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never owned an almanac
would be a waste of time
sittin' on a bar stool
drinkin' with a woman
who was oh so fine
never owned an almanac
would be a waste of time
sittin' on a bar stool
drinkin' with a woman
who was oh so fine
Avante the master at work, hahahaha~~~~~
Your modesty also helped. And then whipping out the flag football trophies as an MVP defensive lineman could not have hurt those sales records.
You did not however, convince the little girls in the Phillipines " they needed it". You just gave it to them and then paid their ratass pimp.
flag football trophy
It's going to work like this ya little and there ain't a damn thing ya can do about it, got that? Most the time I'll just ignore your dumb ass but every once in awhile I;ll toss ya bone, I do have compassion for little s like you....ok?
Do you honestly believe I walked around with football trophies, hahahaha!!!!!
Watch and learn stupid...
Avante...(as they let me in the door)...is that a first edition Lovecraft?
customers...yes it is, I also have some Poe.
Avante...I have a first edition "The Lurking Fear"
customers...he's great isn't he?
Avante....the best, and then there's Poe.
customers....Poe not as vivid in his settings. You have to work a little harder.
Avante...I totally agree (if I did or didn't, you always agree)
Ya keep that up for about 20 minutes. Ya sell yourself first. Then ya smoothly get off into business, slowly. Ya sell the idea of how expensive things are today in a hospital, how you'd hate to see anyone try to deal with a HUGE medical bill, how it wiped out your grandparents because they didn't have enought insurance. Ya get a little quiver lipped over it. You sell the need to cover their ass.
Dude, pimps???? Are you really this damn stupid? What pimps????? You gave the $$$$$$ to her, ok dummy?
lol you gave the money to the child.
And then the pimp took his cut.
But Avante was not trained in such things what being 19 years worth of flubby throbbing gristle dontcha know.
thats right...cuz ya see they didn't tell him.
Are you realy this damn lost?
Stupid, ya met these girls in a bar not on the streets ok little man? These girls weren't.."street walkers"...ok? There were no pimps involved ok dummy? Did the hotel the girls work out of get a cut, yep. Did the bars get a cut if ya took her out beforse closing time, yep. (they were losing her drink $$$$$)
My God you're an idiot, wow~
Stupid, ya could actually buy these girls for a few days or a week, that meant she was yours and nobody elses. You actually signed a contract.
Last edited by Avante; 10-04-2016 at 07:45 PM.
holy gotta record this for posterity.
So you did know the inner workings of child pros ution.
You knew so much yet you knew so little.
So what happened when you could not pay cause they did not teach you how to count? Who would beat the living blubber out of you?
Do you really think bars hired kids too young to drink to hustle...........................drinks? You really that dense? And, where did you ever get this stupid idea anyone would prefer dumb ass kids over full grown experienced women?
Uh they're making money there so someone prefers them.
We all know you originally wrote "drinkin' with a woman who was only nine" and then had to correct that . You ain't gotta lie to kick it, fatty.
Let me slow it down for ya amigo.
Bars make their $$$$$$$$$ selling liqour, ok? The legal drinking age was 18 over there, now think ya dumb , ok?
A nine year old kid hustling drinks in a bar, HAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THIS...is why I post here, sooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy to be the big fish in a small pond with dummies like this idiot around.
fatass Larry spilling all the beans ITT
Don't you ever do anything besides tag along?
I get so tired of this.
Judy is checking out at the market, I walk ouside to wait.
Guy in a Niner jacket sees my Niner ball cap..
Guy....sucks don't it?
Avante...yep, sure does.
Guy...Kelly has to go.
Avante...ya read my mind.
Guy...so how do ya built these? (pointing to his traps)
Avante...shrugs with heavy weight, try 3 sets of 10, with that last set being all ya can handle.
Guy...how long did it take you to get those? (pointing at my traps)
Avante...oh about 50 years, (with a grin)
Guy...hahaha~~~
About this time...
Judy walks out pushing the cart (waiting for me to take over). I can see the guy giving her that....wow!!!...look. Which is fine with me. It's always funny how guys try to look but don't want me catching them, hahaha~~~~ She has that...my daddy owns oil wells...walk, yep...sexy. 5-10 130, with an amazing ass, almost outerwordly, incredible.
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It must really suck be a little guy, that would totally bum me out. How do you little people deal with it? Some big guy says something to your wife or girlfriend, what can a midget do? It's nice knowing nobody is stupid enought to say to Judy or me. They can see the problem they would have with that silliness.
One of those forgotten gems.
Staying in the mood.
The great Jackie Shane
Last edited by Avante; 12-04-2016 at 06:45 AM.
Rollin'
Last edited by Avante; 12-04-2016 at 06:54 AM.
There is only one song you'd want to mix behind that James Carr classic...
So good it hurts, so ya have to mix....
As good as it gets when it come to the black vocal groups, this is a true classic.
Last edited by Avante; 12-04-2016 at 07:08 AM.
Damn I'm good looking. What a bummer life would be if ya weren't.....yikes~~~
Hard to believe we have grown men Avante has beat up so badly they are down to that now, hahahahaha~~~~~~~
This...I'll chirp like a cricket...that will get him.
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