Pootin told Assad to gas his people,
then fog it up with LIE that it was a hit to a rebel gas storage depot.
Then Pootin tells Trash to run the harmless cruise attack while warning the Syrian army and Russian to take cover.
Trash's pro-forma attack does really nothing to Assad's capabilities.
Pootin says he's "so sad" about the attack, while Trash "looks" presidential by bombing a non-threatening foreign country, the press adores him, and
everybody forgets that Trash and his entire team is Pootin's bent-over, compromised boytoys.