President Trump![]()
Dude needs some nasal spray.
He had me at eradicating Muslims
You're going back, Mario ( LkrFan )
MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS NOW ENROLLED IN TRUMP UNIVERSITY
WASHINGTON — In an astonishing comeback for the scandal-scarred educational ins ution, Trump University enrolled more than three hundred million new students at noon on Friday.
“Congratulations,” the President of Trump University told the new students. “For the next four years, you are all in Trump University.”
Some Americans who supported the President of Trump University in his long-shot bid to reopen the school made the journey to Washington, D.C., to hear his welcome address.
“He said we’re all going to be rich!” Harland Dorrinson, a new Trump University student, said. “I just know that this is going to end really well.”
But even as students like Dorrinson celebrated, there were complaints from other students, millions of whom said they had been enrolled in Trump University against their will.
“I never signed up for Trump University,” Carol Foyler, who is one of those students, said. “The President of this school is some kind of a con man. And why are so many members of the faculty Russian? The whole thing seems fishy.”
“Not my University,” she said.
While the original program offered by
Trump University had a price tag as high as thirty-five thousand dollars, the next four years are expected to be far more costly, experts say.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/more-than-three-hundred-million-americans-now-enrolled-in-trump-university?intcid=mod-latest
The fun starts now!
Ready for the Donald Trump experiment?![]()
Trump on both parties in that speech.![]()
details?
Trudeau
Castro's son
"if you kill your enemies they win"
Worst inaugural speech ever?
Protesters block entrances to inauguration, set fires, vandalize
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...t-draw7&wpmm=1
I give it a D.
Oh man, they really stopped President Trump! They showed him. Mission accomplished.
All this piss and vinegar and salt, yet 90% of these assholes will have gotten over it and won't even bother to vote in 2018. They'll opt to sit at home and watch Kardashian bull .
Best inaugural speech ever. Liberals lost their minds when Trump said "America First."
What a surprise that da_suns_fan hates the winner of this election.
... is code word for Wealthy America First, everybody else gets ed.
Such a "dark tone" -MSM
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