Best Salsa?

[SpursforSix]

You don't understand the stress of it all. If you did, you wouldn't be "prodding" me along. Two of my employees have already died while testing out the product and another has a boner that won't go away. Do you realize how painful that is for him?

We had no idea the side effects all our research would cause.

I think you're trolling now. So you've got employees and testing out but no schematic?

[DMC]

Seriously...the veggies settle. So if you're just pouring from the top of the...HALF GALLON CONTAINER...you're probably going to get mostly liquid.

Seriously, do you think I don't know that after buying it for almost 30 years?

[SpursforSix]

Seriously, do you think I don't know that after buying it for almost 30 years?

Idk. Maybe you've gotten old and weak and can't shake the container up properly. Or maybe you have dementia and just think you've shook it up when you haven't.

[DMC]

Idk. Maybe you've gotten old and weak and can't shake the container up properly. Or maybe you have dementia and just think you've shook it up when you haven't.

That must be it. It must be an outbreak of weakness in jar and bottle shaking.