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there are also some anonymous reports that 1 1/2 hours (before the attack) 2 semi-trucks filled with lawn chairs and trump vodka arrived with instructions of where to get the best view.
"i'm not going to tell you what i might or might not do militarily, thats stupid"
"i'm going to tell them"
"an hour before"
get his ghost writer busy on "the art of the surprise"
there are also some anonymous reports that 1 1/2 hours (before the attack) 2 semi-trucks filled with lawn chairs and trump vodka arrived with instructions of where to get the best view.
thats a fireworks display to the tune of 49 million dollars.
he knows how to put on a show. believe me.
more anonymous reports that trump made putin pinkie swear that he wouldn't tell assad.
more anonymous reports that russian soldiers were instructed to quietly assemble in the viewing area, and to tell syrians "we're gonna go over there". "doesn't mean anything".
more anonymous reports that syrian planes are undamaged but there is one big ass pothole.
take that es
OP's a funny niqqa
TSA is on this one.
"Wodka? Where please?"
How often do you think about me a day?
more anonymous reports suggest that a conversation between US and russia went something like this:
"listen donnie, they're too close to discover us. we must do something that shows we hate you and me."
Holeee . For the last 30+ years, I thought it was "I went to the danger zone". Not "highway".
you shoulda asked. i'm kinda like a guru when it comes to war movie soundtracks and lyrics. i got a garage full of war movie soundtracks and lyrics.
...I wish I would have known. It explains why I never make it to the karaoke finals.
So talk to me about the top 10 war movie songs.
well, lets see. there's that one called "over there."
this is what makes this song so enduring.
cuz we're always "over there"
even Assads commanders calling the missile attack "a poor effort"
Them Syrians are cool cats
Also Syria has probably the best names of places in all the world:
Tartus
Homs
Dier Ezor
Latakia
Man I wish I was Syrian
Often.
Everytime I open a freezer full of child juice.
What movie was that from?
See guys...this is what your "expert" has to offer.
So...mr. expert....why don't you tell me who the top 10 war singers are? I'll make it easy and fill in the lanes for you.
1:
2:
17:
Magillicuty:
49BO:
Hut Hut:
2:
14:
Dinosaur:
Top 10 Weirdest Spurstalk Comment Ever
hut hut lol
I have only the clammer to thank.
hey, that was not my child juice and its over 18.
Thank the clammer
Phi Slamma Jammer
Pick your nose and grab a hammer
Got some milk?
Then hit the rammer
Stinky poo and jick jick blammer
Well personally I have never seen the juice of a child.
But apparently you got the inkling that there was mashed up child in TSA pizza sauce. Not that you saw it either. If we are gonna just start jumping out of planes, let's make a parachute on the way down. It seems the way this board functions.
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