Colder than Carrie Fisher's nipples.
self respecting?
Not needing to resort to alch, but actually having game without alch has been in mans arsenal for thousands of years. Obvious which camp you are in.
Hit the gym? Change whatever in your personality is repelling?
Did you ever get your Vulcan ears back?
DJR210 respondent
Call me.
goofy mother er
I see this thread is heading in the right direction. got OP should've just led the thread "which gay drinks do you like".
Fabbs why don't you try an Appletini?
I used to like Zima with a lime. Back in the day.
I drink cinnamon whiskey ironically.
Colder than Carrie Fischer's nipples is one of my nominees for 2016 joke of the year. Congratulations on some of your finer work.
I'm honored and I accept the nomination.
I will say that my favorite was the ring line in the NBA forum. But I'm humble and will accept the board's choice.
Here's the exchange. I'm proud of it.
That one is pretty good too. But Carrie's nipples made me spit out my drink.
That's a tough one for me.
I'm going to run them both through an algorithm to see which would generate more chuckles from the 18-35 age group. Once this has been done, I'll also work them into a stand up routine and use them on open mic night at the local comedy bar. After my routine, I will hand out questionnaires asking for feed back regarding both jokes.
Then once I have completed both of these tasks, I will get back to you to let you know which is better.
I'll accept the academy's decision. I will point out that the ring line was used against lakerfan. I would also point out that it's not unheard of for someone to have multiple nominations.
While not uncommon, you've got an uphill battle before you. With such instant classics as "I'm not a pedo", "I hooked up with this MILF from the grocery store..." and "Bend over, I'll..."
Not to say that you don't have a chance, just that you don't have the market cornered.
Since i know i may not equal the cred of some SpursTalk Krew Gang Members and/or Laundry Krew Members (Joe Korny, icakes, 140, Rust Cohle, DJR210 any others i have missed) here is some truth about me and Cinnamon Whiskey. I've never had it. Yep, it's true.
The context is a high roller where i play cards (he comes off the high roller tables and plays with us Regular Joes at the smaller tables), is very nice and also drinks like a fish. He has several times turned me on to a free buffet, just by flashing his players card and then splitting. Don't even have to eat together.
We also will tell each other when we "have it", meaning the winning hand for sure so the other does not have to get nicked more chips. He leaves the table every half hour or so to go to the bar, rinse and repeat. We were talking booze and he said he likes Jack Tennessee cinnamon whiskey. Some of you seem to be super familiar with the gay drink scene. This drink never struck me as gay, and he certainly does not fit the flamer profile. His Asian wife comes over regularly, he has kids and grandkids plus he is 75 years old.
I thought i would find some super good Cinnamin Whiskey but you guys have been zero help, other then revealing your vast knowledge of it is a gay drink.
Do you want to keep being an asshole or do you want a recommendation for a good cinnamon whiskey?
I want a good rec. Do you think one may get posted?
ROFL gs gets called out for his sexual drinking choices, then backtracks with "uhhh uhhhh it's not for me! It's for my friend!"'
Also, you and your senior citizen poker buddy/gay lover are quite literally cheating. Hopefully someone at the table catches on and beats the out of both of you.
Yep Mono, i lied about myself having the cin whiskey. I never had the stuff. But player at table did and does all the time.
And STFU we did it in front of everyone only when we are the only two in the hand.
Yeah, we know. That bull story about some 75 year old ass buddy is pretty obvious.
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