Wow - I didn't realize Avante had the chops to get on Jeopardy

[Avante]

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Why don't you believe I ran a 20.00 maybe faster Avante?

Little man, what about....

HS record is 20.09
Texas HS record is 20.13
The Olympic silver medal was won in 20.03

...doesn't your dumb ass get?

Stupid, what about Jesse Owens and Bob Hayes never broke 20.4 don't you get?

Stupid, if any kid runs a 20.00 that will be talked about in Track & Field News magazine, trust me.


So stop lying, ok?

[140]

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Why don't you believe I ran a 20.00 maybe faster Avante?

Little man, what about....

HS record is 20.09
Texas HS record is 20.13
The Olympic silver medal was won in 20.03

...doesn't your dumb ass get?

Stupid, what about Jesse Owens and Bob Hayes never broke 20.4 don't you get?

Stupid, if any kid runs a 20.00 that will be talked about in Track & Field News magazine, trust me.


So stop lying, ok?

No

[Avante]

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Avante, what song would be the best example of ...hillbillie.

Here ya go slick.

[Avante]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~

[140]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~

No

[I. Hustle]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~

tp;dr

[Avante]

No

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Avante, I love you. Yep, I'm gay.

[Avante]

tp;dr

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Avante, what tune is the best example of classic country?

Here ya go sonny.

[benefactor]

[SpursforSix]

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Avante, what tune is the best example of classic country?

Here ya go sonny.

[Avante]

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Avante, what is your take on Paul Anderson.

Hmmm? To lift what he did back in his day, damn~ If he;d had what these guys today have no telling what he could have put up, it could have got crazy. A 300 pound one arm lift back then is incredible,

[Avante]

SFS

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Ok Ok ok, I lied about running a 20.00 or faster, ok? I lie a lot alright?

[Avante]

I get that the Avante Experience is the highlight for some of you here, yes he is by far the most interesting poster, but he have some business $$$$$$$ to take care of.

Don't worry, he;ll be back.

[chunticakes]

Mah 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work.

[140]

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Avante, I love you. Yep, I'm gay.

That's wishful thinking on your part


and no

[140]

Mah 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work.

[Avante]

Mah 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work.

no

[Avante]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.

[clambake]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.

we are very knowledgable about what you did to inspire this thread.

[Avante]

we are very knowledgable about what you did to inspire this thread.

What was that?

[Aztecfan03]

Keep up the good work 140.

[Avante]

Keep up the good work 140.

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can show off.

[140]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.

No

[140]

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can show off.

No

[pgardn]

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can

No.

You have diarrhea all on your own.

"Talking about old time heels..."

No. No we were not talking about old time heels.
*NOW you are fed. Fetch doggie.*