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    Ill be collecting my scalp come March 1st

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    Fine. It's your invention and a swell one, but, I thought up the Pole and the tee pee/entrance to the East to set it in front of. Without that the scalps are on the ground. And if you're wise you'd hold up on the Pozder one. If Trump convinces him to fight on and he wins htf are we going to get his scalp back on his head?
    You can't collect a scalp without having a pole to hang it on, it defeats the purpose of collecting the scalp in the first place. The pole is inherent to the invention.

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    Ill be collecting my scalp come July 4th

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    Click on my post and youll see you modofied it again

    Busted again

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    You can't collect a scalp without having a pole to hang it on, it defeats the purpose of collecting the scalp in the first place. The pole is inherent to the invention.
    No. I thought of the Pole. I cut it, got out all the knots and shaped it. A 15 footer, no curvature. I dragged it over, along with a tee pee that I had in the basement and set it all up.

    I'm part of this.

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    No. I thought of the Pole. I cut it, got out all the knots and shaped it. A 15 footer, no curvature. I dragged it over, along with a tee pee that I had in the basement and set it all up.

    I'm part of this.
    I don't want your in' tee pee. What is that, anyway? The shirt Trump was wearing during his Russian golden shower?

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    Hey, cub, I can be the 3rd party

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    Hey, cub, I can be the 3rd party
    There's no role to be filled. And even if there was, Dale is not the hiring manager.

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    Your nascent scalpcollector has to officially update the scalp count. It now stands at four. The collection mission did not begin 13 Feb, simply the do entation project.

    Without further ado, let's recap all 4 scalps we've thus far obtained in chronological order:

    Scalp #1:




    Scalp #2:






    Scalp #3:



    Scalp #4:




    SCALP COUNT: 4

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    Is #5 going to drop tomorrow?



    If you lose McCain because of defense spending, you automatically lose his -gurgler Graham. Looks like only 1 vote to spare!

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    Splits dominating cucks down in the paint.

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    monica crowley was considered for something?

    ewwwff

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    monica crowley was considered for something?

    ewwwff
    Yep. And now I've got her scalp on my pole.

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    I don't want your in' tee pee. What is that, anyway? The shirt Trump was wearing during his Russian golden shower?
    Because if you have a lodge pole you have to have a ing tee pee to set in front of it. You'll stay in there with your lap top & hatchet. When the time is ripe you'll leave said tee pee and score another scalp. You come back to the lodge pole, I'll be there. I'll cup my hands to provide a launch pad and boost your black ass up the pole. You'll cling to it, scoot up, take out your hatchet, turn it to the blunt end and nail the fresh scalp to the pole.

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    “Harward is conflicted between the call of duty and the obvious dysfunctionality"
    SCALP COUNT: 5




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    Not a scalp.

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    Supposedly he called the offer "a sandwich."

    Give it to Betrayus. He's wanted it forever.

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    So glad this piece of didnt take the job tbqh hes the prototypical white pale bread piece of jock

    Give it to Petraeus. Dude looks like a ing nerd but he gets done

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    Bullet dodged

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    Does the NSA guy have to be a military veteran? Is that customary?

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    Does the NSA guy have to be a military veteran? Is that customary?
    Were you fighting shoulder to shoulder in 'Nam with Condy?

    Why do you ask questions on a Spurs message board that could be answered with fewer keystrokes on Bing?

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    Were you fighting shoulder to shoulder in 'Nam with Condy?

    Why do you ask questions on a Spurs message board that could be answered with fewer keystrokes on Bing?
    I figured I was among friends.

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    Is 6 coming soon?


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