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[GSH]

Simmons, my ninja...

My ninja

[ace3g]

Spurs

Starters	MIN	FG	3PT	FT	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	+/-	PTS
L. Aldridge PF	19	6-12	0-0	0-0	2	4	6	1	0	0	1	0	+9	12
K. Leonard SF	18	4-10	0-1	10-10	2	0	2	2	2	0	2	1	+7	18
K. Anderson SF	11	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	-3	0
P. Gasol C	14	1-3	0-0	0-0	0	4	4	1	0	0	1	2	-7	2
T. Parker PG	14	1-3	0-0	0-0	0	3	3	3	0	0	1	1	-7	2
Bench	MIN	FG	3PT	FT	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	+/-	PTS
D. Lee PF	5	1-3	0-0	2-2	2	2	4	1	0	0	2	0	+9	4
D. Dedmon C	8	0-2	0-0	0-0	2	1	3	0	0	0	0	1	+17	0
P. Mills PG	10	2-5	1-2	0-0	0	1	1	3	2	0	0	0	+25	5
M. Ginobili SG	11	2-5	2-4	0-0	0	4	4	1	1	0	0	0	+15	6
J. Simmons SG	10	6-6	3-3	0-0	1	1	2	1	0	0	0	1	+25	15
D. Bertans SF	Has not entered game
D. Murray PG	Has not entered game
B. Forbes SG	Has not entered game
D. Green SG	Has not entered game
N. Laprovittola G	Has not entered game
TEAM		23-49	6-10	12-12	9	21	30	13	6	0	7	7		64

[SPURt]

Simmons didn't move his bowels in over a week and is just now emptying onto spurstalk LOL

I don't know about y'all but I've never had so much fun playing in the mud!

[tmtcsc]

Well that was certainly unexpected. Lol, ing Golden State dip s. Sold out for a Beta.

[$pursDynasty]

I guess the Hoopers are dead

[Obstructed_View]

Dear Christ, Simmons is blowing his entire season on this game and I'm like:

This gif will NEVER get old.

[Nathan89]

ok folks... fess up... who doubted Simmons?

I was on the Simmons train over the KA train but I got off a few stops back.

[KL2]

Parker has got to go, him and Anderson were responsible for most of GS' points, as soon as TP gets benched we go on a run.

[Perry Mason]

Simmons didn't move his bowels in over a week and is just now emptying onto spurstalk LOL

This so much LOL

[99 Problems]

Great half by the Bad Boys

[james evans]

when Parker and Gasol is on the floor, bad things happen. Gasol's defense has always been bad, but damn this is horrendous. Not as bad as David West's though

[tonight...you]

Kawhi with the quietest, yet deadliest 18 first half points... He be like:

[808]

8762132[/URL]]Contract year thing?

If so, I'll take it!

[GSH]

so then where's Anderson at tonight?

He's going to be doing valet parking in Austin if he doesn't get his ass in gear.

[Ice009]

We all took a on Simmons and he's played the first half of his life. You think Green is sweating a bit? This is how Green started.

[cascaders]

SPURSSSSSSS

[ElNono]

Misleading stats at halftime:

Simmons +25
Mills +25
Dedmon +17
Gino +15
..
..
..
..
Anderson -3
Gasol -7
Porker -7

[tonight...you]

And Pop is coaching his ass off. Wild, especially for Game 1. He's ing ready...

[Captivus]

No-hesitation-Simmons => Kyrie Irving

[BD24]

This Shaq saying the system. Give Kawhi his due fat ass.

[sasaint]

My apologies to Dedmon and especially Simmons.

Why apologies to Deadman? He looked awful. I only hope Simmons has some more of this left!

[tonight...you]

Misleading stats at halftime:

Simmons +25
Mills +25
Dedmon +17
Gino +15
..
..
..
..
Anderson -3
Gasol -7
Porker -7

#Notthatmisleading..

[bklynspursfan]

He's going to be doing valet parking in Austin if he doesn't get his ass in gear.

It's probably unfair to judge him based off this 1 game, especially against GS. He has shown a couple of the same issues he's always had, but he won't be starting all season anyway. He may lose minutes to Simmons though if he doesn't have a better showing while Green is out and Simmons continues to play well.

[Snaq O'Meal]

He's 2/5

Patty is +25. Parker is -7.

QED

[Obstructed_View]

This broad on the unicycle is like 50 years old. I'm worried she's gonna break a hip.