20 man Battle Royal

[Avante]

Little people, pay attention.

When it come to the...

who
what
where
when

...I'm your guy here when it comes to.

all levels of football
rasslin'
origins of boxing
track and field
blues
music in general
literature
movies
body building

...no need to fight it, embrace it and learn something.

[Avante]

I have some business to take care off pertaining to some property I own up above the lake. I'll be staying up there for about a week. So you little s are on your own, I know I know....BORING~~~~~~~~~~

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

My MIL has a dog named Millie, she doesn't like yodelling.

My MIL spent the night at our house, she was sick. So I spent the night at her place dog sitting. We have dogs and not sure how'd they treat Millie so she can't come over.

Anyway....

I always take some music and something to read when I dog sit. Millie has never commented on the music before, until she heard this.....




....Millie started barking and trying to attack the stereo, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So I took out that tape that had a lot of yodelling on it (Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, Patsy Montana etc) and put in this....



Millie likes Billy D and the Hoodoos

[Avante]

Since a lot of you find this sailors in foreign bars thing to be captivating, at least get it right.

I only set foot in Viet Nam when my time was up and I had to be shipped home to be discharged. So stop this stupid....Viet Nam girls. I was heloed off a cruiser, shot off an aircraft carrier, I was on a C-5, a bus, a train, and finally a 747, it took me two weeks to get home. I walked in the door of my parents home on Christmas morning, they didn't know I was coming. Yep just like in the movies.

I was 19-22 when I hit those Olongapo, Singapore, Bangkok, Tokyo, Hong Kong/Kowloon, bars. If there were any young kids in those bars I never saw any of them. Ya cant figure out those bars made their $$$$ selling liqour. So they hire little kids who can't legally drink...huh????

I do have fun watching you little idiots, so stupid it's comical.

This all started when I talked about how wrong it was for the navy not to let us kids in on what was going on over there with the sex slavery thing. How that became....."you pedo"...I have no idea. But being the IQ level here is rock bottom I should have known better to have talked about that...:"here"...in stupidville.

[Avante]

Another 20 Man Battle Royal

Masked rasslers.

Torbellino Blanco
Mil Mascaras
Rey Misterio Jr.
Prince Puma
The Destroyer
The Zebra Kid
The Masked Superstar
Mr Wrestling
Dr. X
The Rebel
The Medics
The Assasins
The Interns
The Executioners
El Toro
Angel of Death

German 20 Man Battle Royal

Waldo Von Erich
Fritz Von Goring
Hans Herman
The Great Mortier
Karl Von Hess
The Von Stroheims
The Von Brauners
Fritz Von Erich
Hans Schmidt
Karl Von Krupp
Baron Von Raschke
Karll Von Brock
Karl Von Schoberg
Horst Hoffman
The Von Stigers
Eric Froelich

Cowboys and Indians 20 Man Battle Royal

Cowboy Hutton
Don Eagle
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Blackjack Mullighan
Chief Big Heart
Jay Strongbow
Tanaka
Cowboy Bill Watts
Black Bart
Outlaw Ron Bass
Billy White Wolf
Tex McKenzise
Wahoo McDaneil
The Youngbloods
The Daltons
Blackjack Lanza
Stan "Lariet" Hansen
Dustin Rhodes

[Avante]

54 more killed today because of Islam.

I cannot believe we still have a few idiots that will...."just a few radicals".

I hold a Koran right here in my hand, I bet I can randomly open it up and there will be something about violence.

Here goes.


page53

And let not those grieve you who vie with one another in denying the truth: it is God's will that they will have no share in the life to come, a severe punishment awaits them.

Let's do one more.

Randomly finding page 131

Know that God is severe in exacting retribution.


One more, page 312

We shall drive them to a harsh punishment.

Ok it's like this.

Mohammad (and his army) would come up on people who were not Muslims. Because there weren't they became the wrong doers. As if they were doing something wrong. They were the enemy of Islam simply by having another faith.

Is that a load of bull or what?

The Koran is loaded down with PUNISH PUNISH PUNISH and then...PUNISH. It's crazy the amount of violence found there, it's amazing.

One last page.

page 314

As for those who defy God, their home shall be the fire.

Everywhere ya look, something about some kind of ....PUNISHMENT, KILL. FIRE, CHOP, BURN.

It's incredible the anount of violence we see in the Koran.

Way back in the day we had bare knuckle boxing, and football with no face masks. It didn't take too long to figure out that wasn't going to work, way to dangerous. Yet here sits the Koran trying to peddle 7th century methods of doing things in a world nothing like the 7th century. It is time for somebody to...."people people people, all that about killing, chopping is for a primitive world, ok ya ing idiot? Forget all that primitive ...ok? This is 2016, we know longer ride around on camels raiding caravans.....ok?"

[Avante]

So how many have died today because of some mentally re ed raghead from the 7th century?

[Avante]

Setting a mood.

[Avante]

Getting back to the rasslin'

Brother tagteams real or imagined.

Dr. Jerry & Eddie Graham the first WWWF World Champions
John & Chris Tolos
Lou & Red Bastien
Joe & Guy Brunetti
Some combos of the Guerroro clan with Gory, Chavo, Mondo, Hector, Chavo Jr and Eddie
Kurt & Karl Von Brauner
Mad Dog & Butcher Vachon
Paul & Joe LeDuc
Nick & Jerry Kozak
Matt & Jeff Hardy
Jay & Jimmy Uso
Jack & Jim Dalton
Art & Stan Neilson
Jimmy & Johnny Valiant
Gene & Bob Stanlee
Dustin & Cody Rhodes
Kerry & Kevin Von Erich
Mike & Ben Sharpe
Ramon & Alberto Torres
Kurt & Karl Von Stroheim
Boris & Karol Kalmikoff
Doc & Mike Gallagher
Scott & Rick Steiner
Reggie & Stan Lisowski
Johnny & Scott Weaver
George & Sonny Scott
Ray & Roy Shires
Gene & Ole Anderson
Sputnik & Rocket Monroe

So who did I miss?


Some of the great combo tag teams.

Ray Stevens & Nick Bockwinkle
The Roadwarriors
the Brusier & Crusher Lisowski
The Dudley Boys
The Freebirds
Nikita & Ivan Koloff
Demolitian
The Warlord & The Barbarian
Handsome Johnny Barend & Magnificent Maurice
Antonio Rocca & Vitorio Apollo
Mitzu Arwakawa & Kenji Shibuya
Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas
Dusty Rhodes & Dirty Murdoch
Skull Murphy & Brute Bernard
The Scufflin' Hillbillies
The Kentuckians
The Hart Foundation
The Midnight Rockers
The Rock & Roll Express
The Midnight Express

[Thread]

Getting back to the rasslin'


Some of the great combo tag teams.

The Hart Foundation

That's fine stuff. The way the announcers would pronounce Jim "The Anvil" Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidhart. I'd wait for it every time & every time they'd do it. It never grew old.

The way Bret Hart would lean back in the corner so they could remove his sunglasses. LOL.

Jimmy and that bull horn. And the way he would flail his arms about would make a striking sight. It was key because he was a small fellow.

Good days.

[Avante]

That's fine stuff. The way the announcers would pronounce Jim "The Anvil" Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidhart. I'd wait for it every time & every time they'd do it. It never grew old.

The way Bret Hart would lean back in the corner so they could remove his sunglasses. LOL.

Jimmy and that bull horn. And the way he would flail his arms about would make a striking sight. It was key because he was a small fellow.

Good days.

Neidhart was a shot putter from UCLA, as ya know Brett from the first family of Canadian rasslin'. Loved that laugh of Neidharts and as ya mentioned the cool of Brett.

Jimmy Hart was in what rock band?

[Avante]

The Pre 1970 Top 10.

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
4.Verne Gagne
5.Killer Kowalski
6.Fred Blassie
7.The Sheik
8.Antonio Rocca
9. the Brusier
10.Edouard Carpentier

Post 1970

1.Hulk Hogan
2. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
3."Superstar" Billy Graham
4.Dusty Rhodes
5.Pedro Morales
6.Jack Brisco
7.Bob Baklund
8.Dory Funk Jr.
9.Harley Race
10.Jerry "Kng" Lawler

Top 10 Not mentioned Above

1.John Cena
2.Triple H
3.Nick Bockwinkle
4.Fritz Von Erich
5.Ray Stevens
6.Randy "Macho Man" Savage
7.Shawn Michaels
8.Stonecold Steve Austin
9.Terry Funk
10.The Destroyer

But where are....


"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Andre the Giant
The Rock
Johnny Valentine
Crusher Lisowski
Don Leo Jonathan
Bobo Brazil
Gene Kiniski
Randy Orton
Gorgeous George
Ed "Strangler" Lewis

[Avante]

My first memories of the rasslin' was sitting on the floor next to my granny in her rocker., the big thing was don't knock over her spit can, she chewed snuff. I can still hear her...."he's pulling his trunks ref, he's pulling his trunks". She thought it was real and at that time so did I.

She couldn't stand this guy, she hated him.

[pgardn]

1. Nutria
2. Fire Ants
3. Giant Salvinia
4. Zebra Mussels
5. Asian Carp
6. Black Tiger Shrimp
7. Hydrilla
8. Feral Hogs
9. African Bees
10. Asian Clam

[Avante]

Colin Kaepernick is real lucky he isn't playing for me. If he were he'd be given this option.....

Avante....have a seat Colin, ok here's the deal. You will stand for our National Anthem, got it? If ya don't you will be gone, now do we have an understanding?
Colin....well...
Avante (holding up a hand to stop him)....don't care what you have to say. You stand or it's see ya, now go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To think I drove over 50 miles to make a trade with a buddy who had a few Kaepernick rookie cards.

[140]

Colin Kaepernick is real lucky he isn't playing for me. If he were he'd be given this option.....

Avante....have a sit Colin, ok here's the deal. You will stand for out National Anthem, got it? If ya don't you will be gone, now do we have an understanding?
Colin....well...
Avanye (holding up a hand to stop him)....don't care what you have to say. You stand or it's see ya, now go.

lol

shut the up old got

[Avante]

lol

shut the up old got

So glad you are here, I need guys like you. Ya keep me at the top of the page and I can work my translations off your dumb ass. Just try to keep up, ok?

These threads are me showing off and exposing the dumbasses here like you.

[140]

So glad you are here, I need guys like you. Ya keep me at the top of the page and I can work my translations off your dumb ass. Just try to keep up, ok?

These threads are me showing off and exposing the dumbasses here like you.

No

[Avante]

I know what all of you are thinking....."that 140 is dumber than a rock, oh yes idiot just keep bumping him up and playing into his....translation silliness.... so he can post another boring ass list"


And here he comes again I gurantee it, yep, the boy is owned.

[Avante]

140, lets's go, I have some NCAA football to kick around, come on guy.

[140]

I know what all of you are thinking....."that 140 is dumber than a rock, oh yes idiot just keep bumping him up and playing into his....translation silliness.... so he can post another boring ass list"


And here he comes again I gurantee it, yep, the boy is owned.

No

[140]

140, lets's go, I have some NCAA football to kick around, come on guy.

No

[Avante]

No

See how easy this was? Imagine coming here to follow Avante around, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

140, keep bumping me up son, got it?

[Avante]

No

translation



Avante, what's your take on Stanfords Christian McCaffrey?



Dude, don't take so long ok?

I see the kid winning the Heisman if Pitt's James Conner doesn't. A speedy white running back does grab your attention. We haven't seen one of these since Craig James at SMU and they had Eric erson.

James Conner the fastest 250 pounder we will see.

[140]

See how easy this was? Imagine coming here to follow Avante around, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

140, keep bumping me up son, got it?

No