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  1. 01-05-2017 #1
    apalisoc_9
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    So how do people enjoy watching 4 hours of handegg tv?

    Just found out a 4 hour televised handegg consist of 24 minutes of total action. Wtf...
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  2. 01-05-2017 #2
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    And 2 hours/95 play minutes of futbol (soccer) action consists of about 5-10 shots-on-goal and more than a goal if we're lucky.

    Pot-A-to, pot-a-to...tom-A-to, tom-a-to. Let's call the whole thing off.
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  3. 01-05-2017 #3
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    I guess its what happens when you grow up on the sport the only NFL game I watch each year is the superbowl. I much prefer Australian Rules Football (AFL) far more action and over in 3 hours
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  4. 01-05-2017 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by apalisoc_9
    So how do people enjoy watching 4 hours of handegg tv?

    Just found out a 4 hour televised handegg consist of 24 minutes of total action. Wtf...
    9 minutes
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  5. 01-05-2017 #5
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    And yet, still incomparably better than fatbol
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  6. 01-05-2017 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by 140
    And yet, still incomparably better than fatbol
    Eggball isn't too horrible tbh

    Top many commercial breaks tbh... you have commercials with football breaks
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  7. 01-05-2017 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lefty
    Eggball isn't too horrible tbh

    Top many commercial breaks tbh... you have commercials with football breaks
    Agreed
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  8. 01-05-2017 #8
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    Handegg got easily the most entertaining action of any major sport. Shame about all the stops and breaks.
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  9. 01-05-2017 #9
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    I don't watch any of it. I've streamlined my viewing choices to main events and Marvel movies... .. .
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  10. 01-05-2017 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caltex2
    And 2 hours/95 play minutes of futbol (soccer) action consists of about 5-10 shots-on-goal and more than a goal if we're lucky.

    Pot-A-to, pot-a-to...tom-A-to, tom-a-to. Let's call the whole thing off.
    Yeah but soccer is continuing action, not portly offensive linemen huffing back to the huddle and standing around.
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  11. 01-05-2017 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    I don't watch any of it. I've streamlined my viewing choices to main events and Marvel movies... .. .
    mah
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  12. 01-05-2017 #12
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    Meh, you still have something interesting happening between all those breaks, unlike you know what.
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  13. 01-05-2017 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAF86
    Meh, you still have something interesting happening between all those breaks, unlike you know what.
    beisbol
    nothinghappeningball
    cricketsball
    staringatwallball
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  14. 01-05-2017 #14
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    soccer
    flopping more in a game than ginobili in his career
    best player is some midget
    0-0 is common
    poor nations put more money into soccer than fixing their poor cities
    male divas playing a sport

    At least football does more in a minute than soccer in 90
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  15. 01-05-2017 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch

    At least football does more in a minute than soccer in 90
    yes those 3 yard gains are significant
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  16. 01-05-2017 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by lefty
    yes those 3 yard gains are significant
    More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0
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  17. 01-05-2017 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0
    3 yard gain in 1 minute
    Turnover
    commerciial break
    Rinse wash repeat
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  18. 01-05-2017 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by lefty
    3 yard gain in 1 minute
    Turnover
    commerciial break
    Rinse wash repeat
    Player 1 kicks to player 2
    Player 2 kicks to player 3
    Player 3 kicks to player 1
    Half-assed shot at the goal, goalie kicks to other side of the field

    Rinse wash repeat
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  19. 01-05-2017 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0
    Mitch

    Imagine this scenario. You're the biggest povertyball fan in the world. I mean you're 100% diehard. Your favorite team is playing your biggest rival and you've got the best tickets and seat in the house. You've been excited about this match for 2 months...thinking about it every single day.

    Now it's gametime. It's the moment you've been waiting all this time for...........

    It ends in a 0-0 tie
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  20. 01-05-2017 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    Player 1 kicks to player 2
    Player 2 kicks to player 3
    Player 3 kicks to player 1
    Half-assed shot at the goal, goalie kicks to other side of the field

    Rinse wash repeat
    Most popular sport in the World
    Don't be mad
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  21. 01-05-2017 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by lefty
    Most popular sport in the World
    Don't be mad
    most affordable sport in the world
    truly poverty ball
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  22. 01-05-2017 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver&Black
    Mitch

    Imagine this scenario. You're the biggest povertyball fan in the world. I mean you're 100% diehard. Your favorite team is playing your biggest rival and you've got the best tickets and seat in the house. You've been excited about this match for 2 months...thinking about it every single day.

    Now it's gametime. It's the moment you've been waiting all this time for...........

    It ends in a 0-0 tie
    I'd be ing pissed, tbh. You're making millions to do jack but chase a ball, make the field smaller to get some more scoring or something
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  23. 01-05-2017 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    most affordable sport in the world
    truly poverty ball
    its affordable because it's so popular
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  24. 01-05-2017 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by lefty
    its affordable because it's so popular
    not how supply-demand works, lefty
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  25. 01-05-2017 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    not how supply-demand works, lefty
    Rules are made to be broken
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