Hot-Crazy Matrix for Women

[FkLA]

Don't know if it's been posted before since it's been on the youtubes for two years but just saw it for the first time. Thought it was going to be corny but ended up being pretty funny, tbh.

[spurraider21]

video posted 2014

"its been on youtube for 2 years"

lol utsa



but yeah, s hilarious

[lil'mo]

Jesus Christ this is old

[Silver&Black]

Can vouch about girls named Tiffany. Definitely try to avoid at all costs.

[Avante]

Judy was talking about how woman are no different from men and treating then differently needs to stop.

A few days later we here a bump in the night.

Judy...what was that?
Avante....how do I know?
Judy...well go check it out.
Avante...why me, you go check it out?
Judy...what?
Avantel...what happened to women are just like men?
Judy...smart ass.

[Mitch]

Judy was talking about how woman are no different from men and treating then differently needs to stop.

A few days later we here a bump in the night.

Judy...what was that?
Avante....how do I know?
Judy...well go check it out.
Avante...why me, you go check it out?
Judy...what?
Avantel...what happened to women are just like men?
Judy...smart ass.

For all the bluster today's younger women build up about "gender roles" being obsolete, they will still defer to the primal roles of man and woman when there's no narrative to follow

[Avante]

For all the bluster today's younger women build up about "gender roles" being obsolete, they will still defer to the primal roles of man and woman when there's no narrative to follow

Funny how that works, huh?

You guys are heading to the desert, ....a flat tire. Does she get out and change the tire, nope~~~ Does she drive, nope~~~ Ya stop along the way for something to eat, does she open the door for you, nope~~~ Does she pay the check, nope~~~ When ya finally get there does she carry the backpack, nope~~~~

If I were a woman I'm keeping my mouth shut and let him do it all, being his equal.

There is a reason he asks her to dance and leads. There is a reason he asks her to marry him and she takes his last name. There is a reason you capture the King in chess.

[Mitch]

Funny how that works, huh?

You guys are heading to the desert, ....a flat tire. Does she get out and change the tire, nope~~~ Does she drive, nope~~~ Ya stop along the way for something to eat, does she open the door for you, nope~~~ Does she pay the check, nope~~~ When ya finally get there does she carry the backpack, nope~~~~

If I were a woman I'm keeping my mouth shut and let him do it all, being his equal.

There is a reason he asks her to dance and leads. There is a reason he asks her to marry him and she takes his last name. There is a reason you capture the King in chess.

Yep

They'll never complain about the perks, but anything that seems like guys have it better - boom, equality talk. Society works fine when guys do what they're good at and women do what they're good at, no need to mix it up.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOL

[Avante]

Yep

They'll never complain about the perks, but anything that seems like guys have it better - boom, equality talk. Society works fine when guys do what they're good at and women do what they're good at, no need to mix it up.

It is sad watching women in the work place trying to do a mans job because the company can't discrimnate sex.

The worst example is the police. A 6-2 220 pound cop vs some deranged hobo, he simply knocks him down, a woman has to use a weapon.

[lefty20]

Originally pitched by the Barnicle, iirc.

[Mitch]

It is sad watching women in the work place trying to do a mans job because the company can't discrimnate sex.

The worst example is the police. A 6-2 220 pound cop vs some deranged hobo, he simply knocks him down, a woman has to use a weapon.

Oh, yeah that's really sad. What's worse is the female cops go for the gun for non-lethal situations because they know if something goes wrong the average criminal is lethal without a weapon to them. Can't have women doing manual labor, security, being soldiers, etc. No sexism there, just common sense.

[DMC]

The truth is there are more crazy es than hot es, so a can be crazy all she likes if she's hot, but fat ugly es that are crazy usually get beat down.

Another fact is that most chicks who are wild in bed are crazy as mentally. Not saying you should try to a re , but that chicks that want it in the ass on the 1st date might have scars across the wrist and daddy issues.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Can vouch about girls named Tiffany. Definitely try to avoid at all costs.

that's a bratty sorority name tbh. Same with "britney", "brittany", and all 60 ways you spell that stupid name.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Yep

They'll never complain about the perks, but anything that seems like guys have it better - boom, equality talk. Society works fine when guys do what they're good at and women do what they're good at, no need to mix it up.

feminazis that want to have it both ways should be put to death tbh.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

The truth is there are more crazy es than hot es, so a can be crazy all she likes if she's hot, but fat ugly es that are crazy usually get beat down.

Another fact is that most chicks who are wild in bed are crazy as mentally. Not saying you should try to a re , but that chicks that want it in the ass on the 1st date might have scars across the wrist and daddy issues.

if they want it in the ass, they're probably not who you want anyway, unless you're gay

[UNT Eagles 2016]

It is sad watching women in the work place trying to do a mans job because the company can't discrimnate sex.

The worst example is the police. A 6-2 220 pound cop vs some deranged hobo, he simply knocks him down, a woman has to use a weapon.

Police ain't even the worst example, tbh.

[spurraider21]

It is sad watching women in the work place trying to do a mans job because the company can't discrimnate sex.

The worst example is the police. A 6-2 220 pound cop vs some deranged hobo, he simply knocks him down, a woman has to use a weapon.

yeah its the female cops doing all the unnecessary shootings

[DMC]

if they want it in the ass, they're probably not who you want anyway, unless you're gay

If you've never been with a chick that wants it in the ass then you probably haven't gotten out of your own neighborhood. maybe not even your own family based on who you are.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

If you've never been with a chick that wants it in the ass then you probably haven't gotten out of your own neighborhood. maybe not even your own family based on who you are.

My wife only wants it in the pussy. Not the mouth because she's not comfortable with doing that, and not the ass because that's "gay and gross".

[DMC]

My wife only wants it in the pussy. Not the mouth because she's not comfortable with doing that, and not the ass because that's "gay and gross".

You're so fake

[Mitch]

feminazis that want to have it both ways should be put to death tbh.

Chill out, Andrew

[Avante]

yeah its the female cops doing all the unnecessary shootings

My God guy do you need everything drawn on a chalk board? THINK...ok? I'm 275 pounds, what if I got shot and my female partner all 140 pound of her has to pull me out of the fire? What if two guys attack me, what is she going to? My old partner John knocks one of the guys on his ass.

You never seem to ever get anything.

[spurraider21]

My God guy do you need everything drawn on a chalk board? THINK...ok? I'm 275 pounds, what if I got shot and my female partner all 140 pound of her has to pull me out of the fire? What if two guys attack me, what is she going to? My old partner John knocks one of the guys on his ass.

You never seem to ever get anything.

your hypothetical sounds all good and dandy. the facts seem to disagree.

[spurraider21]