to your corners gentlemen.

Avante, if you don't quit eyeing that little Asian kid in Row7 I swear to God I will put my hand down your throat and pull your saggy Fckn skeleton out of that tired old carcass. Now sit the down!

[Avante]

He is now blind and sterile.

Round one ends.
Back to your corners gentlemen.

Avante, if you don't quit eyeing that little Asian kid in Row7 I swear to God I will put my hand down your throat and pull your saggy Fckn skeleton out of that tired old carcass. Now sit the down!

The least sexiest women on earth are Asain women. And who in the wants to put up with some dumb kid?

Dude, just another young sailor in the bars, ok? Stop acting like the little dumb kids here about that, ok? Sailors have been ing bar s for thousands of years and nobody cares, ok?

Stupid, no way in there were 12-15 year old girls hustling drinks in any bars I was ever in, ok moron? And if there would have been does your dumbass really think any man is passing full grown by for kids, you really this stupid?

Dude, I'm really starting to see you as a dummy, just so ya know. And, cool the tough guy bull , it looks funny coming from a little like you, ok?

Grow up little man, ok?

[Monostradamus]

translation

Avante kicked my little ass, I got destroyed. I think I better stay in my weight division with little punks like SFS, I saw what happened when I tried to step up in class, yep, I took a beating. No more Avante for me, he's a ...BAD MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tp;dr

[pgardn]

Mr. Fuji is dead.

And round 2 never started.

[SpursforSix]

Preying Mantis Diarreah Quake to IHustle torso.

[pgardn]

Preying Mantis Diarreah Quake to IHustle torso.

He refuses to come out for the 2nd round.
Its all over. You retain the belt.

[I. Hustle]

I was watching the fight in my mind. Contemplating my next move while imagining what he was going to do. I have seen the outcome and I don't want any more blood spilled by my hands. He has a family. I simply could not allow his daughter to grow up without a father.

[SpursforSix]

I was watching the fight in my mind. Contemplating my next move while imagining what he was going to do. I have seen the outcome and I don't want any more blood spilled by my hands. He has a family. I simply could not allow his daughter to grow up without a father.

translation

There's no defense for Preying Mantis Diarreah Quake. I don't want to look bad so I'll try to back out.

But I'm OK with ending the fight as well. To carry it on would make everything awkward between us in the future.

I'll accept your surrender and we can move on.