I can't seem to get chick peas to turn into Hummus

[I. Hustle]

Uh oh. The closet is mad.

"Pillow biter!!! "

What am I mad about? If anything, I'm flattered but it's not going to happen.

I'm just stating the facts. I'm far from upset. You on the other hand got all up in arms when I started saying that hummus was gay party food. If it doesn't bother you or you don't believe it then why not let it go? You couldn't because I hurt your feelings.

Bene didn't get upset at the gay porn comment because he knows he's not gay. SFS just doesn't understand how someone doesn't like alternative bean dip. You though? You got all hurt that I called it gay and all but confirmed it.

LOL poor guy

[TimDunkem]

It's just odd the lengths you go to point out the sexuality of a food of all things. All I did was point it out, then it was you that went on this crusade to prove how everyone is a sexual but you.

You should add some of the sexual you've said in this thread to that signature of yours. It would be fitting. Although...you might want to delete the whole thing completely if you want to keep up this straight guy facade.

[SpursforSix]

What am I mad about? If anything, I'm flattered but it's not going to happen.

I'm just stating the facts. I'm far from upset. You on the other hand got all up in arms when I started saying that hummus was gay party food. If it doesn't bother you or you don't believe it then why not let it go? You couldn't because I hurt your feelings.

Bene didn't get upset at the gay porn comment because he knows he's not gay. SFS just doesn't understand how someone doesn't like alternative bean dip. You though? You got all hurt that I called it gay and all but confirmed it.

LOL poor guy

So...what is it about hummus that makes it gay? As opposed to bean dip? Is it the name..."hummus"? So if they changed the name to "vagblaster chickpea dip"...would that make it OK for you?

[I. Hustle]

It's just odd the lengths you go to point out the sexuality of a food of all things. All I did was point it out, then it was you that went on this crusade to prove how everyone is a sexual but you.

You should add some of the sexual you've said in this thread to that signature of yours. It would be fitting. Although...you might want to delete the whole thing completely if you want to keep up this straight guy facade.

What's there to delete? You're the one still going on and on about it. If you stopped then I wouldn't have anything to respond to. You can't bring yourself to though because of your anger.

I bet everything you typed was done while you had a in your mouth and a hulkbuster dildo in your ass. The green one with all the veins that retails for $49 you .

[I. Hustle]

So...what is it about hummus that makes it gay? As opposed to bean dip? Is it the name..."hummus"? So if they changed the name to "vagblaster chickpea dip"...would that make it OK for you?

vagblaster is going way over the top but you might have something by using the chickpea name instead. chick... pee

[TimDunkem]

Blah, blah, blah. More gay imagery, per usual.

By the way, you sure know a lot about dildos for being so straight. God damn. What a . If you weren't planning on coming out, you just outed yourself right there.

[Drachen]

Sounds simple. I used the Tahini last time but will try without. When you say fill up 1/3 with olive oil, you mean 1/3 of the bullet? That sounds like a lot of olive oil. Did you mean "three" cloves of garlic?

I think it's a third of the way. Remember the garbanzo beans are already in there. If you think it's too much fill it less then add more as you need it. Yes I meant three

[Drachen]

You need tahini paste; otherwise it won't taste like hummus. Also, get a good (Vitamix, Blendtec) blender.

I have a Vitamix, but it's just too big unless I'm making for a party

[Drachen]

10th century terminology

He's in Texas, we use the molcajete down here bruh

It's Trump's America, we can't use that word anymore.

[Drachen]

Just buy the Hummus from your local Greek market. Chances are that theirs is going to be better than your attempt at doing it yourself. Plus it's less time consuming.

It's incredibly non time consuming. Takes me about 5 minutes

[Chucho]

We make about 3 pints of hummus and about 20 homemade flatbreads in about an hour.

[Chucho]

I prefer homemade hummus, wasn't a fan of it til the ol lady made some. Just never liked it from the store or at greek joints.

[DJR210]

It's Trump's America, we can't use that word anymore.

This is true... When i said "down here" I meant south of the wall

[I. Hustle]

Blah, blah, blah. More gay imagery, per usual.

By the way, you sure know a lot about dildos for being so straight. God damn. What a . If you weren't planning on coming out, you just outed yourself right there.

So... I was kidding. I honestly don't like hummus but I don't really have anything against it. I figured that by describing a dildo and even giving the price of it you would catch on but you didn't. I can't really think of anything else that would make hummus gay so I am going to go ahead and let you know that I was joking.
My intention was really just to mess with SFS and I even sent him a pm to let him know I was joking. When you decided to jump in and argue I thought it would be fun to argue back.
Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Enjoy all the hummus you want and know that I don't think it's gay at all... unless of course you really do let someone eat it out of your ass. Then again, letting someone eat ANYTHING out of your ass is really gay it's not just hummus.