SpursforSix - the Relctant Expert

[SpursforSix]

I could ask this fake expert a question everyday pertaining to all those things he's an expert about and at no time could he EVER answer even one.

What a phoney.

LOL...here's how your "questions" go...

Avante: talk to me about them Delta blues
Expert: well...did you know that (expert provides good info)
Avante: (disregarding the expert) here's a list of the top 10 track NFL'ers and some random music videos.

There's absolutely no benefit from engaging you in a conversation about anything. You're often wrong and to make it worse, you never own up to your mistakes.

[Avante]

LOL...here's how your "questions" go...

Avante: talk to me about them Delta blues
Expert: well...did you know that (expert provides good info)
Avante: (disregarding the expert) here's a list of the top 10 track NFL'ers and some random music videos.

There's absolutely no benefit from engaging you in a conversation about anything. You're often wrong and to make it worse, you never own up to your mistakes.

I'm never wrong, how could I be? What about a TON of books/info on everything that interests me don't you get? 22 books on the Middle East/Islam, 12 big books on them blues, Track & Field News mags since 1968, The Boxing Register, THE book on the history of boxing. A 10, 000 book library, a 6000 CD, 8000 tape music library, I never make a mistake.....NEVER~~~~

Dude, I have asked you a ton of questions, you have NEVER answered anything and the reason is ya don't know and make that real obvious. You can't talk anything and we all see it so ya play this clown bull , which makes ya look even more stupid.

Dude, who recorded what is considered to be the first Mississippi Delta blues record, well? Come on ya dumb answer that question, yep, no clue.

Stupid, why this need to be a ing clown, well?

[Avante]

You said you were a track EXPERT...right?

Question one

Who was the first black athlete to win an Olympic medal, well?

An expert knows this, now run off to Google, or are ya just too lazy?

Stupid, not a good combo being a liar about being an expert then being too lazy to Google when challenged.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

Here's a track question for the expert:

This comes from a 25 year old male high school track coach who writes:

"Dear expert
I coach the high school girl pole vaulting team and need some advice in avoiding being an avante.

The girls need to be instructed on how to properly grip the pole and put it in the hole but I don't want to go to jail.

Help please.

Sincerely,
Coach Tightshort

[Chucho]

I bet he's talking about me.

He's obsessed. Glad I can't read his posts.

Sounds like self reassurance more than anything.

[Avante]

Let's see just how much our fake expert doesn't know and is way too lazy to even fake it.

1. Only two sprinters ever ran a 9.0 for a 100 yards, who?

2. What boxer fought as a slave before his pro career?

3. Who was the first NFL 1000 yard rusher out of a HBCU school?

4. Who was the last white sprinter to run on a USA Olympic 4x1 team?

5. Give me five legends who first recorded at Sun Records in Memphis?

Remember the boy said he was an expert......


Track and Field
Football
Music
Basketball
Movies
Food
TV
Wresteling
Business
Dance
Literature
Probably even things like art, building, cars, electronics.
Edit: Adding swimming to this list

All he really is is a ing clown who can't stand the fact Avante is the real expert.

[Blake]

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[SpursforSix]

I'm never wrong, how could I be? What about a TON of books/info on everything that interests me don't you get? 22 books on the Middle East/Islam, 12 big books on them blues, Track & Field News mags since 1968, The Boxing Register, THE book on the history of boxing. A 10, 000 book library, a 6000 CD, 8000 tape music library, I never make a mistake.....NEVER~~~~

Dude, I have asked you a ton of questions, you have NEVER answered anything and the reason is ya don't know and make that real obvious. You can't talk anything and we all see it so ya play this clown bull , which makes ya look even more stupid.

Dude, who recorded what is considered to be the first Mississippi Delta blues record, well? Come on ya dumb answer that question, yep, no clue.

Stupid, why this need to be a ing clown, well?

You've been wrong at least 5 or 6 times. I pointed them out to you and you either ignored it or made an excuse. And that was only with some quick fact checking. Here's the thing Sparky...no one gives a if Willie Stovepipe Eggs recorded Dookie Blues or not. Why would anyone even spend the time to Google it. In this world of information, you seem to latch on the most invaluable and insignificant tidbits.

[Avante]

You've been wrong at least 5 or 6 times. I pointed them out to you and you either ignored it or made an excuse. And that was only with some quick fact checking. Here's the thing Sparky...no one gives a if Willie Stovepipe Eggs recorded Dookie Blues or not. Why would anyone even spend the time to Google it. In this world of information, you seem to latch on the most invaluable and insignificant tidbits.

How could I ever be wrong when all I ever talk about is things I know ALL about, well? What it is you miss what is being said or me assuming things. I don't make mistakes, ever.

Dude, why have this thread about being an expert, well? Yep, this is you trying to be the clown again, why do you play that? You don't know and we all see it so why act stupid?

Stupid, if ya think you are trolling Avante, think again, who is really being trolled here?

Stupid, stick to talking tv shows, ok? Keep it simple and harmless, ok?

Why not cool your stupid and learn things from a guy who knows things, ok? Just talking a 20.00 for some kid tells us just how dumb you really are, I can help ya son.

[SpursforSix]

How could I ever be wrong when all I ever talk about is things I know ALL about, well? What it is you miss what is being said or me assuming things. I don't make mistakes, ever.

Dude, then why have this thread about being an expert, well? Yep, this is you trying to be the clown again, why do you play that? You don't know sdhit and we all see it so why act stupid?

Stupid, if ya think you are trolling Avante, think again, who is really being trolled here?

Stupid, stick to talking tv shows, ok? Keep it simple and harmless, ok?

The problem is that you believe that you know it all. You're not willing to learn anything new or listen to an expert. You're hopeless.
I think we've had a couple of blues-offs and you lost them both. Definitively. And even giving that, you refuse to acknowledge that there are
people here who know more about the blues than you.

[Avante]

The problem is that you believe that you know it all. You're not willing to learn anything new or listen to an expert. You're hopeless.
I think we've had a couple of blues-offs and you lost them both. Definitively. And even giving that, you refuse to acknowledge that there are
people here who know more about the blues than you.

Dude, NOBODY knows more about them blues than I do, NOBODY.

You know as well as I do, no matter what Avante MUST lose, right? I could post a list a mile long about anything and you or anyone cold list one name and I lose. It's real important I lose. The old....he brags too much, I'll show him....and we all know that,

Dude, I could spend a month talking about blues cats you have never even heard off, and you know that. You don't know about them blues and we both know that.

Why say your a track expert when ya don't know about it?

[Blake]

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[SpursforSix]

Dude, NOBODY knows more about them blues than I do, NOBODY.

You know as well as I do, no matter what Avante MUST lose, right? I could post a list a mile long about anything and you or anyone cold list one name and I lose. It's real important I lose. The old....he brags too much, I'll show him....and we all know that,

Dude, I could spend a month talking about blues cats you have never even heard off, and you know that. You don't know about them blues and we both know that.

Why say your a track expert when ya don't know about it?

As has been well do ented, I'm both a blues expert and a track expert.

So what are the probabilities that two blues experts are posting on Spurstalk? Damn near close to zero. So...it's highly unlikely that you're an expert. In anything really.

[Avante]

As has been well do ented, I'm both a blues expert and a track expert.

So what are the probabilities that two blues experts are posting on Spurstalk? Damn near close to zero. So...it's highly unlikely that you're an expert. In anything really.

So how come when I ask you anything ya never know anything, well?

Talk to me about the impact the MEAC has made in track. , you don't even know what MEAC means do you?

Dude, you never ever PROVE ya know anything, and you will tap dance around this because ya don't know about track or them blues.

Dude, I get the...I'll mess with Avante....bit ok? But to look stupid in doing it is sad.

[SpursforSix]

So how come when I ask you anything ya never know anything, well?

Talk to me about the impact the MEAC has made in track. , you don't even know what MEAC means do you?

Dude, you never ever PROVE ya know anything, and you will tap dance around this because ya don't know about track or them blues.

Dude, I get the...I'll mess with Avante....bit ok? But to look stupid in doing it is sad.

I've already told you why I don't address your inquiries. Most of the time, they're so vague and everyone knows you'll disregard any intelligent responses.

Avante: talk to me about them blues

what the . I know so much about the blues that if you converted it into a dildo, it'd be big enough to fill even your mom's gaping vagina.
But I don't have the kind of time to type all that in. And most people don't really even care about it. I don't take any satisfaction in knowing all these facts.
They're useless. But it's not like I can forget them.

It's why I'm the Reluctant Expert.

[Avante]

Who starts a thread bragging about being an expert then spends all his time never PROVING it?

When will this little show us anything/something to back up that EXPERT claim. well?

Guy said he was a track and field EXPERT, ok where is the proof?

SFS, talk to me about the best long jumpers who wrere also great sprinters, ya know like Jesse Owens was.

Go ahead guy, you have the floor............... (who beat Owens in the sprints and long jumper?)

[Avante]

I've already told you why I don't address your inquiries. Most of the time, they're so vague and everyone knows you'll disregard any intelligent responses.

Avante: talk to me about them blues

what the . I know so much about the blues that if you converted it into a dildo, it'd be big enough to fill even your mom's gaping vagina.
But I don't have the kind of time to type all that in. And most people don't really even care about it. I don't take any satisfaction in knowing all these facts.
They're useless. But it's not like I can forget them.

It's why I'm the Reluctant Expert.

So ya started this thread talking about being an EXPERT with no intentions of ever proving that claim? Why bring it up if ya didn't plan on talking about all those things you are an EXPERT in, well?

I love finding other EXPERTS, guys who can talk them blues, sprinting, football, while you run from them. why?

Stupid, no track EXPERT is ever EVER talking a 20.00 for a middle school kid, ok? You really have no idea just how stupid that is do you?

Dude, ya even bumped this thread up, why do that if you have no intentions of talking about all those things you are an EXPERT in, well?

Stupid, this...I'll mess with Avante.....is making you look dumb, ok?

[SpursforSix]

So ya started this thread talking avout being an EXPERT with no intentions of ever proving that claim? Why bring it up if ya didn't plan on talking about all those things you are an EXPERT in, well?

I love finding other EXPERTS, guys who can talk them blues, sprinting, football, while you run from them. why?

Avante : Hey...Stephen Hawking...I'm a dumbass...but talk to me about physics and the nature of the universe.
Stephen Hawking : (rolls eye) garble garble goop
Hawking's Translator : get lost got

got it?

[Avante]

Avante : Hey...Stephen Hawking...I'm a dumbass...but talk to me about physics and the nature of the universe.
Stephen Hawking : (rolls eye) garble garble goop
Hawking's Translator : get lost got

got it?

Poster....SFS what can ya tell me about prewar blues from Memphis?
SFS...nothing.
Poster...thought you were an expert, huh?
SFS...that was just me messing with Avante, I actually don't know other than tv shows.
Poster...so ya lied, right?
SFS....yep.

[SpursforSix]

Poster....SFS what can ya tell me about prewar blues from Memphis?
SFS...nothing.
Poster...thought you were an expert, huh?
SFS...that was just me messing with Avante, I actually don't know other than tv shows.
Poster...so ya lied, right?
SFS....yep.

Poster: hey SFS...can you tell me about the prewar blues from Memphis?
SFS : sure...but do you really care?
Poster: no
SFS : see ya

[Avante]

Dude, why not just....

You know a lot Avante and it bugs the out of everyone, ok? You magnify just how little we all know and that sucks so I/we must mess with ya, ok? Get even for you being a know it all.

I don't know , ok? Yep, this thread was just me poking fun at Avante, not that it wasn't obvious. Now stop bugging me about me being an expert, ok? Obviously you're the expert not me.

[Avante]

Poster: hey SFS...can you tell me about the prewar blues from Memphis?
SFS : sure...but do you really care?
Poster: no
SFS : see ya

poster....SFS if nobody cares about them old blues, track and all that stuf, then why start a thread talking about you being an expert? Why clutter up the board with that ?
SFS....ah, well, hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[Avante]

We have a thread here.....what are you listening to.....why would anyone really give a ?

We have another thread....what was the last movie you saw.....who really cares?.

[SpursforSix]

We have a thread here.....what are you listening to.....why would anyone really give a ?

We have another thread....what was the last movie you saw.....who really cares?.

I was just showing off. I don't do it often but every once in a while it feels good.