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GOAT soccer player taking pics with real athletes. Lebron and JJ Watt could kill him with both hands tied behind their backs.
He even wears a sports bra when he plays:
The GOAT of your "sport" just got suspended for 4 games... for insulting a ref:
http://www.espnfc.com/argentina/stor...ifier-vs-chile
What kind of a pussified excuse for a "sport" is this? Oh yeah, the one where a literal midget is the greatest player ever, every game ends in a 0-0 tie, and the corrupt refs' fee-fees are so fragile that you get four games off for "insulting" them.
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Pretty sure Messi has no idea who JJ watt is, tbh.
Great to know that CN keeps up with football news, tbh, maybe theres still hope for him.. but yeah you might wanna do better research next time you wanna troll
It wouldn't be the first time Messi has to meet and receive presents from people he doesn't know, tbh. And yeah, Messi doesn't give two s about the NFL. He probably wouldn't be able to tell Manning from Brady on a photo, tbh.
(Posted upstairs in the David Lee elbow thread. Props to GSH)
Ha...those are good.
Flopping third world gots
find both sports unbearable, but baseball single handedly destroys sports radio for 66% of the year
used to hate it more back when sportscenter and espnews were relevant. spend 80% of the program watching routine double plays
soccer is a snoozefest but it doesn't interrupt the american sports cycle, and the world cup is actually a lot of fun when it's around
Lol prefering to watch a bunch of overweight mongoloids for 7 hours straight
Lol prefering to watch a bunch of overweight mongoloids for 7 hours straight
I'll back DAF86 here.
In my limited time watching the midget and the plastic looking Ken Doll got with the 5.0 sec 40 and 30" vert, it was even obvious to me that Messi is the more skilled and impactful player. Better with the ball, better touch, more creative, and more explosive, which is funny given Ken Doll's obvious PED use.
That said, does Tic-Tac-Toe ball have any advanced metrics? You can't do on/off in Tic-Tac-Toe, but you could easily devise a metric that correlates player touches to goals/shots on target. i.e Messi produces 1 goal per 100 touches, whether through scoring or goal creation. When Messi doesn't touch the ball, his team's goal/100 drops to .50. Something like that.
Ah. They do.
Yeah, I don't see how this an argument.
I know, right. What we really need are more reports about what Tom Brady had for lunch or how Donkeykong Suh is progressing in his court ordered anger management classes. Next up: Lavar Ball!find both sports unbearable, but baseball single handedly destroys sports radio for 66% of the year
used to hate it more back when sportscenter and espnews were relevant. spend 80% of the program watching routine double plays
soccer is a snoozefest but it doesn't interrupt the american sports cycle, and the world cup is actually a lot of fun when it's around
Gotta love these povertyball fans. Darth posts a couple of images to show that Messi is really a midget compared to "athletes" in other major sports. Here comes 3 floptrot fans to give their opinions. We'll call them Tic, Tac, and Toe.
Tic- "Messi is not the GOAT. OP is a got"
Tac- "I doubt Messi even knows who J.J. Watt is. Who cares that he's holding his jersey?"
Toe- "Look at all these gots. They would rather watch mongoloids play for 7 hours."
Notice how neither Tic, Tac, or Toe said one gotdamn thing about how Messi looks like a toddler compared to other athletes who play real sports..
Hilarious how povertyball fans seem to be the loudest voices complaining about how "soft" the NBA is today. Meanwhile, this is the "sport" they think we should all be watching instead. Yeah, I think I'll stick to real American sports, where even the worst floppers aren't this shameless.
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