Wow - I didn't realize Avante had the chops to get on Jeopardy

[140]

This will work.

Do not call me a pedo, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~

No

[140]

translation

I wish I could do that. Avante how do you do that? How about the best long jumper in the NFL?


Cool~~~


That would be the son of Long Beach long jumper/NFLer Terry Metcalf who jumped 25-111 himself.

Eric Metcalf Browns/Texas was a 27-8 jumper, no NFL player has ever jumper further and the league has had about a dozen athletes over 26 feet.

No

[Avante]

No

translation

Avante, you are DA MAN.

How about the fastest QB ever?

Cool~~~

That would be Curtis Conway who was a HS QB. He was a Cali State 100m champ and ran a 10.2 while at USC.

[Avante]

Come on little people, try to keep up.

Speaking of Terry Metcalf, most aren't aware of just how awesome the guy was.

[140]

translation

Avante, you are DA MAN.

How about the fastest QB ever?

Cool~~~

That would be Curtis Conway who was a HS QB. He was a Cali State 100m champ and ran a 10.2 while at USC.

No

[140]

Come on little people, try to keep up.

Speaking of Terry Metcalf, most aren't aware of just how awesome the guy was.

No

[Avante]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

, we need some dance music.



Joey Bosa just signed with the Chargers.

[140]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

, we need some dance music.

That must be your wet dream

[baseline bum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_o...nesPhilippines

Phillipines[edit]
The minimum age for consensual sex is 12 years. United States' Country Reports on Human Rights Practices lists the age of consent of Philippines as 12.[65] Sex with a child under 12 is considered rape.[66]

[Avante]

No

translation

Avante, as you can see I have the hots for you big guy, as everyone can see I come here because of you. Why are you so damn sexy?


Hmmm? I make this kind of impact on most people, the guys wanna be like Avante, the women want Avante. You really can't help yourself little man, ok?

[I. Hustle]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

, we need some dance music.

[Avante]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_o...nesPhilippines

Phillipines[edit]
The minimum age for consensual sex is 12 years. United States' Country Reports on Human Rights Practices lists the age of consent of Philippines as 12.[65] Sex with a child under 12 is considered rape.[66]

translation

So as Avante was saying, that is a totally different world over there. And it is a shame our servicemen weren't told of just how different.

But, the drinking age was 18, so to think bars hired underage kids to hustle drinks, nay!

[Avante]

I,Hustle

translation

Whatcha got Avante?

[I. Hustle]

[I. Hustle]

[Avante]

[140]

translation

Avante, as you can see I have the hots for you big guy, as everyone can see I come here because of you. Why are you so damn sexy?


Hmmm? I make this kind of impact on most people, the guys wanna be like Avante, the women want Avante. You really can't help yourself little man, ok?

No

[Avante]

No

translation


How about some Chuck Berry?


Cool~~~~

[Avante]

I need to toss some fuel on the fire.


DO NOT CALL ME PEDO ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~~

[I. Hustle]

Here's a fun fact. That song wasn't written by Gary Puckett or any member of the Union Gap. It was written by Jerry Fuller who was a producer at Columbia Records. Jerry Fuller is yep... a registered sex offender now.

[140]

translation


How about some Chuck Berry?


Cool~~~~

No

[SpursforSix]

translation

So as Avante was saying, that is a totally different world over there. And it is a shame our servicemen weren't told of just how different.

But, the drinking age was 18, so to think bars hired underage kids to hustle drinks, nay!

[SpursforSix]

[I. Hustle]

[I. Hustle]