Lakers: Laker Haikus

[ambchang]

Brown and D'antoni
Scott Bynum MVPau Shaq
All under the bus

[DMC]

1st line has 6... ^

[ambchang]

1st line has 6... ^

I count D'antoni as three, as in Dan-Tony

[Fabbs]

Kirby flys on plane
To Europe for H.I.V.
Laker losses mount

[DMC]

I count D'antoni as three, as in Dan-Tony

Could be, I've heard it both ways... dee an ton i and dan ton i

[MultiTroll]

Lakers worst seasons
came during Kobe's prime years
what a telling stat

[MultiTroll]

Scott tissue ran out
Only Vanessas nanny
can change Pampers now

[Fabbs]

Kirby leaves the team
Instantly Lakes are better
Dale wets his mumu

[Thread]

Kirby stayed
Last double
Kirby mummified

[ambchang]

Kirby stayed
Last double
Kirby mummified

5 7 and 5
3 doubles and a triple
Cully still can't count

[DMC]

Donald won that
go your mother some more
run Hillary run

[Thread]

A triple
No walls
3rd double

[Fabbs]

7 wins so soon
With Kirby, January.
Lakes glad turd is gone

[Fabbs]

Luke given offer
He says "I will consider".
Is turd gone for sure?

[Fabbs]

Dale rests in Mumu
Gurney will lift him from couch
So he can reach switch

To start VCR
And watch some Kobe reruns
From 1999

[ambchang]

Lakers improve how?
Walton giving the players
What Becky gave Spurs.

[DMC]

team starts to compete
LA Lukers got this
in full remission

[Fabbs]

Not much news lately
'Nessa tells me to stay home
And sweep and vacuum.

[Fabbs]

Spirit of Kobme
Has returned to Staples
What next, Laker Phan?

[William Hung]

Not much news lately
'Nessa tells me to stay home
And sweep and vacuum.

[DMC]

30 million votes
Still loses the election
stat padding gots

[Mori Chu]

Kobe Bryant gone
Lakers franchise has new life
Bye bye to cancer

[Fabbs]

16 34
Thanks Kobe for foundation
Laker Phan rejoice

[Thread]

16 34
Thanks Kobe for foundation
Laker Phan rejoice

They were selling your
They were selling your
They were selling your

[DMC]

All the Lakers fans
Deported to Mexico
staring across wall